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Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

Posted on: November 16, 2009 12:04 pm
Edited on: November 16, 2009 12:31 pm
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 11
2. skinsinsk 5
3. BuccinGator 4
3. ktopp24 4
3. EagleMtnAairtax 4
4. Manelvagor 3
4. D2Moo 3
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. Yanks1in99 2
5. austin26666 2
5. Twinsfanz 2
6. PheasantPlucker 1
6. wetookthebait 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. coltaholic 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 16, 2009 12:50 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

3. "Whoa whoa whoa... Nowhere in the rule book does it say I CAN'T take out my junk and flap it around to act as a distraction. You show me where it says that."

Since: Sep 27, 2009
Posted on: November 16, 2009 12:41 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

#3- This judge has just let the player know that the Pats went for it on 4th and 2 from their own 28 yard line. Even though he has never heard of football, the player knows this will make the Pats a joke on daily captions for weeks to come.

Since: Sep 27, 2009
Posted on: November 16, 2009 12:37 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

#5- When Carlos saw his kindergartner's project, he brought it to the game and made it obvious that San Diego's arts and crafts classes are far superior to the rest of the nation.
#3- Player- "You smell that yet?"
Official- "No man! I'm waiting for it, did the wind catch it?"
#2- Clearly minimum salary in  the NFL has reached an all time low. This, however, did not stop NaaNee from trying this move on every cheerleader that day.
#1- Phelps, AKA Cyclops on X-Men, tries his best to stop his laser eyes.

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 16, 2009 12:33 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

1.  Swimming in a pool of tequila gave this swimmer a whole new meaning to the term "drunk tank".

2.  This Chargers' cheerleader was very releived the proposal didn't come from Shawne Merriman.

3.  Chris Rock and Tracy Morgan imitate a tennis offical and player in order to get close to the Williams sisters in a neew movie called "Love Hurts, Really".

4.  This fan was later found in Lake Michigan with concerte overshoes.  You don't ever call for firing a man named Vinny in public if you catch my drift.

5.  Sorry, there isn't enough water in So. Cal. to flush that mess down.  If the Eagles don't make the playoffs, they'll be
selling those on the streets of Philly for $19.95.  Franchise oportunities available.

Since: Sep 27, 2009
Posted on: November 16, 2009 12:31 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

#4- It's ironic that this guy is at a Redskins game because he was just petitioning to fire Vinny, the deli person down the street.
#4- Looking frantically around, all Roy could find was a big piece of paper and markers. Attempting to save Vinny from the fire in the luxury box, he wrote his message as short and to the point as possible.

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 16, 2009 12:23 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Because I got high...

1. Even Olympic gold medalists pee in the pool.

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