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Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

Posted on: November 17, 2009 11:03 am
 
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 12
2. skinsinsk 6
3. BuccinGator 4
3. ktopp24 4
3. EagleMtnAairtax 4
4. Manelvagor 3
4. D2Moo 3
4. austin26666 3
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. Yanks1in99 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
5. Twinsfanz 2
6. PheasantPlucker 1
6. Dman 1
6. KamiKazeKillaz 1
6. wetookthebait 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. coltaholic 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 5:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

4.)
Baylor: "Sal, you're getting up in years there buddy."
Fasano: "Don't I know it, Donny. I had to go get my colon examed the other day."
Baylor: "Oooh, yeah, I've been putting that off...what's it like?"
Fasano: "It's like this..."



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 5:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

3.) Heavy lifting at the Pasty White Guy's Training Center.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 5:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

BuccinGator proudly presents, the first annual "Buccy" awards:

1) For worst male performance in a team leadership role, the nominees are: JaMarcus Russell, Brady Quinn, and Larry Johnson.  And the "Buccy" goes to ... BRADY QUINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2) For best form of community service, the nominees are: The Tennesse Volunteer Freshmen for serving our military this Thanksgiving season, Diana Taurasi for teaching Phoenix kids about the dangers of drinking and driving, and Kurt Angle, for picking up trash along I-70 in Pittsburgh.  And the "Buccy" goes to ... THE TENNESSEE VOLUNTEER FRESHMEN!!!!!!!!!

3) For worst new idea for medal events for the 2012 olympics, the nominees are: Javelin Catching, The Cowpatty Toss, and the 3 pound clean and jerk.  And the "Buccy" goes to ... THE THREE POUND CLEAN AND JERK!!!!!!!!

4) For best demonstration of the side effects of steriod or HGH use, the nominees are: The Rockies bullpen catcher, for his visual demonstration of what will happen to your junk.  Barry Bonds, for his humongous melonhead impersonation.  And Sammy Sosa, for discovering the skin tone bleaching side effect.  And the "Buccy" goes to ... THE ROCKIES BULLPEN CATCHER!!!!!!

5) For best performance of a winning celebration, the nominees are: Icky Woods, for the Icky Shuffle.  Igor Polshanski, for his medal podium hop after winning first place in the worst dressed athlete competition.  And, Jamal Anderson, for the Dirty Bird.  And the "Buccy" goes to ... IGOR POLSHANSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 5:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

1.)
#82: "Brady, how many of those EAS Myoplex Shakes did you have before the game?"
Brady: (holds up three fingers)
#82: "What the eff, man...you're gonna turn those pants the same color as your jersey!"
Brady: (straining) "I know, man, I was real nervous...how long til halftime?"



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 5:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

3) Dustin Diamond must be out of money yet again.  Here we see him training (back left) for yet ANOTHER annoying "celebrity" boxing match.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 5:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

4) His mom warned him it would stay that way if he made it too long.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 5:09 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

1) "Ohhhhhhh, the pressure!!!!!  Ron Powlus was supposed to win this many Heisman's, and I had to follow that.  And his subsequent stellar NFL career.  Would people stop setting such lofty goals for me to achieve?"

1) To the O.C. in the booth, "No, amazingly we only lost three yards that last play.  It's third and 18.  What, expect what blitz?"

1) Brady holds up how many career touchdowns he's thrown in seven starts.  Sadly, Josh Freeman tied that in one game.

2) Well, Lane was nearly right.  Alshon Jefferies did end up serving food at the Golden Corral.

3) You think this is pathetic, wait until they exhale after the hot chicks finish walking by.

4) "Yeah, and then he told me to cough.  I've never felt so violated in my life, and he's the team physician.  Just kept saying, 'Relax, I'm a doctor'."

5) You might think he's jumping on to the medal stand, but Klutz Von Bulow here is actully slipping backwards off it after not catching it entirely.

5) River_Rat in an attempt to garner the biggest bouquet of flowers at the ktopp Olympics attempts the spectacular medal platform high jump.

5) You can tell that's not Bud Adams' son.  Wrong two fingers are raised.



Since: Aug 18, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 5:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

1.  "Scout's honor, Heidn. I swear I will pass you the ball next down."

2.  "Welllllll.....to be honest with you, I wouldn't eat this shit!"

3.  It's no wonder a French cyclist hasn't won the Tour de France in years.

4.  The dirty sanchez face!

5.  "See the finish and stick the landing."  Sergei was even competitive after he already won the gold.




Since: Aug 18, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 4:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

Three Is A Magic Number:

1.  "The count is 3 and 0.  Should I swing away or take the next pitch, coach," says Quinn after being sacked and knocked not only back into middle school by the Ravens D, but also into a different sport.

2.  "Yeah, I know you have three stripes, Seargent, but you may only have two pieces of either bacon or sausage."

3.  Now I'm not one to just accuse anyone of being a puff, but 3 pound dumbellls and those shorts?  You do the math.

4.  "No, I am not happy!  I lost the tips of three fingers on this hand, and now my grip on the ball isn't the only thing that's gotten worse!"

5.  Three:  The number of medals, the height of the first place podium, and the height of the gold medal winner.



Since: Nov 20, 2006
Posted on: November 17, 2009 4:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

#1.....On my honor, I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.



#1....See this is how you hold your fingers to make a shadow bunny


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