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Photo caption contest: Look at his junk?

Posted on: December 7, 2009 12:25 pm
 
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December Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator 4
2. River_Rat 3
3. magicandbird 2
3. Tarheel_rockman 2
3. skinsinsk 2
3. kmvenne 2
4. Green Street El 1
4. ktopp24 1
4. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Nov 2, 2006
Posted on: December 9, 2009 6:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at his junk?

#1) It's BIG Mike's junk.
#2) What? Quit staring.
#3) Brett- "Dude I could totally use a massage from Brenda right now."
#4) Outside Mike Vick's courtroom



Since: Oct 2, 2006
Posted on: December 9, 2009 1:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at his junk?

3)  Brett Favre to Kurt Warner  "MY STUBBLE IS GREYER THAN YOUR STUBBLE"



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 7, 2009 11:00 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at his junk?

Tarheel_rockman
#1)  Quietly humming to himself to tune out the outside world yet again, Little Billy longs for the day he's old enough to move out of the house.

skinsinsk
2) Somehow, I don't think the "eyeball" test is ever going to come to prominence in Major League Baseball's quest for better steroid testing methods.

D2Moo
3.  Favre to Warner:  Just think, when I finally retire, you'll be the oldest QB in the league.
     Warner to Favre:  When you decide to retire, Mark Sanchez will then be the oldest QB in the league, I'll be long gone collecting Social Security.

Tarheel_rockman
#4)  Torry had always loved Michael, and for his part he had indeed promised many times to party with her after he led the Falcons to a Super Bowl win.  Sadly for her, a Super Bowl Vick-Torry Party was just not in the cards...

kmvenne
5) Al Davis makes a rare public appearance after the Raiders' big win to celebrate with his fans, even inviting a few to celebrate on his personal ferry on the river Styx later in the evening.



River_Rat
Undignified Ways To Die.

1.  Saving your best Yo Momma joke for a ticked off defensive lineman.
2.  Streaking at a Melissa Etheridge Concert.
3.  Trying to elude a massive pass rush while using a walker.
4.  Holding up Vick signs in the middle of the section reserved for PETA.
5.  Letting your Labrador bury the Grim Reapers Tibia while you watch and laugh.


December Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator 4
1. Tarheel_rockman 4
1. River_Rat 4
2. kmvenne 3
2. skinsinsk 3
3. magicandbird 2
4. Green Street El 1
4. D2Moo 1
4. ktopp24 1
4. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: December 7, 2009 9:41 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at his junk?

Photo caption number two (2) - You've heard of strip poker, I seem to be losing at strip sprinting



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: December 7, 2009 9:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at his junk?

Photo caption number one (1) - dID YOU CHECK OUT MY e-BAY STORE?  one man's junk is another man's treasures



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 7, 2009 7:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at his junk?

Undignified Ways To Die.

1.  Saving your best Yo Momma joke for a ticked off defensive lineman.

2.  Streaking at a Melissa Etheridge Concert.

3.  Trying to elude a massive pass rush while using a walker.

4.  Holding up Vick signs in the middle of the section reserved for PETA.

5.  Letting your Labrador bury the Grim Reapers Tibia while you watch and laugh.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 7, 2009 6:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at his junk?

1. Sadly for the gay fan, he didn't get to share in the experience.

2.  Later is was found out that he worked for Hickory Farms and was trying to advertise his Holiday Log.

3.  Brett: "So what do you wanna be when you grow up little boy?"  (cuz, you know, he's old...)

4.  The Dogfighters of America Union try to bring Mike Vick back into the fold.

5.  Sam was able to win back the life of his girlfriend from Death after a hard fought bloody battle of Cat's Cradle.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 7, 2009 6:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at his junk?

Sunday Afternoon at the Movies....The picture that best fits the picture.

1.  The Replacements

2.  The Full Monty

3.  Grumpy Old Men

4.  Dog Day Afternoon

5.  Death Takes A Holiday



Since: Oct 21, 2006
Posted on: December 7, 2009 5:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at his junk?

#3Kurt: Oh hey Santa.
Brett: I am not Santa i am Brett Favre.
Kurt: Well Santa i would love for us to beat the vikings
Brett: That one might not happen sonny.

After the game:
Kurt: Thanks Santa, this is the best Christmas ever!



Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: December 7, 2009 5:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at his junk?

1- see dad, i told you that isn't a normal punishment. so from now on keep your pants on when you get mad.


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