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Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Posted on: November 12, 2009 11:53 am
 
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 10
2. skinsinsk 5
3. BuccinGator 4
4. Manelvagor 3
4. ktopp24 3
4. EagleMtnAairtax 3
4. D2Moo 3
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. Yanks1in99 2
5. Twinsfanz 2
6. PheasantPlucker 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. austin26666 1
6. coltaholic 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2009 11:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Crap! A minute late a laugh short. Story of my life.




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2009 11:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

4) Yea, I heard about your brother. Isn't he the one who was accused of physically abusing his son and the judge awarded custody of the boy to the Raiders... because they can't beat anyone?!?!



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2009 10:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

2) I've always heard Yankees fans can be cocky peckers!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 12, 2009 10:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Lots of great choices for 1 and 2... funny stuff! Laughing


ktopp24
#1 - After last Sunday's unity candle disaster, Father Joe was taking no chances.

EagleMtnAirtax
2. At first Bruce was irritated that a large bird was blocking his view of the World Series Parade. Then in a sudden burst of inspiration he realized that he could both clear a view to the parade route and avoid buying meat at the grocery store for the next nine months. Plus who was going to miss yet another pidgeon in New York?

wetookthebait
3. On "The Really, REALLY Frugal Gourmet," Dale illustrates that a bottle of cheap domestic brew can be substituted in any recipe that calls for a fancy-schmancy white wine.

EagleMtnAirtax
4. At least his brother didn't die of pneumonia from attending a football game.

austin26666
#5- Barack Obama does have a brother, it just took extreme measures to figure out who it was.




River_Rat
Christmas Gift Ideas to Avoid

1. The Deluxe Alter Boy Spanking Kit.  Taken a vow of celibacy?  No need to let that ruin your Saturday night with this kit.

2. Any of the 40th anniversary Sesame Street toys.  After 40 years they aren't the cute cuddley figures you grew up with.  This year they have Liver Spot Big Bird, The Count's, Lets Count our Ailments, Male Pattern Baldness Bert, and Get off My Lawn Elmo.

3. Cooking with Lush Lagasse DVD.  Its impossible to get a decent recipe from Emeril's brother on this 2 disk set.  One cup of chicken, one fifth of Everclear.....woooo party....on..(hick).e....tlablethpoon... of ..................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


zzzzzz.

4. Subscription to Packer Fan Facebook.  That is unless you enjoy viewing pictures of pale, shirtless, beerbellies.  (hhmmmm Gift idea for Ktopp.)

5. The Sammy Sosa Action Figure.  This doll lets you know when Sammy needs another shot of juice to hit one out of the park.  Comes complete with doll, syringe, rubber tubing, and oversized baseball hat.


November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 11
2. skinsinsk 5
3. BuccinGator 4
3. ktopp24 4
3. EagleMtnAairtax 4
4. Manelvagor 3
4. D2Moo 3
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. Yanks1in99 2
5. austin26666 2
5. Twinsfanz 2
6. PheasantPlucker 1
6. wetookthebait 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. coltaholic 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 12, 2009 10:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

#4 - Yes I think you're stupid!!! Because unless you are an Olympic swimmer, you are the only guy I've ever seen that shaves his pits.



Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2009 9:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

2) It's interesting, between A-rod and Jeter it's always a giant yellow bird that's in the room.
3) "You like-a da juuice?" 
4) They may not share NFL team preferences, but they certainly share the same hereditary traits.
5) Eddie Munster came under a great deal of scrutiny after being photographed in black face.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 12, 2009 8:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Just a quick reminder to everybody to stop back here tomorrow. I will be posting the link for the "Lazy Joe's Friday Caption Contest".



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 12, 2009 8:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

#3 - Jorge knew that a beer added to his roofie souffle was perfect for the blonde. The bottle of wine mixed with sleeping pills was reserved for the redhead waiting in line behind her.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 12, 2009 8:11 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

#4 - The strange thing is that Eugene here was actually talking to a guy across the stadium and his sign said "No I don't think you're stupid but you do look like a moron wearing a St. Patrick's Day necklace in October. And your brother is gay."



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 12, 2009 8:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

#1 - After last Sunday's unity candle disaster, Father Joe was taking no chances.


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