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Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

Posted on: November 16, 2009 12:04 pm
Edited on: November 16, 2009 12:31 pm
 
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 11
2. skinsinsk 5
3. BuccinGator 4
3. ktopp24 4
3. EagleMtnAairtax 4
4. Manelvagor 3
4. D2Moo 3
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. Yanks1in99 2
5. austin26666 2
5. Twinsfanz 2
6. PheasantPlucker 1
6. wetookthebait 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. coltaholic 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: November 16, 2009 2:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

1. Dude, what do you mean I got to do it again?

2. (far right of pic) Dude, can you believe I'm on the field staring at Rivers?

3. Dude, You put Meth in the bottle? I'll blame my friend.

4. Dude, who's the goomba running at me?

5. Dude, Vick really wants this egg to start a new enterprise.



Since: Aug 29, 2006
Posted on: November 16, 2009 2:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

1. Just out of sight in this picture….. one of the “swim-meet groupie girls” is under water smoking his “bong”.  

2. Stay tuned for the most dramatic rose ceremony in Bachelorette history. 

3. During this recent celebrity tennis match, Chris Rock playfully reenacts his role in the 1988 movie “I’m Gonna Git You Sucka”, “How much for one rib?”

4. After this picture was taken Dan Snyder had his goons put this guy’s head in a vice while Vinny pulls off his toenails with a pair of pliers.

5. Not too long after this picture was taken….Andy Reid swooped in and swallowed the egg.  He later apologized to the Chargers fan and claimed the reason for his strange behavior was that his blood/sugar level was low.   




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 16, 2009 1:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

5.  John's game prop was a hit with the fans, but as an added perk, he didn't have to leave his seat, even after 7 stadium beers.

5.  Don't expect Fred to make it home for quite some time as he is not allowed to move after a California Condor made a nest during the 2nd quarter.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 16, 2009 1:33 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

4.  Retirement hasen't been kind to Vinny Testaverde, even the shoppers outside of Walmart weren't happy with his work as a greeter.

4. Daniel Snyder has had enough, he hired a free agent bouncer to slap the smile off of this guys face, only to have the bouncer trip on the stairs outside of section 234 and subsequently placed on IR.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 16, 2009 1:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

3.  No no no, I said if you give me that point I would THINK about coming over to your hotel room tonight.

3. Your serious?  This is the specimen bottle for Venus Williams?



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 16, 2009 1:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

2. Naanee made the mistake of the football proposal to the wrong cheerleader, he was then placed in injured reserve after his girlfriend who was at the other endzone, sprinted 120 yards and dropkicked him.  "I swear baby, y'all look alike".

2.  Alright if I give you this football, can you please take my nads out of your purse and give them back for the next away game?  The other guys are taking theirs.



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: November 16, 2009 1:09 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

1. It was thought that gambling on swim meets would be one of the "clean" sports. Afterall how could you possibly tank a match when you're the fastest swimmer? Apparantly failure to shave and wearing an older suit just helped make Michael Phelps a trillionaire. Just look at the excitement oozing on his face as he readies himself for a perpetual state of numbness to the world.

2. As the cameras moved in Joe (center, just to left of helmet) realized that he needed to hide his face before his cheerleader ruse to get closer to the game was discovered.

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2. Wait a moment, before I say yes, how much do you make again?

3. Oh you wily ump, you spit in my water again when I wasn't looking didn't you, you dirty *&*(@^ ()&*()&&&#!

4. Normally you would write your opponents name in front of the words "SUCK", but when you can't lie, you're forced to tell the truth.

5. This Chargers fan must be a psychic as he correctly predicted that Michael Vick had no moved on to and was hatching his latest backyard gambling ring: chick fighting.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 16, 2009 1:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

1. Michael Phelps was hoping to combine his two favorite things in life, however filling the pool with bong water didn't work out like he thought it would.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 16, 2009 12:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

5. What? I've been saying "The eagle has landed." on the way out of the bathroom for years.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 16, 2009 12:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

4. Usually the Mafia does things like this a lot more discreetly, but Joey was new.


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