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Photo Caption Contest: Inappropriate gestures

Posted on: November 9, 2009 12:12 pm
 
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 8
2. Manelvagor 3
3. BuccinGator 2
3. NFL-Solomon 2
3. EagleMtnAairtax 2
3. D2Moo 2
4. Yanks1in99 1
4. PheasantPlucker 1
4. skinsinsk 1
4. Twinsfanz 1
4. Tarheel_rockman 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Jul 1, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2009 7:41 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Inappropriate gestures

Picture 1- can you believe this coach, she said it is only this big



Since: Nov 7, 2007
Posted on: November 10, 2009 7:48 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Inappropriate gestures

#1:  Manning: "Coach, I can fit the plays that have worked today in THIS box."   Coughlin: "Ask Brunell what I do to wise guys."

#5:  "THAT laundromat?  No, THAT one."



Since: Oct 14, 2009
Posted on: November 10, 2009 7:17 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Inappropriate gestures

1)  Coach "i got to tell u about the locker room party, lets just say im this far opened!"

2)  This is how we got Eli in the pick above

3) Big Foot  trackings this big!

4) Andre Aggasi before Meth?

5) Who farted? he did, no he did!




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 10, 2009 12:38 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Inappropriate gestures

I'm glad to see "Make fun of Joe Day" isn't reserved only for Fridays. :)

EagleMtnAirtax just missed on a couple today. Hilarious stuff, man. Also, Rat and Moo had pretty solid sets.
Competition has really picked up for that sixth point.


River_Rat
1.  Did you seriously call a time out because you remembered the Itsy Bitsy Spider song?

Yanks1in99
2 - Even in real life, Peter Griffin and Quagmyer still cant catch the Greased Up Deaf Guy

ktopp24
#3 - "So then I was lining up my putt and I had to ask Tiger again, "Hey man can you move your ego like right over here? I can even help you move it if you want." So I grabbed 1 side of it and he grabbed the other and we both put it right over here like this. All was good."

RealityBall
Picture 4
After showing up without a guitar, many of the other musicians felt Elvis Costello's oldest son, Abbott, got the audition through pure nepotism.

ktopp24
#5 - Commissioner Selig immediatly ordered a drug test for A-Rod after he had to stop and ask directions to 3rd base during Game 6 of the World Series.



BuccinGator
Why my fantasy team is tanking:

1) I swear, coach, I missed my receiver by THAT much!
2) The streaker distracted my number 1 pick Larry Johnson
3) Phil demonstrates the Packers O-Line blocking philosophy.
4) Dan Snyder resorts to this guy to try to amp up Clinton Portis.
5) Letting the so called "experts" point me in the "right" direction during my draft.


November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 9
2. Manelvagor 3
2. BuccinGator 3
3. ktopp24 2
3. NFL-Solomon 2
3. EagleMtnAairtax 2
3. D2Moo 2
3. Yanks1in99 2
4. PheasantPlucker 1
4. RealityBall 1
4. skinsinsk 1
4. Twinsfanz 1
4. Tarheel_rockman 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne




Since: Sep 27, 2009
Posted on: November 9, 2009 11:52 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Inappropriate gestures

#5- ARod always loses when the umpires ask players to point to the nearest steroid user. He never seems to be able to find one.



Since: Sep 27, 2009
Posted on: November 9, 2009 11:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Inappropriate gestures

#4- Shuless Joe heads to the bar in his casual wear. He sees a hotty standing in the corner, and to entice her, says "quick! how many fingers am I holding down?" Works every time.




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 9, 2009 11:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Inappropriate gestures

#2 - So this is what you have to do to get on your Favorite Member list, huh Joe? Good job Buccingator, you are now in the inside looking out.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 9, 2009 11:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Inappropriate gestures

#2 - Much like "cow tipping" or "chubby chasing" in the United States, when college kids in England get drunk on the weekends, they usually end up going "Naked Farmer hunting". It seems these highly elusive creatures only come out at night and are usually in search of sheep that have strayed from their group. So the drunken hunters get dressed up in their blaze orange vests and go out in search of their naked prey.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 9, 2009 11:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Inappropriate gestures

#1 - Much like a switch hitter in baseball, Eli vows to become the 1st "switch-thrower" in football. "See check it out coach, my left index finger is the same length as my right. I should be able to throw just as many interceptions as a southpaw."



Since: Nov 9, 2009
Posted on: November 9, 2009 10:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Inappropriate gestures

picture 1
i don't know how Romo got Jessica, I seen it and it was only this long


picture 5
who farted??????????



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