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Photo Caption Contest: The wetter, the better

Posted on: October 29, 2009 11:39 am
 
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October Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 14
2. BuccinGator 10
2. D2Moo 10
3. BigBluMasochist 5
3. ArchieisaSaint 5
3. ktopp24 5
4. theriverrock 4
5. PheasantPlucker 3
5. momluvsfootball 3
5. skinsinsk 3
6. howie115 2
6. kmvenne 2
6. SaratogaRick 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. Mister Peabody 2
6. EagleMtnAirTax 2
7. NFL-Solomon 1
7. Green Street El 1
7. cinderella11 1
7. Manelvagor 1
7. RealityBall 1
7. jberc 1
7. Dr.Mr.Awesome 1
7. Twinsfanz 1
7. Yanks1in99 1
7. Jellydonut 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: October 30, 2009 12:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: The wetter, the better

Oh yea, and I need some of you to satrt adding me to your friends/favorites so I can get above this pathetic "5 reputation rank" and this "amateur" status. hahaha. I mean come on, we all see that I am a funny guy, let's help me out. hahaha.I feel like a little kid in a group of adults, and I am not a kid, and I did play professional sports for real. haha. 

So come on, help a brother out.  Can't wait til November's contest starts. 



Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: October 30, 2009 12:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: The wetter, the better

Congrats River_Rat. I am hoping that by playing each day for the month of November I may be able to give you a little bit more competition. haha. I got my 2 pts in the 3 days I played so far for October. I am waiting for the next one, and am hoping to pick it up in November. So, I know I am the Rookie Caption Poster in here, but I am coming for you all. hahaha. It's a great way to have some fun and pass the day. Hope it goes for another 25,000 posts and much further.

Now let's get a new one up so we can practice and grab another point or two so we are not as far behind River_Rat. lol



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: October 30, 2009 10:14 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: The wetter, the better

I just wanted to get in here and say congrats to River_Rat, ya jerk. Whoa, I'm sorry, that was rude. I shouldn't have said that. It's my Tourette Symdrome acting up again, bastard. Oh man, there I go again, I really apologize to you River. But really, I'm glad you won again, you deserve it, you piece of crap. Oh jeez, I need to stop when I'm ahead. Ok, I hope everybody has a happy Hallowiener and seriously, nice job River, dumba$$.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: October 30, 2009 8:13 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: The wetter, the better

Thanks Buccin and D2, I appreciate it.  You guys were pushing me all month to find that little something extra in the photos.  I really have to wonder what would have happened if the heavy hitters of BigBlu, Kmvenne, and Train Derailer had been around the whole month.  We may all be looking up at them. lol

We are getting a lot of new and clever people coming by, i won't name them all for fear of forgetting one, but you know who you are!  It could very well be the November winner only has a 5.  I feel sorry for Joe.  lol   Thanks again and good luck to all next month.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: October 30, 2009 12:38 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: The wetter, the better

Congratulations to River_Rat for October and a great last week push.  Good job Bucc as well.  Im happy to at least get double figures in a short month.  Glad to see all the new names pop up and provide some very funny lines.  Going to have to really work at this in November.  Heck, on second thought I do better when I don't work hard.  Then it's more fun.  Great month everyone.



Since: Oct 5, 2009
Posted on: October 29, 2009 11:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: The wetter, the better

Monday brings two good things.  The start of a full month of competiton in Shuless Joe's Photo Caption Contest.  Watch out folks.  And the Saints on MNF.  Watch out Falcons.  Seeya monday.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: October 29, 2009 10:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: The wetter, the better

Congrats to River_Rat, who locks up his second monthly title with a strong push in the final week! Much deserved, Rat.I live in Florida!!!!  I demand a recount!!!  J/K.  Well done indeed, Rat.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 29, 2009 10:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: The wetter, the better

Congrats to River_Rat, who locks up his second monthly title with a strong push in the final week! Much deserved, Rat.


Once again, welcome to all the new players. From the looks of it, the old regulars are going to find points a little harder to come by in the coming months! Let's see if they're up to the challenge.


November scoring starts on Monday... Enjoy the weekend, and all the Halloween parties that are sure to come with it, and I'll catch everyone back in a few days.



Green Street El
1- OOHHH GROSS!   Who let R. Kelley in the Upper Deck again? It's gross even if its not just on underage girls.

agisme
2. 2010's Butter Face calendar cover!

Manelvagor
3.) - Although he was quite embarrassed by the incident, Trevor's worst fears were later dispelled when his coach told him the actual meaning of the word "Sod-omy" (pa-dum-pum).

momluvsfootball
#4 - The International Special Olympics committee continues the tradition of giving all participants a medal and a hug.

ktopp24
#5 - Nobody thought that he'd really do it, but if you want to keep any sort of reputation you might have, a triple dog dare is nothing to back down from. So he reluctantly went over and after a few fist pumps to build up some adrenaline, he started drinking from Al Davis's colostomy bag.




Manelvagor
THEME  -  Those Wacky OWNERS ! ! !


1.) - Following their humiliating 6-1 defeat in World Series game 1, the Yankees players endure a unique Steinbrenner ritual punishment which, according to George, is administered from the upper deck after chugging a "40".

2.) - After their surprise purchase of the New York Mets, the grand unveiling of Ivanka Trump and Paris Hilton's "All-Heiress" management team was cut short when some ditz forgot to pay the electric bill. Despite this set-back, player motivation remains very high.

3.) - Edgar Humpstead, new owner of the Ulster Udders soccer club(you gotta see the mascot!) slowly begins to regret his recent locker-room tirade "...anyone could play as good as you lazy lobs! - yes, including me!"

4.) - In a strangely prophetic photo from the 1960's, EVERY person in this college swim-team went on to own a sports franchise (from left)
-  Jerry "Tequila-Bomb" Jones / Dallas Cowboys
- (crouching) Bill "Blutto" Bidwell / St. Louis/Arizona/God-knows-where-else Cardinals
- (standing on box) Dan "Snitch" Snyder
      
; His team / Washington Red4skins
- Zygmunt "Zygi the Biggie" Wilf / Minnesota Vikings
- Arthur "Handyman" Blank / Atlanta Falcons
- Micheal "The Motivator" Fleshmann / Michelle's Tranny Club (hey, its a sport!)

5.) - Overheard from Al Davis to Dan Snyder at a recent NFL Owners meeting at Boca Coca Fla. - "Yeah, I don't give a damb about those stinking 'Wonderlic' scores neither."

October Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 14
2. BuccinGator 10
2. D2Moo 10
3. ktopp24 6
4. BigBluMasochist 5
4. ArchieisaSaint 5
5. theriverrock 4
5. momluvsfootball 4
6. PheasantPlucker 3
6. Manelvagor 3
6. skinsinsk 3
7. howie115 2
7. kmvenne 2
7. SaratogaRick 2
7. Tarheel_rockman 2
7. Mister Peabody 2
7. EagleMtnAirTax 2
7. Green Street El 2
8. NFL-Solomon 1
8. cinderella11 1
8. RealityBall 1
8. jberc 1
8. agisme 1
8. Dr.Mr.Awesome 1
8. Twinsfanz 1
8. Yanks1in99 1
8. Jellydonut 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne





Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: October 29, 2009 10:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: The wetter, the better

#2.  I prefer horizontal; as opposed to vertical, but either will be fine.

But Phesant, the blinds are already horizontal.  That's what you're talking about, right?  Horizontal versus vertical blinds?  Thank you folks, I'll be here all week.  Try the steak tartare, but without the tartare sauce.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: October 29, 2009 10:11 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: The wetter, the better

#2 - Since he knows that the only way he can win this month's caption contest is to completely railroad today's contest and have River_Rat somehow get -4 points, ktopp24 will just stay at home in bed and hang out with his many women that love to make him happy by watching  re-runs of the 2009 NCAA Men's basketball tournament in which Florida didn't even receive an invite. Maybe he should have stayed with the Magic.You mis-spelled some words Gator-man. I fixed 'er all up for ya.
Touche my friend, touche.


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