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Photo Caption Contest: Ankle biter!

Posted on: October 28, 2009 12:25 pm
Edited on: October 28, 2009 12:26 pm
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October Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 12
2. BuccinGator 10
3. D2Moo 9
4. BigBluMasochist 5
4. ktopp24 5
5. theriverrock 4
5. ArchieisaSaint 4
6. PheasantPlucker 3
6. skinsinsk 3
7. howie115 2
7. kmvenne 2
7. SaratogaRick 2
7. Tarheel_rockman 2
7. Mister Peabody 2
7. EagleMtnAirTax 2
7. momluvsfootball 2
8. NFL-Solomon 1
8. Green Street El 1
8. cinderella11 1
8. jberc 1
8. Dr.Mr.Awesome 1
8. Twinsfanz 1
8. Yanks1in99 1
8. Jellydonut 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

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Since: Dec 22, 2006
Posted on: October 29, 2009 1:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Ankle biter!

I'll fix the scoring, Realityball. Sorry about that. I've been pretty good lately, but I've definitely been know to make mistakes from time to time. ALWAYS check my work!


Check.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 29, 2009 11:28 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Ankle biter!

Welcome to both of you!

I'll fix the scoring, Realityball. Sorry about that. I've been pretty good lately, but I've definitely been know to make mistakes from time to time. ALWAYS check my work!



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: October 29, 2009 11:26 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Ankle biter!

Don't give up Green Street.  You, Saint, and Reality Ball have had some great stuff.  There is a very clever crew that frequent this thread, and you guys are great additions.

And Reality Ball, I can relate with the wife thing.  There has been more than once, my wife looked over my shoulder, sighed and shook her head.  lol



Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: October 29, 2009 10:28 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Ankle biter!

This is a lot of fun, although I don't always think some are given as much credit as deserved. I think some jokes that people enter go right over a lot of heads. I do like trying the sets too. I am hoping to make more of an impact on the game in the upcoming months. I hope everyone enjoys this as much as me during the day, its a good break from WORK.

I will admit, I did think my one for #5 had a shot. The one about him splitting his pants and amazing the crowd. Oh well, better luck next time.

And River_Rat, take a day or two off so we can win, hahahaha. I think maybe you are Joe's younger Brotehr or Cousin, I sense insider activity. haha. Kidding.

I am excited to step it up for November and see if I can get up that leader board.



Since: Dec 22, 2006
Posted on: October 29, 2009 10:17 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Ankle biter!

"Realityball got edged out yet again... keep at it man, you'll get some points before long. As for the rest of ya... ALL of those sets were hilarious. I probably had five or six that would win most days.'



Hey look Joe I don't mean to whine but I did win yet I didn't score a point:

Photo Caption Contest: Born loser!

RealityBall

Picture 5
"Now rise and smite all those that question me!"



I  know it doesn't count for anything but if the wife catches me doing this stupid stuff at least I can show her that there's SOME substance.
No?

:-)



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 29, 2009 10:06 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Ankle biter!

Realityball got edged out yet again... keep at it man, you'll get some points before long. As for the rest of ya... ALL of those sets were hilarious. I probably had five or six that would win most days.


Manelvagor
1.) - One look at these Giants fans was ample evidence that the game was a real "thriller" (ba-dum-pum)

River_Rat
2.  Fake injuries were plaguing the team since the coach had hired ex-playmate Tiffany to be the team doctor.

River_Rat
3.  Bad news guys.  The coach says we have to win before he will give us the tap.

D2Moo
4.  It figures the first pregnant male would be a soccer player.  They're such wussies.


momluvsfootball
#5 - "Dude, break dancing is so 80s"



ArchieisaSaint
Themed Entry

"Ways to protect our Bud Lite"

1.  Dress up like zombies and form circle around the Bud Lite.  Not a terrible choice.  The more gruesome and realistic the costumes the better.  This will protect the Bud Lite from some, unfortunately this will likely not deter real Bud Lite drinkers.

2.  Shove the bottles up your butt.  Poor choice.  While this will likely deter even the most hardcore Bud Lite drinkers, it has a very negative effect on drinkability.

3.  No, no!!  Don't even go there.  See number 2 above.

4.  Dress up as an ugly pregnant woman and hide the Bud Lite under your shirt.  Excellent choice.  As you have kept drinkers from the Bud Lite, they will be forced to remain sober and will stear well clear of the pregnant ugly girl.  Be advised, that if drinkers have another source of Bud Lite and become drunk, this method loses its effectiveness as the ugly pregnant girl gets better looking all the time and will actually attract Bud Lite drinkers.

5. Drink all the Bud Lite as fast as you can yourself.  Best Choice.  Who cares if you end up passed out looking like a complete fool to everyone who see you?  You protected the Bud lite.


October Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 14
2. BuccinGator 10
2. D2Moo 10
3. BigBluMasochist 5
3. ArchieisaSaint 5
3. ktopp24 5
4. theriverrock 4
5. PheasantPlucker 3
5. momluvsfootball 3
5. skinsinsk 3
6. howie115 2
6. kmvenne 2
6. SaratogaRick 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. Mister Peabody 2
6. EagleMtnAirTax 2
7. NFL-Solomon 1
7. Green Street El 1
7. cinderella11 1
7. Manelvagor 1
7. jberc 1
7. Dr.Mr.Awesome 1
7. Twinsfanz 1
7. Yanks1in99 1
7. Jellydonut 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: October 29, 2009 9:18 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Ankle biter!

I don't know what the rest of y'all think but Pic #5, that HAD to hurt. Holy crap....



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 29, 2009 9:15 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Ankle biter!

Internet issues at home last night... results will be up shortly. :)



Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: October 29, 2009 3:31 am
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Posted on: October 29, 2009 3:29 am
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