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Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

Posted on: November 17, 2009 11:03 am
 
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 12
2. skinsinsk 6
3. BuccinGator 4
3. ktopp24 4
3. EagleMtnAairtax 4
4. Manelvagor 3
4. D2Moo 3
4. austin26666 3
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. Yanks1in99 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
5. Twinsfanz 2
6. PheasantPlucker 1
6. Dman 1
6. KamiKazeKillaz 1
6. wetookthebait 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. coltaholic 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Dec 12, 2008
Posted on: January 11, 2010 2:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

1. Look at the birdy...
2. Now I'm tryin' to be nice... Take this piece of ham, sit down and shut up...
3. Grrrr 1....2....3.... uh uh her she comes... 1000, 1001, 1002...
4. Dude, if that guy doesn't shut I'm gonna...
5. FAAAAAMMMEEE! I gonna live forevvveerrr!!!




Since: Jan 15, 2009
Posted on: November 18, 2009 11:28 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

Picture 1 - Lets see how many fans are left at the end of the game.  I'm shooting for 3.

Picture 2 - No clue why its so cold in here, but that ham is off the hook!

Picture 3 - This is why I ride a bicycle.

Picture 4 - The rat was this big and it had a face like this.

Picture 5 - I sure am glad I put these ankle weights on.



Since: Sep 27, 2009
Posted on: November 18, 2009 2:27 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

Lol Rat, I didn't get to read all the posts, but I'll give ya props on #3. That's how I pulled a hamstring last year Wink



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 18, 2009 1:47 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

Dang, shut out again.  I may just have to fire my writing staff and replace them with ones with fresh ideas.Wink



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 18, 2009 1:40 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

Brady Quinn is apparently a very easy target... too many hilarious ones to count!

eddydef
#1 - Hey guys! Reminder I'm only accurate 3 yds or less so keep those routes short!

Green Street El
2- "Here you go solidier, but this guy right here to my left, don't eat his stuff, it's nasty. It will have you in the bathroom all night" but hey, "you didn't hear that from me." Now move along.

River_Rat
3. Not wanting to strain themselves, River Rat, BuccinGator, Ktopp, Austin26666, and skinsinsk thy to at least look like they are working out while watching the neighboring yoga class.

eddydef
#4 - Does this bowl on my head make me look funny?

River_Rat
5.  And first place in the mime competition for his perfect landing with an invisable parachute...........



BuccinGator
BuccinGator proudly presents, the first annual "Buccy" awards:

1) For worst male performance in a team leadership role, the nominees are: JaMarcus Russell, Brady Quinn, and Larry Johnson.  And the "Buccy" goes to ... BRADY QUINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2) For best form of community service, the nominees are: The Tennesse Volunteer Freshmen for serving our military this Thanksgiving season, Diana Taurasi for teaching Phoenix kids about the dangers of drinking and driving, and Kurt Angle, for picking up trash along I-70 in Pittsburgh.  And the "Buccy" goes to ... THE TENNESSEE VOLUNTEER FRESHMEN!!!!!!!!!

3) For worst new idea for medal events for the 2012 olympics, the nominees are: Javelin Catching, The Cowpatty Toss, and the 3 pound clean and jerk.  And the "Buccy" goes to ... THE THREE POUND CLEAN AND JERK!!!!!!!!

4) For best demonstration of the side effects of steriod or HGH use, the nominees are: The Rockies bullpen catcher, for his visual demonstration of what will happen to your junk.  Barry Bonds, for his humongous melonhead impersonation.  And Sammy Sosa, for discovering the skin tone bleaching side effect.  And the "Buccy" goes to ... THE ROCKIES BULLPEN CATCHER!!!!!!

5) For best performance of a winning celebration, the nominees are: Icky Woods, for the Icky Shuffle.  Igor Polshanski, for his medal podium hop after winning first place in the worst dressed athlete competition.  And, Jamal Anderson, for the Dirty Bird.  And the "Buccy" goes to ... IGOR POLSHANSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 14
2. skinsinsk 6
3. BuccinGator 5
4. ktopp24 4
4. EagleMtnAairtax 4
5. Manelvagor 3
5. D2Moo 3
5. austin26666 3
6. NFL-Solomon 2
6. Yanks1in99 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. eddydef 2
6. Twinsfanz 2
7. PheasantPlucker 1
7. Green Street El 1
7. Dman 1
7. KamiKazeKillaz 1
7. wetookthebait 1
7. RealityBall 1
7. coltaholic 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Sep 27, 2009
Posted on: November 18, 2009 12:55 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

#5- The difference in the prizes distributed for parallel bars is obvious in this picture:
3rd place- High socks and flowers
2nd place- Wind pants and flowers
1st place- Air Jordans that live up to their name.



Since: Jun 30, 2008
Posted on: November 18, 2009 12:25 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

Can't spend five hours a day lifting weights and still spend an NFL amount of time watching film and throwing passes. I used to be a fan... but he clearly doesn't have the brain power to play with the big boys. And the Browns coaching staff clearly doesn't have the brain power to keep him on task. Completely agree.

Those cannons attached to his shoulders are the reason he has absolutely no touch on passes over 15 yards. Ugh.

I'm grateful because those arms of his were good for something. Quinn's pythons landed him on the cover of muscle and fitness magazine.



That's my quarterback, man! *sniff sniff*




Since: Sep 19, 2006
Posted on: November 17, 2009 11:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

Picture One: "Yeah guys...3 = the over/under on wins for us this season at this point"



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 11:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

BTW Joe, did you ever hear the story behind why Brady Quinn chose the number 10? To Quinn, 10 symbolizes perfection and completeness. It's typically referred to as the highest mark one can receive. Quinn aspires for perfection so he selected 10 as his number of choice. Haha... never heard that. But seriously... there's a reason that Peyton Manning has the body of shoe salesman. Can't spend five hours a day lifting weights and still spend an NFL amount of time watching film and throwing passes. I used to be a fan... but he clearly doesn't have the brain power to play with the big boys. And the Browns coaching staff clearly doesn't have the brain power to keep him on task.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 10:11 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

1.  Brady Quinn tries to rally his team by telling them the Ravens defense wasn't so tough.  "Hell, my urologist stuck up his hand like this the other day and gave me a prostate exam.  That was tougher than those guys."  What he didn't know was Ray Lewis palnned to do the same thing to Brady on the next play, just with bigger fingers and scuba gloves.


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