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Photo Caption Contest: Have mercy!

Posted on: October 27, 2009 10:56 am
 
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October Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 10
2. BuccinGator 9
2. D2Moo 9
3. BigBluMasochist 5
4. ktopp24 4
4. theriverrock 4
5. PheasantPlucker 3
5. skinsinsk 3
5. ArchieisaSaint 3
6. howie115 2
6. kmvenne 2
6. SaratogaRick 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. Mister Peabody 2
6. EagleMtnAirTax 2
7. NFL-Solomon 1
7. Green Street El 1
7. cinderella11 1
7. jberc 1
7. Dr.Mr.Awesome 1
7. Twinsfanz 1
7. Yanks1in99 1
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. Jellydonut 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)




Comments

Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: October 28, 2009 11:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Have mercy!

1.) - Random thoughts at a Chiefs game...
      
; (man in white shirt and cap) -  °°°Man, I hope Rivers twisted his ankle°°°
      
; (man with arms folded) -  °°°Boy, wouldn't it be sweet if Rivers busted a leg°°°
      
; (nun) -  °°°Lord, if it be your will that Rivers should die of cancer...°°°




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: October 28, 2009 10:56 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Have mercy!

Whoaaaa no... My hopes rest on the waiver wire with Mr. Alex Smith!
Ooooo  Bad news for you Joe.  Mr. Alex Smith will be getting up close and personal with Mr. Dwight Freeney.  Laughing  Should be a great game.




Since: Dec 22, 2006
Posted on: October 28, 2009 10:30 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Have mercy!

Yo, I still can't see how I can score.

I mean you gave me credit on pic 5 below but I'm still not on the list. Tell me what it takes to break in on this group and I probably won't do it. I'm wasting some good stuff here.

Photo Caption Contest: Born loser!

Buccingator's set was also outstanding... and there were a ton of great submissions for picture 4. Nice job everyone!


cinderella11
1) This scratchin' thing is wicked haard.  I'm sweatin' my balls off heah.

D2Moo
2.  The only way an assistant FIFA referee will ever get respect is to buy the Arethea Franklin song on I-Tunes.

D2Moo
3.  Joe liked the Devils zone trap so much, he decided it just might work on some unsuspecting females down at his favorite watering hole.

Twinsfanz
Pic 4)  After back to back losses, the Wolverines keep spirits high during afternoon practice by singing, "The sun will come out tomorrow!  Bet your bottom dollar that, tomorrow, there'll be sun!!!!!"

ArchieisaSaint
4.  Why the headphones?

Drive! Drive on down the field, Men of the scarlet and gray;
Don't let them thru that line, We have to win this game today,
Come on, Ohio!
Smash through to victory.
We cheer you as you go:
Our honor defend So we'll fight to the end for O-hi-o.

RealityBall
Picture 5
"Now rise and smite all those that question me!"




Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: October 28, 2009 5:39 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Have mercy!

Haha... Yeah, now that you mention it! Joe...you playing with Photoshop again?



Since: Jan 6, 2008
Posted on: October 28, 2009 4:28 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Have mercy!


Picture #4 illustrates the two main components of the Redskins No-Score, No-Energy, No-Clue Offense.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 28, 2009 12:58 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Have mercy!

Lot of great captions today! The sets, in particular, were a very tough choice... Well done!



momluvsfootball
#1 - There was the thought that saying 7 hail mary's could bring some divine intervention and save the Chiefs year.  Unfortunately, the heavens decided they'd have to go with the Saints.

River_Rat
2.  Fred had always had a fear of public speaking, but it was even worse while attempting to read a book authored by Porky Pig.

BuccinGator
3) Brings new meaning to the word "Eyecandy," doesn't it?

ArchieisaSaint
4. In a moment of levity, the beleaguered coach and quarterback share the latest Dan Snyder joke. 

ktopp24
#5 - Nick Swisher opens his mouth and sticks out his tongue to show the world that since they won in the post season, there is no evidence of Jessica Simpson and any curse that comes along with her.



River_Rat
Cooter and Cletus take their first trip off the mountain.

Dear Granny

1.  We went to this big ol building that had a cow pasture in the middle of it.  There was all these folks dressed in red yellin at them fellas runnin around on it.  Musta been some sort of excorcisim, cause there was a nun there yellin "Damn those Refs".

2.  Then we went to this here skool where there was a bunch a little kids in the 5th grade.  I think it musta been way over their heads though, cause this here fella was a readin them a book that me and Cooter took our finals for the 10th grade on.

3.  We also seen these purty gals standin next to this here yeller wall.  They looked better than all a my cousins put together, and made me forget about the mare in the barn back home.........just for a little bit though.

4.  We seen these two fellers here thowin a funny lookin pumpkin around in another cow pasture.  Had a whole bunch a people yellin that they was gettin fired.  I guess they wanted em to make a big ol pumpkin gun.  The one with the helmet liked to share though, he kept throwin his pumpkin to guys with different colored shirts on.

5.  Up in that big city of New York there was all kinds a commotion goin on.  A bunch of fellas were a pourin moonshine on each other and screamin.  Must not been good shine though, cause when I spilled some of Uncle Jed's on the old hound dog it took all of his fur off.

October Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 12
2. BuccinGator 10
3. D2Moo 9
4. BigBluMasochist 5
4. ktopp24 5
5. theriverrock 4
5. ArchieisaSaint 4
6. PheasantPlucker 3
6. skinsinsk 3
7. howie115 2
7. kmvenne 2
7. SaratogaRick 2
7. Tarheel_rockman 2
7. Mister Peabody 2
7. EagleMtnAirTax 2
7. momluvsfootball 2
8. NFL-Solomon 1
8. Green Street El 1
8. cinderella11 1
8. jberc 1
8. Dr.Mr.Awesome 1
8. Twinsfanz 1
8. Yanks1in99 1
8. Jellydonut 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: October 28, 2009 12:45 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Have mercy!

No disrespect intended, Ktopp my friend. No offense taken Gator-man. I knew what you meant.

BTW, did you hear that Billy Donovan announced that he had a 3-way encounter with Pat Summitt and Bobby Bowden? Now that's a whole lotta love...



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 28, 2009 12:20 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Have mercy!

ArchieisaSaint has been coming up with some really good ones as new blood. Indeed, and this new guy, Green Street El, has been on par all week as well. Laughing



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 28, 2009 12:04 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Have mercy!

Not really a comment.  Is it just me, or does Zorn's face look like it's been photoshopped in over somebody else's in Pic 4? Haha... Yeah, now that you mention it!






Since: Nov 3, 2006
Posted on: October 27, 2009 11:18 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Have mercy!

1 Oh dear lord, please let the redskins trade for payton manning2 And the first little pig shot a floater, and the second little shot a trey....3 OOOO LAA LAAA4 Hey coach, did you see Albert try and talk to that cheerleader over there5 Andd... Its.... GOOD


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