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Photo Caption Contest: Evil mastermind

Posted on: November 18, 2009 11:29 am
Edited on: November 18, 2009 12:21 pm
 
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 14
2. skinsinsk 6
3. BuccinGator 5
4. ktopp24 4
4. EagleMtnAairtax 4
5. Manelvagor 3
5. D2Moo 3
5. austin26666 3
6. NFL-Solomon 2
6. Yanks1in99 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. eddydef 2
6. Twinsfanz 2
7. PheasantPlucker 1
7. Green Street El 1
7. Dman 1
7. KamiKazeKillaz 1
7. wetookthebait 1
7. RealityBall 1
7. coltaholic 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 19, 2009 12:10 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Evil mastermind

Cotinmouf
1.Pinky: What are we gonna do today, Brain?
Brain: We're goin to take over the world!

D2Moo
2.  Hulk Hogan was happy to recieve the rugby team's highest honor.  Later he found out the only reason they gave it to him was because they thought he was a cousin of Aussie filmstar Paul Hogan.

River_Rat
3.  A scene at the weigh in at Shady Acres Retirement Village just before the bout between Freddy "Captain Depends" Wilson and Carl "I want my pudding" Plummer for control of the bingo hall harem.

Green Street El
pic 4 - After all the years of smoking, even Joe Camel has a trach-tube. (yea, look closer)

D2Moo
5.  The illegitimate offspring between the Kool-Aid Pitcher and an English mascot on holliday here in the states.


River_Rat
Failed Business Ventures

1.  Hi, I'm NBA coach Phil Jackson.  I'm here to tell you about my new book, Zen Passing for Dummies.  In my 10 step plan, you can get the most selfish ball hog to dish it off to the open man instead of launching prayers from 35.  I have here my Zen pupil Kobe to help me.  OK Kobe, pass the ball....come on Kobe we talked about this.......Pass it........Pass the F........................we return you to normal programming.

2. Hey Brothers, I'm here to let you know about my new plan to help your team Hulk up.  I'm here with the Roosters to help them get off of their 12 game losing streak.  Now Rooster UP!  That's it, flap your arms......Now Hit em with a chair...ladder....now leg drop em.

3. Hi folks.  Tired of giving up your life savings for dentures?  Well not anymore at Dr. Lefthooks Discount Dentistry.  We don't charge you a high price for novicane and fancy tools....we don't use them.  Just sit back, relax, and let us knock your teeth out with a convinient taped fist.

4. In town for a convention?  Need a date?  Call me, Fezzy the Camel at 1-800-IGOTDAHOS.

5. Got a mascot that can't do a somersault, drops the team flag, gets kicked in the nuts by 5 year olds?  Then send them to Crazy Al's Mascot Boot Camp.  In no time we'll have your whimpy little fuzzball, cheering on your team with high flying stunts, clotheslines to opponents, and tackleing the ref for that bad call.


November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 16
2. skinsinsk 6
3. BuccinGator 5
3. D2Moo 5
4. ktopp24 4
4. EagleMtnAairtax 4
5. Manelvagor 3
5. austin26666 3
6. NFL-Solomon 2
6. Yanks1in99 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. Green Street El 2
6. eddydef 2
6. Twinsfanz 2
7. PheasantPlucker 1
7. Dman 1
7. Cotinmouf 1
7. KamiKazeKillaz 1
7. wetookthebait 1
7. RealityBall 1
7. coltaholic 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Nov 15, 2009
Posted on: November 18, 2009 9:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Evil mastermind

1. Did i go to wendy's twice yesterday?



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 18, 2009 7:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Evil mastermind

Failed Business Ventures

1.  Hi, I'm NBA coach Phil Jackson.  I'm here to tell you about my new book, Zen Passing for Dummies.  In my 10 step plan, you can get the most selfish ball hog to dish it off to the open man instead of launching prayers from 35.  I have here my Zen pupil Kobe to help me.  OK Kobe, pass the ball....come on Kobe we talked about this.......Pass it........Pass the F........................we return you to normal programming.

2. Hey Brothers, I'm here to let you know about my new plan to help your team Hulk up.  I'm here with the Roosters to help them get off of their 12 game losing streak.  Now Rooster UP!  That's it, flap your arms......Now Hit em with a chair...ladder....now leg drop em.

3. Hi folks.  Tired of giving up your life savings for dentures?  Well not anymore at Dr. Lefthooks Discount Dentistry.  We don't charge you a high price for novicane and fancy tools....we don't use them.  Just sit back, relax, and let us knock your teeth out with a convinient taped fist.

4. In town for a convention?  Need a date?  Call me, Fezzy the Camel at 1-800-IGOTDAHOS.

5. Got a mascot that can't do a somersault, drops the team flag, gets kicked in the nuts by 5 year olds?  Then send them to Crazy Al's Mascot Boot Camp.  In no time we'll have your whimpy little fuzzball, cheering on your team with high flying stunts, clotheslines to opponents, and tackleing the ref for that bad call. 



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: November 18, 2009 6:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Evil mastermind

#1.  The Zen Master receives a telepathic message that simply says, "Over-inflated."

#2.  The Hulk has thumb wrestled before and he knew this couldn't be much different.

#3.  The NHL Seniors began the inaugural quest for Lord Stanley's Bedpan.

#4.  The stereotypical camel with a harem wearing a fez.

#5.  He accidently pulled the yellow cotton swab out while inflating the ball.



Since: Oct 4, 2007
Posted on: November 18, 2009 5:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Evil mastermind

Photo #1;
"No no, that's not it guys. It's like this, this is the church and this is the steeple..."

Photo #2;
"Her boyfreind wrote this about me?"

Photo #3;
"Looks like Leslie Neilsen? Them's fightin' words"

Photo #4;
"Really guys, I just twisted my knee a little...woe baby"

Photo #5;
"yes...that's my tongue"



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 18, 2009 5:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Evil mastermind

Is it real, probably not....

1.  Phil Jackson keeps a wax statue of Kobe in his office just to mess him up everytime he comes in to see Phil.

2.  Buying that surplus Hulk Hogan wax statue from Mme. Tussauds made a great conversation piece in the front foyer ot the Sydney Rugby club.

3.  Everyone thought this old coot was a statue until he passed gas and started sweating.

4.  The guys chests, real.  The girls chests, not so real but no one really cared.  In fact, most fans were happy about that.

5.  The mascot, real.  Nice legs too.  The tall thing in the goofy glasses?  Fake as a three dollar bill.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 18, 2009 5:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Evil mastermind

2.  Hulk Hogan was happy to recieve the rugby team's highest honor.  Later he found out the only reason they gave it to him was because they thought he was a cousin of Aussie filmstar Paul Hogan. 

3.  Putting his likeness in flowers was the only way this he was ever going to be "leied" at his age.

5.  The illegitimate offspring between the Kool-Aid Pitcher and an English mascot on holliday here in the states.




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 18, 2009 4:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Evil mastermind

4.  Nobody knew for sure how old Joe (camel) was, but from looking at what's dangeling under the platform, I'd say he and Larry King were classmates.



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: November 18, 2009 4:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Evil mastermind

4. Surprisingly, Strip Rugby never caught on.



Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: November 18, 2009 3:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Evil mastermind

pic 1 - That's right Kobe, stand in the corner until you can apologize to the rest of your team mates. And maybe you should apologize to that woman in Colorado too.

pic 2 - Well at least the Hulk appears to have plenty of other cocks to hang out with now. #1 Roostermania Member.  (Oh you guys took the dirty route when I said that, what's wrong with you? hahaha)

pic 3 - while shadow boxing, the former all-star happened to brush against the floral arrangement and was KO'ed by it as it fell over on his now frail body. At least he lost to himself.

pic 4 - After all the years of smoking, even Joe Camel has a trach-tube. (yea, look closer)

pic 5 - ok, i've been walking behind this ball/guy/thing for 5 minutes and I still can't figure it out. Where does the poop come out when he has to go?


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