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Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Posted on: November 12, 2009 11:53 am
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 10
2. skinsinsk 5
3. BuccinGator 4
4. Manelvagor 3
4. ktopp24 3
4. EagleMtnAairtax 3
4. D2Moo 3
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. Yanks1in99 2
5. Twinsfanz 2
6. PheasantPlucker 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. austin26666 1
6. coltaholic 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 12, 2009 7:59 pm

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

#2 - Steve was really regretting his agreement for a "local pick up only" when he was the high eBay bidder on the severed Big Bird head.

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 12, 2009 7:52 pm

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

4.  Kevin was kept warm, even in the chill of Green Bay, because he had on a pair of shorts made up entirely of hand warmers.  He was good to go for 8 hours.
Wow, Moo-man!! I don't know if you actually knew or if you were just really really lucky. But the 'K' in ktopp24 does actually stand for Kevin. And the fact that you used it for that picture is pretty cool. I think I'm going to assume that you were just lucky because that's how you usually get your points anyways.

Since: Oct 8, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2009 7:50 pm

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

My theme is BIG ---- 1) My Jersey is too big and my gloves are too big and my jock is too big! How in God's name , am I suppose to play goalie?  2) I could use a bigger hat, ya think? 3)Think I just might need another bottle of oil for those big tomatoes of yours. 4) Don't need a big sign to illustrate my intelligence! I have a six pack! 5) Big mistake!

Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: November 12, 2009 7:36 pm

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Thank God...

1.  ...that Sister Mary confessed. It was she who was hiding the baster.

2.  ...the Bird got stuffed.

3.  ...for tradition: Lions, Cowboys, and three-legged turkeys.

4.  ...that you can always find something to be thankful for.

5.  ...for dark meat and white meat being optional.

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: November 12, 2009 6:14 pm

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Show some respect!:

1) Tired of the guy in the moustache refusing to take his hat off in church, the Padre smacks it off of him with his "Gloves of humility."

2) Somehow, the disembodied head of Big Bird ends up with chicken coup litter all over him.  No way for a famous television star to be treated, even with all the partying and rioting and looting going on.

3) Emiril's younger brother, Jean-Pierre Lagasse, while a horrible chef was the hit at parties by, "Chill, kickin' it down a notch."

4) It was all fun and games until ktopp's brother showed up at the family reunion with his black hole buddies, and left him with a black eye.  "Who's stupid now, you sign toting cheesehead?"

5) BALCO in the ultimate lack of respect, failed to find an interpreter to let Sammy know that one of the side effects of "The Clear," was literally living up to its name.  Pretty soon, we should be able to see his internal organs and blood vessels, at which point he will be donated to science.

Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: November 12, 2009 4:56 pm

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

pic 1 - The Lord may be protecting my Soul, but these big ass gloves are protecting me from Swine Flu while blessing this dirty congregation.

pic 2- (LOOK CLOSELY TO FOLLOW THIS ONE) After Sesame Street let Big Bird go he became a smoker and all these years later is breathing through his Trach-hole, and with a much more raspy voice.

pic 3 - AHHHHHHHHH. White women, booze, and food. Could life be any better right now?

pic 4- Does this sign make me look fat? Ok, then it's the beads then isn't it? I knew I should have gotten bigger beads so I didn't look chubby. 

pic 5 - Sammy Sosa tried to clone himself but accidentally selected the Michael Jackson gene and this was the outcome. On a brighter note, the two Sammy's are living happily in a studio apartment together now.

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: November 12, 2009 4:51 pm

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

3) While some drunks happily substitute cooking sherry for beer, only the truly hardcore ones use beer in a recipe that calls for cooking sherry.

I'm cursed.  This is the second time I post something at the exact same time as someone else, and I get the Twilight Zone effect with wetookthebait as both of our comments will appear at the end of page one or the beginning of page 2, so sometimes mine doesn't appear at all.

Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: November 12, 2009 4:29 pm

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Photo caption number one (1) - The Cleveland Browns receivers will go to any lengths to help catch the ball, even to have Father Bob bless the receivers gloves during mass.

Since: Sep 27, 2009
Posted on: November 12, 2009 4:26 pm

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

#1- Priest-"For my prostate exam this year, the doctor ran out of medical latex gloves. Luckily, I had a spare pair of gloves that enhanced the experience."

Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: November 12, 2009 4:24 pm

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Photo caption number four (4) - The stupid thing is that I shaved my chest for this.

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