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Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

Posted on: November 17, 2009 11:03 am
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 12
2. skinsinsk 6
3. BuccinGator 4
3. ktopp24 4
3. EagleMtnAairtax 4
4. Manelvagor 3
4. D2Moo 3
4. austin26666 3
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. Yanks1in99 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
5. Twinsfanz 2
6. PheasantPlucker 1
6. Dman 1
6. KamiKazeKillaz 1
6. wetookthebait 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. coltaholic 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 11:49 am

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

Just another typical day at an all-boys school....

1.  The freshman QB politely raised his hand to call time out, then went over to his coach to ask, "Did you know the guys were playing against are bigger and meaner than we are?"

2.  Because of a lunch ladise strike, the ROTC banquet was catered by the basketball team because they needed the cash to buy the longer shorts most teams wear instead of those vintage shorts purchased back in 1975.

3.  Because of a lawsuit dueto a hernia, gym classes had to dial down the amount of weight push during class.  Now they lift just enough weight to be able to lift their trays in the cafeteria.

4.  Ther is always one tough guy on every team.  The school baseball team has "Killer" Smith. 
; He threatens every teammate that if he doesn't get on base, they get an atomic wedgie after the game.

5.  The lack of women gets to the athletes sometimes.  The first place winner jumps around and refuses the bouquet of flowers claiming, "Dudes, pansies are for pansies.  Where are the damn cheerleaders from the girls school.  They said they'd be here."

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 11:46 am

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

5. Clyde demonstrates the outstanding form that won him a fifth straight first-place finish at the Poor Sportsmanship Awards.

Since: Nov 16, 2009
Posted on: November 17, 2009 11:46 am

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

1) So we get 3 downs to make a first, and then punt?

2)Now that is One Fine Piece of Meat!

4) And then she reached around and stuck her finger up my butt like this...

5) Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 11:31 am

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

1.  By the middle of the third quarter, Brady Quinn raises his hand and asks permission of Eric mangini if he could be excused for the rest of the game.  He was tired of having the Ravens defense beat the crap out of him, litterally.

1.  Brady Quinn raises his hand and asks the coach if they could change to their brown pants so the stains wouldn't show so badly.

2.  It was gratifying to hear millionaire athletes ask sevicemen, "Do you want fries with that?"  And they were smiling when they said it.

3.  Football players in the US lift hundreds of pounds during their weight training.  Futbol players, well, not so much weight obiviously.

4.  Okay, I look like Goose Gossage.  Now, how do I throw that nasty fastball without my arm dropping off?

5.  Aldo be nimble, Aldo be quick.  2 and 3 hate his first place shitck.

Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: November 17, 2009 11:21 am

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

1- So as not to broadcast anything bad over his helmet mic, Brady Quinn showed him exactly which tiny orifice he was going to shove the ball up if he dropped another pass. "I swear to God, if you drop another ball I am taking that football, and I am shoving right up you..."

2- "Here you go solidier, but this guy right here to my left, don't eat his stuff, it's nasty. It will have you in the bathroom all night" but hey, "you didn't hear that from me." Now move along.

3- (GUY IN THE BACK) "Oh my God, I am so glad that we got the whole team Jazzercising together, my guys have the nicest butts I have ever seen." "I could stand back here all day, but if they bend over I may pass out from all the excitement."  FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

4- "I don't know what to do Coach, it was like this big, and when I sat on it, it went right up in there and it hurts whenever I sit down, do you think it will come out when I go to the bathroom?"

5- This guy just won FIRST PLACE for the longest "Freeze Frame Jump" in the competition.  To show off he did it again pausing in mid air and astounding both other finalist and the crowd. 
      2nd Place Guy - "God he is so graceful, I wish I could just pause in mid air like that. Trainign for next year starts tomorrow."
      3rd place Guy to himself - "Wow, look at that bulge, look away, don't stare Michael, people will notice"  

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 11:16 am

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

4. Larry hated it when people made fun of his "stubby little midget fingers".

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 17, 2009 11:06 am

Photo Caption Contest: Browns and out

1. Anybody else think that Brady Quinn needs to spend a lot less time doing curls, and a little more time watching film and throwing passes? I'm just sayin...

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