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Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

Posted on: November 16, 2009 12:04 pm
Edited on: November 16, 2009 12:31 pm
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 11
2. skinsinsk 5
3. BuccinGator 4
3. ktopp24 4
3. EagleMtnAairtax 4
4. Manelvagor 3
4. D2Moo 3
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. Yanks1in99 2
5. austin26666 2
5. Twinsfanz 2
6. PheasantPlucker 1
6. wetookthebait 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. coltaholic 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: November 16, 2009 7:04 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

Celebrity Sightings
1) No matter how many years pass, Screech will always oggle Lisa Turtle when she wears those sexy one-piece bathing suits.
2) After years of addiction, a foray into adult films, and several stints in rehab, the notorious football that ruined Marsha Brady's nose is making a surprising comeback after the deflated performance in Air Bud: Golden Receiver.
3) The match was held up 20 minutes as the line judge continued to ask questions to Kim Wayans about what J-Lo was like as a fly girl.
4) Just when I thought that the Redskins had the most annoying celebrity fans, I found out that we have to add Ross the intern to the likes of Tom Cruise, Matthew Mcconaughy, and Scott Van Pelt.
5) Adam Sandler points out his career has been living in the Eagle's Nest ever since The Waterboy. 

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 16, 2009 6:34 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

Old movie scenes updated for Today.

1.  A scene from an updated version of Woody Allen's Sleeper, someone accidently pushes the Orgasmatron into the pool, playing havoc with the 200m butterfly event.  The swimmers didn't seem to mind though.

2.  In an updated version of Animal House, Legedu Naanee, excitedly offered a cheerleader the football from his first NFL TD,  She laughs and says, my boyfriend's ballsare bigger, he's a basketball player.

3.  Trading places was always a favorite movie of mine.  In the closing scene, Gael Monfils, after winning a big match and winning not only a lot of cash, but the heart of a a woman who bears a strange resemblence to Jamie Lee Curtis, looks at the umpire, raises his water bottle and says, "Looking good Sir."  The Ump looks back and says, "Looking good Gael."

4.  In a scene from Goodfellas. Ray Liotta's character, in order to become one of the family, has to go to a Redskins game and hold a sign up to let the hitmen know who to whack.  Many redskins fans, had they known would have had him hold up a sign saying Fire Jim Zorn.

5.  Finally, in a scene from a remake of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Chief, now pounds lighter and living in Escondido, decides a sequel to the movie is necessary with Michael Vick wanting to leave the Eagles.  However One Flew Over The Eagles nest with MV getting a lobotomy from crazed PETA members wasn't popular.  Critics called the flick a dog.

Since: Oct 23, 2009
Posted on: November 16, 2009 6:15 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

1.  Did I beat Shaq?
2.  Coach needs a cheerleader autograph
3.  Sorry, there's only water in this bottle
4.  Fire my cousin?
5.  Eagles will have plenty of time to sit, read, and play golf in January.

1.  Who put hair restorer in the pool water?
2.  Honey, I swear there's a diamond in there
3.  Hey, that's my seat buddy!
4.  Who was the idiot who replaced the band with the jazz guitar player Vinny Valentino?
5.  Never buy a low-flow toilet from a Southern California golf course.

Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: November 16, 2009 5:53 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

I used to love this show...

It's the all new CBSSports caption contest Match Game:

1) River_Rat is so stoned [how stoned is he?].  He's so stoned, people actually mistook him for Michael Phelps' Hairdresser.

2) Ktopp24 is so cheap [how cheap is he?].  He's so cheap, when he proposed to his wife, instead of a diamond ring, he offered her a pig, with a poke to come later.

3) GSElite was seen at a recent celebrity tennis tournament fingering the chair umpire.

4) Skinsinsk was so drunk at the last Redskins game, instead of holding up a sign, he held up his foreskinsinsk.

5) Instead of putting all of his eggs in one basket, D2Moo put all of his eggs in a Philedelphia blender instead.

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 16, 2009 5:51 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

#4 - Vinny, the Coke vendor in the area, is now wondering if Jesse here is just now catching on to the fact that he gave him diet instead of regular Coke. But he really hoped that Jesse was talking about Vinny the Nacho guy working the next aisle. That Vinny liked to use the stale chips first.    

Since: Jan 15, 2009
Posted on: November 16, 2009 5:49 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

#1)  "Hey, coach, I don't think this '"Bong training'" techinque is working out!"
#2)  "Excuse me, Miss.  I think this just fell out of your vagina."
#3)  "Waaaazzupp!!!"
; "Uh...yYeah.  
;That was funny in 2005!"
#4)  "No!  I mean by firing squad!"
#5)  "My wispy goatee was my inspiration for this Eagles toilet nest!"

Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: November 16, 2009 5:46 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

Photo caption number four (4) - the back of the tee shirt says Vinny swallows.

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 16, 2009 5:45 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

#2 - It was at this moment that Legadu realized he forgot to wear his cup and there was a rip in the front of his pants.

Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: November 16, 2009 5:44 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

Phot caption number one (1) - Michael is wondering why the pool wasn't heated, its makes his hangover even more torturous.

Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: November 16, 2009 5:41 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

Photo caption number five (5) - You should see what was next to be laid into the nest, the egg was only the first thing, the brown egg comes next 

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