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Photo caption contest: Big Banana!

Posted on: December 10, 2009 11:11 am
 
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December Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 5
2. BuccinGator 4
2. Tarheel_rockman 4
2. kmvenne 4
3. skinsinsk 3
4. magicandbird 2
4. chmearm2 2
4. D2Moo 2
4. ktopp24 2
4. howie115 2
5. Green Street El 1
5. WIBADGERS 1
5. Mister Peaody 1
5. Hoosier Mick 1
5. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Sep 23, 2009
Posted on: December 15, 2009 4:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big Banana!

1.  So this is what Jessica Lange's offspring would've looked like.

2.  Member of the German BikininTeam.

3.  You'll tell me where the oil is, or else!!

4.  I'll give you two dollars for your outfit AND your front row seats to watch the Knicks.

5.  You don't have the balls to comment on this caption.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 12:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big Banana!

Guess who's back!
Back again!
Butta's back...
Tell a friend!
Cue Darth Vader music and lightning...





Welcome back buddy... finally got off the leash eh? Wink



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 12, 2009 4:43 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big Banana!

Guess who's back!
Back again!
Butta's back...
Tell a friend!
Welcome back Butta!! How was being a Tibetan Monk?



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: December 12, 2009 10:27 am
 

Photo caption contest: Big Banana!

Guess who's back!
Back again!
Butta's back...
Tell a friend!

#1: Moments later a confused King Kong sat in shock. "I don't know what happened! I took a bite of the banana, and then it farted and flew away!"
#2: "Revenge Diet!" After her ex King Kong publicly shocked the world with his love for small white chick, Ann Darrow Mrs. Kong stepped out to reveal her hot new look!
#3: Since his embarrassing loss to Anderson Silva, Forrest Griffen has left the UFC to start the highly anticipated Mixed Martial Soccer!
#4: Chris Rock: "Yeah, so my wife said if I ever 'pull a Tiger' she'll gently cup my little rocks, AND THEN CUT IT OFF!" 
Spike: "Dizz-amn"
#5: Hey, that girl has a heart-on!



Since: Nov 12, 2009
Posted on: December 11, 2009 4:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big Banana!

picture 1 caption "is that a banna in your pocket or u just happy to see me"



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 11, 2009 9:36 am
 

Photo caption contest: Big Banana!

Friday Caption Contest!!




Since: Aug 30, 2009
Posted on: December 11, 2009 4:33 am
 

Photo caption contest: Big Banana!

1# King Kongs love was starting to get a little bland. 

3# Because there was someone else that caught his eye

4# There were others willing to fight for her love

5# Chris says why not have two, while Spike thought what a great movie this could be.

6# But in the end there can be ONLY ONE.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 10, 2009 11:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big Banana!

Mister Peabody
1. Bananastrokeitis- a condition that your mother warned you about when you were young wherein too much stroking causes your "banana" to swell, hairy palms, and unconfirmed kitten deaths.

River_Rat
2.  The organization D.A.D.D. (Dads Against Daughters Dating) introduces the first D.A.D.D. approved swim ware for their teenage daughters.

kmvenne
3) Former Irish lightweight contender "The Potato Powerhouse" Punchy McScotch has found new fame after Irish soccer instituted strict new punishments regarding any handballs during league play.

River_Rat
4.  (in an Elmer Fudd Voice)  Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm huntin for pwayoff tickets, but that waskely Nate Wobinson keeps throwing up bwicks.

kmvenne
5) I once wore a shirt that said "I (heart) Rodebang" myself, but the only people that took pictures of me were burly members of the Virginia Department of Transportation, while inviting me to the nearest truck stop around midnight....




RealityBall
The Five Biggest Lies
1. "Fooling Mother Nature."
Don't think a gorilla will fall for a blow-up banana when you got your last breadstick in your mouth.

2. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
But sometimes it's just about impossible to find a guy THAT much into fake boobs.

3. "You can fool some of the people some of the time..."
Just don't push it by showing the unbound hands in your magic torture act.

4. "Don't forget your roots."
Nope. When you're really really rich you DON'T have to keep up with the latest gang signs.

5. "Advertising."
If ya wanna sell me a watch don't use some sex muffin holding a fuzzy ball in a provocative way.
What's the price range again?




December Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 7
2. kmvenne 6
3. BuccinGator 4
3. Tarheel_rockman 4
4. skinsinsk 3
5. magicandbird 2
5. chmearm2 2
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. D2Moo 2
5. ktopp24 2
5. howie115 2
6. Green Street El 1
6. WIBADGERS 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. Mister Peaody 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1
6. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Oct 30, 2006
Posted on: December 10, 2009 8:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big Banana!

Picture 1: 25 years later, Patrick Ewing still gets taunted with bananas by racist Providence fans.
      
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Picture 2: In Paris, Amelie is still protesting bikini waxes.

Picture 3: Peter painfully reminds John that Australia is not an island on his head.

Picture 4: Chris Rock tells Spike Lee that it could have been a lot worse for Tiger, Elin could have waited until he fell asleep.

Picture 5: Cindy brags about her romantic date with Lance Armstrong.



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: December 10, 2009 8:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big Banana!

3. The sport of human foosball just never gathered much intrest.Excellent, River.


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