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Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Posted on: November 12, 2009 11:53 am
 
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 10
2. skinsinsk 5
3. BuccinGator 4
4. Manelvagor 3
4. ktopp24 3
4. EagleMtnAairtax 3
4. D2Moo 3
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. Yanks1in99 2
5. Twinsfanz 2
6. PheasantPlucker 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. austin26666 1
6. coltaholic 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: November 12, 2009 4:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Photo caption number two (2) - George Steinbrenner even has enough money to buy the San Diego Chicken, what's next?



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: November 12, 2009 4:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Photo caption number three (3) - Miguel tells his teammates that beer goes well with everything



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 12, 2009 4:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Whoa, that's hot there buddy......

1.  The Padre's sermon had such a hot topic this week, he needed kelvar oven mitts to handle his notes.  Plus he could cover his eyes with them just in case the guy in the trenchcoat flashed the congregation.

2.  Vic in order to see over the throng of Yankees fans hot to see their heroes, put on the faux Big Bird costume.  Who really got hot though were the drunks behind him whose view he blocked. 

3.  Peter pointed out to Sally that she must be having a hot flash because the olive oil was sizzling in the pan, and it wasn't anywhere near the burners.

4.  Kevin was kept warm, even in the chill of Green Bay, because he had on a pair of shorts made up entirely of hand warmers.  He was good to go for 8 hours.

5.  Sammy, missing the limelight, decided to write a sizzling expose about race relations in America when he becomes white a la Eddie Murphy in the SNL skit and writes a hot best seller called White Like Me, Cmpadre.



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: November 12, 2009 4:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Photo caption number five (5) - The ghost of Michael Jackson has been seen possessing the body of Sammy Sosa




Since: Aug 9, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2009 3:58 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

2. This parade was brought to you by the nuber 27.



Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: November 12, 2009 3:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Ok first, great to be back. I was away on a fun little surf trip, but now it is photo caption time. I hope to be able to catch up.

1- Oh yea, these extra large Hamburger Helper Gloves will make it easier to touch the little alter boys and not leave any marks. Plus it makes the "games" seem much more playful.

2- So, apparently Big Bird's inability to fly makes him just another New York Commuter

3- As long as I keep pouring, she won't look up and notice I am looking down her dress.

4- So the Green Bay faithful take off clothes in the Frigid weather, while the Oakland fans pile on as much ridiculous looking clothing as possible to look like pirates or the back up singers for GWAR. I don't get it.

5- Sammy Sosa's Tribute to the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Next he will announce his theme park and small child petting zoo. And yes, you pet the children, not animals. It's just like the real Michael's place.

There is my start to get back in the game...haha



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2009 2:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Christmas Gift Ideas to Avoid

1. The Deluxe Alter Boy Spanking Kit.  Taken a vow of celibacy?  No need to let that ruin your Saturday night with this kit.

2. Any of the 40th anniversary Sesame Street toys.  After 40 years they aren't the cute cuddley figures you grew up with.  This year they have Liver Spot Big Bird, The Count's, Lets Count our Ailments, Male Pattern Baldness Bert, and Get off My Lawn Elmo.

3. Cooking with Lush Lagasse DVD.  Its impossible to get a decent recipe from Emeril's brother on this 2 disk set.  One cup of chicken, one fifth of Everclear.....woooo party....on..(hick).e....tlablethpoon... of ..................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzz.

4. Subscription to Packer Fan Facebook.  That is unless you enjoy viewing pictures of pale, shirtless, beerbellies.  (hhmmmm Gift idea for Ktopp.) 

5. The Sammy Sosa Action Figure.  This doll lets you know when Sammy needs another shot of juice to hit one out of the park.  Comes complete with doll, syringe, rubber tubing, and oversized baseball hat.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2009 2:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

5.  Sammy Sosa finally got the referral from Michael Jackson on plastic surgeons.

5. Sammy is finding out one of the side effects of quitting THG cold turkey, it is estimated that when his head stops shrinking he will look much like Beaker from the Muppet Show.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2009 1:58 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

4.  And at the same moment at a stadium on the west coast read a sign saying, "You Think I'm Stupid?  My Brother is so cold his nipples could cut glass while watching bad football."

4. As revenge, his brother secretly drew a pair of antlers on the back of the sign.  Moments later he was hit with 15 arrows, 8 slugs and a high powered rifle.



4. Ktopp wisely wore his black thong to to act as crack spackle at the request of the guy behind him.



Since: Sep 27, 2009
Posted on: November 12, 2009 1:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

#1- If Randy Jackson autographed my foam fingers I wouldn't ever put them down either.
#2- "I hope Bert and Ernie get here soon with the camera, I feel like such a turkey for not bringing mine!"
#3- Manuel shows that 3 years of cooking at the Olive Garden does wow the celebrities.
#4- I told Dad not to drink tequila in the parking lot, but obviously someone gave him Jose Cuervo, posterboard, and a sharpie in exchange for his shirt. At least he didn't lose his belt this time.
#5- Barack Obama does have a brother, it just took extreme measures to figure out who it was.


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