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Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

Posted on: November 16, 2009 12:04 pm
Edited on: November 16, 2009 12:31 pm
 
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 11
2. skinsinsk 5
3. BuccinGator 4
3. ktopp24 4
3. EagleMtnAairtax 4
4. Manelvagor 3
4. D2Moo 3
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. Yanks1in99 2
5. austin26666 2
5. Twinsfanz 2
6. PheasantPlucker 1
6. wetookthebait 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. coltaholic 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: November 16, 2009 4:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

#4)  Apparently Joe Pesci has been maskerading as a NY attorney again...



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: November 16, 2009 4:52 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

#3)  "..You da man!!!"
      
; "...No, YOU da man!!!!"
      
; "...No, YOU da man!!!
      
; "No,..."



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: November 16, 2009 4:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

#2)  In what can only be described as the ultimate sports arena marriage proposal rejection, Cindy has all her fellow cheerleaders join her in singing "Naanee, Naaaneeeee...Naanee Naaaneeeee...hey, hey, hey,...goodbyeee!"



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: November 16, 2009 4:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

#2)  You know, when I proposed, I at least waited until AFTER the ceromony to surrender my balls to Mrs.Tarheel_Rockman...



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: November 16, 2009 4:40 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

3. Your serious?  This is the specimen bottle for Venus Williams?
Nice one, Rat...



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 16, 2009 4:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

Oops I forgot

1.  Oops I forgot to tip my dealer.  Man, that was some harsh stuff, anybody got an advil and a bag of cheetos?

2.  Oops I forgot to get you a flower.  Mind if I pin this to your chest instead?

3.  Opps I forgot to pay you back that $20 I owe ya.  Better do it later, it won't look right with me leading.

4.  Oops I forgot to buy a new red marker.  I don't think it's noticable that I had to use my son's crayon to finish the I-R-E.

5.  Oops I forgot to chew breakfast.  You think it was hard to swallow?  Not nearly as bad as when it came out.



Since: Nov 16, 2009
Posted on: November 16, 2009 4:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

1) In an effort to combine the two thinks Phelps loves most, he has begun getting high just before his swim meets.
2) "Smell my ball, com'on, smell it!"
) Judge: Yo, can I get a sip of that? Player: Hell no MoFo, I'm out here sweatin' my tail off while you sit there watching this little ball go back and forth.
4) In a failed attempt to show the world that not all Redskins fans are idiots, this fan misspelled both "REDSKINS" and "SUCK"
5) Pop Quiz: What is whiter, the toilet bowl, the egg, or this fans capped teeth?




Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: November 16, 2009 4:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

1 - after smoking entirely too much weed, the loss of concentration lead to a head on collision with the wall. it was the first time anyone had used therir head to stop the touch sensor under water. "Oh my God my head hurts, and I can totally go for some cheese doodles."

2- Will you marry me, and if not, will you at least trade me your gold pom=poms for this football. I caught this touchdown just for you.

3- "Hey Buddy,I've seen some nappy hair before, but what did you do, forget to shower and stick your finger in a socket?" (player) Oh hey, watch your mouth sell out. With your nice shirt and tie all sold out to the man. Watch your mouth before i yank you off your little chair by your stupid striped tie. 

4- Vinny's Nephew holds up a sign telling the team to fire his uncle, and on the back he wrote "Sorry Uncle V" to show him later. Those Skins fans are pretty harsh. 

5- Apparently Eagles don't chew their food because that one seems to made a nest in the toilet and pooped out and entire egg. Either that or they have learned to swallow a nest and egg from another female and poop it out when they get home. Talk about roughage, yikes. I bet they eat Bran for a few days after that to get regular again.  



Since: Nov 26, 2008
Posted on: November 16, 2009 3:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

1) Dude...where's my boat?

2) While the Chargers seek a division title, Naanee seeks citizenship. 

3) Just because I play tennis doesn't mean I have Meth! 

4) Vinny told me that if I eat subway I would lose my "Rex Ryan" chin, or was his name Jared? 

5) It's all fun and games until Andy Reid's breakfast runs its course. 



Since: Nov 16, 2009
Posted on: November 16, 2009 2:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

#1.  I forgot to put on my speedo!!!

2.My name says it all , will you be my naanee(nanny)?

3.I dont believe you are wesley snipes, so no i dont need your autograph !

4.How to get thrown out of a stadium , ! Lack of deodorant!!

5. My pictures on the internet , crap , now my wife knows im at the game instead of  at the in-laws...!



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