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Photo Caption Contest: Three's not company?

Posted on: December 1, 2009 12:11 pm
 
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December Scoreboard
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January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2009
Posted on: December 1, 2009 9:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Three's not company?

Hey Charlie!  Cheer up!  We were this close to beating UCONN, Pitt, Navy, Stanford, USC, and Michigan.  And you could have kept your job.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 1, 2009 9:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Three's not company?

1.  The last thing you want to be is a lifeguard here and have to yell, "Buddy check"  It wouldn't be for the squeamish.

Sorry once again for the typo.




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 1, 2009 9:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Three's not company?

1.  The last thing you wnat to be is a lifeguard here and have to yell, "Buddy check"  It wouldn't be for the squeamish.

5.  These gals are laughing because they figure that with that doll, that's one less euro-loser that will bother them.




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 1, 2009 7:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Three's not company?

Where these photos rank on the ktopp scale of 1-10:

1) 100

2) 7 (would have been a ten had Jimmy's gesture been bigger)

3) 8.5 (that chick's pretty manish)

4) 13 (the only thing slightly less ktoppish than Turkish Oil Wrestlers are clowns)

5) 17 (although the attention of the two ladies in front was strictly inadvertent)

Come on Joe!  You kick off December with these!!!  I expect better tomorrow.




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 1, 2009 7:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Three's not company?

1) Turkish Oil Wrestling's a lot harder than it looks, and requires a cool-down session in the hot-tub after every performance.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 1, 2009 7:11 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Three's not company?

2) Claussen shows off his Spanish sign-language skills he learned while at ND in response to "Cuanto gracia necesitas para bailar La Bamba en el foto numero tres?"  Una poca.  Muy bien, Senior Claussen.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 1, 2009 7:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Three's not company?

1) At last the picture River_Rat has of Joe has finally been revealed (Joe's the somewhat muscular dude front left).  Now maybe the rest of us pleebs have a shot here in December (as long as kmvenne doesn't become a regular again.  Welcome back, kmvenne).

2) Come on, Claussen, after ktopp saw pic number 1, well, the rest of you can figure out where I was going with this one.

3) Raquel's facial expression is due to the physical exertion of the Red Bull Tango.  Paoul's is due to noticing the nasty blackhead on Raquel's back for the first time.

4) Okay, we're going on a bubble blowing baby hunt.  And don't think we don't know how to weed 'em out.

5) Kid (in response to the ladies questioning), "No, that's not my dad.  That's my crazy cousin Lenny.  Actually, he's not even a first cousin.  He's a second cousin three times removed. [elbows dad and whispers] 'Put Betty away, you're embarassing me.'"



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 1, 2009 6:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Three's not company?

3) Shortly after this picture was taken, while repeating this same move, Mia's prosthetic leg came flying off and she and Jorge were disqualified for being "de-calfinated!"
Wah, wah, wah.



Since: Jun 27, 2007
Posted on: December 1, 2009 6:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Three's not company?

1. ...so where's that roll of quarters?

2. Coach! Coach! I could crush the goal posts right now! Look!

3. We're a little teacup, short an...

4. After all this time, who knew that the Muppet Babies Nanny was a man.

5. How about the fact that 90% of the pepole there don't seem to notice the blow-up doll?



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: December 1, 2009 6:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Three's not company?

1) Bruno's 6 biggest fans host another pantless whirlpool party for the new season premier of Funkyzeit mit Brüno.

2) Clausen points out just how close he came to winning the 4 Heisman trophies he expected to win during his time at Norte Dame. The margin of error on Jimmy's assestment was cited as "Give or take 4 full Heisman tropies" by the Gallup poll.

3) Peter Griffith is mesmorized by the lack of what should be prominent side boob in this photo...

4) What did the Jewish clown-dressed pedophiles say to the little girls while their fathers ran a 5k?

"Wanna buy some candy?"

5) Vikings fans, clueless about how to complain about their team given the steller play of Brett Favre, resort to taunting Purple Jesus, showing him things that can handle the ball without fumbling far better then he can.



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