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Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Posted on: November 12, 2009 11:53 am
 
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 10
2. skinsinsk 5
3. BuccinGator 4
4. Manelvagor 3
4. ktopp24 3
4. EagleMtnAairtax 3
4. D2Moo 3
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. Yanks1in99 2
5. Twinsfanz 2
6. PheasantPlucker 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. austin26666 1
6. coltaholic 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2009 1:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

3.  Juan was given an F in his Cooking For Bachelors 101 class for topping off oatmeal with a beer.

3. The sexual tension in the kitchen was almost too much for both the guys and the gals, with all of the innuendo's of sausage, tacos, and sideways sloppy joes.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2009 1:37 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

2. Big Bird was then deep fried and served with buffalo sauce and cole slaw.

2. Big Bird was the only one to survive the yankee's parade down Sesame Street.  Elmo, Bert and Ernie were trampled by the mob and Hoopers store was looted.



Since: Aug 28, 2006
Posted on: November 12, 2009 1:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

4) I'm surprised he's only gotten one strand of Mardi Gras beads for this...



Since: Aug 28, 2006
Posted on: November 12, 2009 1:33 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

5) For anyone who thought Robert Downey Jr's blackface job in "Tropic Thunder" was good....Sammy Sosa apparently was able to keep the gig up for 30+ years, before he finally grew tired of the act and wanted to show everyone once and for all that he was, in fact, albino.



Since: Feb 22, 2009
Posted on: November 12, 2009 1:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

Pic 1:  The pope autographed my mitt. 
Pic 2:  The guy in the yellow is the biggest pecker!
Pic 3:  How soccor players score.  Step 1 provide alcohol, step 2 wait patiently.
Pic 4:  This does not bode well for the gene pool.
Pic 5:  Michael Jackson 1979,  5A)  Michael Jackson 1989.



Since: Aug 28, 2006
Posted on: November 12, 2009 1:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

3)  Psst....Miguel....I heard that when Cameron Diaz gets drunk, she starts making out with everyone in sight!  You distract her while I pour some Heineken into her chicken dish....




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 12, 2009 1:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

1.  Father Mulcahey, trying to keep his flock faithful, gives a sermon where he proclaims these work gloves are the only "gloves of love" a good parrish member needs.

2.  For everyone who isn't a Yankees' Fan, this just confirms that being a NY fan is for the birds.

3.  Everything went well during the charity cooking show until Hector asked the hostess if she would like to come to his house for some scotch and sofa.

4.  So, if Raiders fans are stupid, being a Chiefs and Rams fan makes me, D2Moo, a downright abject moron. Foot in mouth

5.  Sammy during steroids (1998):  Sammy after going clean (2009).  Enough said.



Since: Aug 28, 2006
Posted on: November 12, 2009 1:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

1) Father Hank had the whole cengregation join him in prayer that God would magically turn his gloves into the Bud Light Foozie



Since: Aug 28, 2006
Posted on: November 12, 2009 1:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

2) High School graduation exam for Yankees fans - if you can find Big Bird in the photo, you graduate!  (Sadly, only 43% of students passed the exam)



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2009 1:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: In God's Hands?

1.  In an effort to bring funds into the church, Cardinal Kurt sent his alter boys door to door to sell the oversized Pope Benedict glove complete with XVI (16) fingers.

1. Father Flanagan takes a trip to Rabbi Goldberg's synagogue to return his bris gloves that he forgot at last nights poker game. 


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