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Photo Caption Contest: Hitting driver...

Posted on: November 30, 2009 12:19 pm
 
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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 22
2. skinsinsk 10
3. D2Moo 7
4. BuccinGator 6
5. Twinsfanz 5
5. ktopp24 5
6. EagleMtnAairtax 4
7. Manelvagor 3
7. austin26666 3
7. Tarheel_rockman 3
8. Yanks1in99 2
8. NFL-Solomon 2
8. Yanks1in99 2
8. Green Street El 2
8. eddydef 2
9. PheasantPlucker 1
9. Dman 1
9. scott00049 1
9. Sportsologist 1
9. hoopsisbest 1
9. Cotinmouf 1
9. Gone Phishin' 1
9. jruss445 1
9. KamiKazeKillaz 1
9. wetookthebait 1
9. RealityBall 1
9. coltaholic 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)




Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 30, 2009 11:33 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Hitting driver...

It was a foregone conclusion... but congrats to River_Rat, who pulls in back-to-back titles in October and November! December scoring kicks off tomorrow!


PheasantPlucker
#1.  Fore!

PheasantPlucker
#2.  The chicken came first, and John was proud of that.

scott00049
#3  Peyton "Hey Mario Williams...look, nothing up my sleeve.  Watch closely as I pull another game outta my @$#!"

BuccinGator
4) David Leisure's son, Ryan, just could never get the flair for acting out the new Joe Isuzu part.

Twinsfanz
5) Cruella DeVille begins her new career on "Dancing with the Evil Disney Witches"



BuccinGator
What to do with those unruly Black Friday crowds at your local Wal-Mart:

1) Get out of your driveway safely, and then use them to "blend-in" to hide from your irate wife.
2) Just follow the pack like a lemming and let them lead you to this year's hottest toy.
3) Hide the last Zhu Zhu behind your back and then taunt the next lady, "Come on, it's in one of my hands, just pick which one and I'll let you have it."
4) Beat the traffic in the parking lot by taking "alternative" transportation.
5) Get inspired by last night's Simpsons and when that batty lady grabs the last of the Bakugan stuff, cast a Wiccan spell on her.


November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 22
2. skinsinsk 10
3. BuccinGator 8
4. D2Moo 7
5. Twinsfanz 6
6. ktopp24 5
7. EagleMtnAairtax 4
8. Manelvagor 3
8. austin26666 3
8. Tarheel_rockman 3
8. PheasantPlucker 3
9. Yanks1in99 2
9. NFL-Solomon 2
9. Yanks1in99 2
9. Green Street El 2
9. eddydef 2
9. scott00049 2
10. Dman 1
10. Sportsologist 1
10. hoopsisbest 1
10. Cotinmouf 1
10. Gone Phishin' 1
10. jruss445 1
10. KamiKazeKillaz 1
10. wetookthebait 1
10. RealityBall 1
10. coltaholic 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 30, 2009 11:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Hitting driver...

Name the teams....

1.  Detroit Tigers (of course)

2.  South Carolina Gamecocks (a stretch but look he's an Aussie)

3.  Nippon Ham Fighters (you were expecting Colts?)

4.  Philadelphia Phillies (no, you go look to see the horse's gender)

5.  Washington State Cougars (she prowls the local Starbucks looking for "dance partners")



Since: Sep 27, 2009
Posted on: November 30, 2009 10:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Hitting driver...

Sorry if I copy anyone, I don't have time to read through the captions and sorry I haven't been on here lately, I work retail and Thanksgiving week is the golden week.
Anyways....
#1- Tiger- "So, do you offer the model with a dent resistant front bumper?"
#2- River Rat's excuse for this gettup- the chicken is weighted and makes training harder.
#3- "And then I took the Patriot's hearts, and I snapped them, just like this!"
#4- Everything in Britain is different, even their adult movies. This one was taped live and both actors had to take a bow after.
#5- Buc's wife shows us that attitude that caught his attenion at the strip bar they first met at.




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: November 30, 2009 6:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Hitting driver...

1.  Tiger, to help bring GM back, decides to wreck a Caddy, Buick, or GMC product every day.  It's his way of bailing them out.

1.  If Tiger drives with the window down, why did he need rescuing with a club to the rear window?

2.  You can't call this Aussie chicken for running the half marathon.  Well, actually you can, and he has the headgear to prove it.

3.  Peyton confuses the Texans defense by calling the "Wonder Woman" play.  This play makes the defense wonder why the coach calls them a bunch of old women after they get burned for a TD late in the game.

4.  Japanese auto makers can't resist getting making all forms of transportation. 

4.  Is that a V-6 under the saddle?  Isuzu horsepower was all this rider needed for victory.

5.  Natasha, in a fit of anger, tells her dance partner he's #1. 



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 30, 2009 5:54 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Hitting driver...

1.  Purchase a new Buick at your local dealer, and we'll throw in a free 9 iron.  In fact we'll throw it right thru the driver's side window.

2. John knew he had to be clever in order to get the hefty honeys out for a jog at the gym.

3.  After that last sack, Peyton momentarilly forgets where he is and tries to open his double stuff Oreo, mistaking Mario Williams for Serena Williams.

4. Isuzu unveils their newest model that runs entirely on methane gas.

5. Moments later, she was attacked and punched in the face by Austin Powers while exclaiming, "she's a man baby".



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 30, 2009 5:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Hitting driver...

#1- As part of his community service, Tiger Woods must make helpful videos for Driver's Ed teachers to show their students. This still is from the video he made on how to avoid a golf club wielding wife who just found out that you were cheating on her with your neighbor's daughter so she punched you in the mouth and you needed to make a quick getaway so you jumped in your Cadillac and ran over a fire hydrant.  



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: November 30, 2009 4:11 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Hitting driver...

Lip Service

#1.  "Honest, I just lipped it and it didn't go in the hole."

#2.  Chicken Lips was seen choking his human.

#3.  "I'm gonna squeeze the tar out of the next one who says I'm hairlipped."

#4.  When he spread the horses' lips there were no teeth.

#5.  The lips went unseen under the mustache.




Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: November 30, 2009 3:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Hitting driver...

#5.  "No way I'm going in. Lebron said my number should be retired."



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: November 30, 2009 3:46 pm
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Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: November 30, 2009 3:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Hitting driver...

#3.  "Grasshopper, you must choose..."


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