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Photo Caption Contest: Throwin' up signs!

Posted on: October 14, 2009 11:56 am
 
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October Scoreboard
1. D2Moo 5
2. BigBluMasochist 4
3. theriverrock 3
3. PheasantPlucker 3
4. BuccinGator 2
4. skinsinsk 2
4. howie115 2
4. ktopp24 2
4. SaratogaRick 2
5. EagleMtnAirTax 1
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. River_Rat 1
5. momluvsfootball 1
5. Jellydonut 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Nov 23, 2006
Posted on: October 15, 2009 10:40 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Throwin' up signs!

1. The reverse shocker

2. I'm bad to the bone!....I'm bad to the bone!

3. Oh No! Not that cup, that was my mucous sample.
4. Larry, Moe, Curly?

5. Read my lips.......where am I again?



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 14, 2009 11:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Throwin' up signs!

kmvenne
1) After consulting Miss Manners, Stacy learned that it was proper to hold your right hand down, pinkie extended, while you drink box wine out of the bowl shaped part of the trophy.

Dr.Mr.Awesome
2.  Tonight We Ride!!  Around 3-ish we have a snack and take a nap.  But tonight we ride!!

River_Rat
3.  A panicked Fred Biletnikoff and his wife suddenly realize that they weren't using lubricant, but an old can of Stick em.

SaratogaRick
4.  Sexual Chocolate's remaining member receives the "footie" award from McDowell's corporate heads.

River_Rat
5.  Pssttt He got his intellegence from Barbara.




BuccinGator
Hmm, I thought for sure the theme meant (economic) signs that tend to induce vomiting:

1) Svetlana shows the universal sign that more and more people are marrying for tax breaks, and she wants in.
2) At the Outdoors Expo in Minneapolis, young Tiffany is used as a visual demonstration of the downsizing at Schwinn.
3) The San Francisco police department, due to budget cuts, can no longer afford the inventory cost of the evidence in the BALCO case.
4) Ciaudano Jewelers reveal their executive bonuses for the year.
5) George lets Obama in on a little secret, "Reaganomics."


October Scoreboard
1. D2Moo 5
2. BigBluMasochist 4
3. theriverrock 3
3. PheasantPlucker 3
3. River_Rat 3
3. BuccinGator 3
4. skinsinsk 2
4. howie115 2
4. ktopp24 2
4. SaratogaRick 2
5. EagleMtnAirTax 1
5. kmvenne 1
5. Dr.Mr.Awesome 1
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. momluvsfootball 1
5. Jellydonut 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Dec 1, 2007
Posted on: October 14, 2009 10:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Throwin' up signs!

1. You beotch, this is my trophy, keep your grubby paws off.

2. Daddy, will you trick out my trike, please, PLEASE?!?!

3. Day 1 at the Jack Tatum football camp. How to use stick-um in all situations.

4. Three feet equals 1 yard.

5. Psst, don't eat the broccoli, it tastes like $h!t.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: October 14, 2009 9:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Throwin' up signs!

1.  Svetlana, in a moment of blatant nationalism, gave her country's crazy chicken foot symbol to the press.  It's like Hook 'Em Horns here, but far less imtimidating,

2.  Some girls dream of diamonds.  This little girl just wants to be able to ride the big bike so she can run over the little boy next door who pulls her hair all the time.  Wonder if this is how monster truck drivers get their start?

3.  Unfortunately for K-Topp, he was so preoccupied with doing easy, low-brow caption jokes, he reached into the wrong jar and instead of getting jock itch cream, he got the icy-hot instead.  The result needs not be mentioned here.

(Just kidding, had to do the caption after yours.)

4.  The broadcasting foot-in-mouth awards for 2009 went to a diverse group of local sportscasters.

5.  Hey, see this podium.  It says Presidential Cup on it.  I was a president once you know.  You don't believe it?  Does read my lips mean anything to you?



Since: Mar 22, 2007
Posted on: October 14, 2009 9:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Throwin' up signs!

"Iran,Iran not Iraq"



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: October 14, 2009 8:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Throwin' up signs!

 4.  Sexual Chocolate's remaining member receives the "footie" award from McDowell's corporate heads.
Sorry SaratogaRick - I missed your post from earlier. Wasn't looking to step on your toes.




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: October 14, 2009 8:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Throwin' up signs!

4. In an effort to save money, the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce has decided to combine the "Star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame" and the Grauman's Chinese Theater honors into a single ceremony. Unfortunately, the star application for Jackson Heights native Randy Watson - lead vocalist for the band Sexual Chocolate - is still "in process".




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: October 14, 2009 8:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Throwin' up signs!

5. "Read my lips: I... am... LOST."



Since: Nov 1, 2006
Posted on: October 14, 2009 7:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Throwin' up signs!

picture#1 : Bad Zoot! Bad, Bad Zoot! shame on you for setting alight the grail shaped beacon!

picture#2 : None shall pass!!

picture#3 : After a long day of banging coconuts together, Patsy breaks into brother Manards stash of Moose crotch salve to relieve his
      
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p;     tired and chaffed hands.

picture#4 : The knights who say FEET! 

picture#5: I told them we already got one!!



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: October 14, 2009 5:54 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Throwin' up signs!

2. Once Emily showed up at day care with her brand new eco-friendly-hybrid-green smart bike, it didn't take long for playmates to repudiate her for the idealistic liberal wussie that she was.


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