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Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

Posted on: December 14, 2009 12:26 pm
 
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December Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 7
2. kmvenne 6
3. BuccinGator 4
3. Tarheel_rockman 4
4. skinsinsk 3
5. magicandbird 2
5. chmearm2 2
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. D2Moo 2
5. ktopp24 2
5. howie115 2
6. Green Street El 1
6. WIBADGERS 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. Mister Peaody 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1
6. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Sep 23, 2009
Posted on: December 15, 2009 4:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

1.  Mascot for the Springfield Stalkers says it all.

2.  I guess I've been hanging out with Tiger too much!

3.  This kind of support will definitely get Sarah Palin in our corner.

4.  Former member of Australian national swim team was cut due to excessive drag.

5.  So you're saying the bong is over there?



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: December 15, 2009 8:34 am
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

Photo caption number five (5) - This my bong holding technique, it allows for maximum bubbles.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 10:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

skinsinsk
1) Tom only put on this costume to create plausible deniability when he asked young ladies: "Have you ever had a Jack in the Box? Oh, by the way, I'm Jack."

kmvenne
2) "Ha! Got you again! You thought you could get away, but your type are all the same, always turning to the left...."

Hoosier Mick
3) "No, no... I said "ilk" not "elk"! This just proves my point! I said I didn't want to be seen with you or your ilk... you idiot!"

Tarheel_rockman
#4)  Tank tops are always so revealing -- you can tell this gal's a little older than she appears by the fact the Union Jack is flying a little closer to half-mast than it used to...

D2Moo
5.  Of course we're all breaking records today.  That water is freakin' cold.




ktopp24
Rumors as to where BuccinGator is:

#1 - He was recently spotted and the stalker awards in Tokyo wearing the clown costume he wears to birthday parties. But he got away before any arrest was made.

#2 - Next, reports of him disguised as a NASCAR driver started surfacing in southern Florida. But those turned out to be false and proven to have been started by somebody named Shuless Joe. But every attempt to find this Joe person were blocked by somebody in a green wig, high heels, fishnet stockings, and named River_Rat.

#3 - Authorities then received a tip from the European soccer community that the infamous BuccinGator was seen running around the fields in a speedo, wearing a moosehead and screaming "I'M A SHRIMP!!! LOOK AT ME!!!". But that turned out to be a wierdo named kmvenne.

#4 - An anonymous phone call was recieved from the Seattle area claiming to have seen BuccinGator asking people if they know where the iCarly studios were. Feds were sent to the scene but all they found was a man dressed as a fish holding a sign that said "My name is Tarheel_Rockman and I love Miranda Cosgrove".

#5 - The latest trail lead police to the Olympic training facilities in South America where BuccinGator was supposedly getting stoned with Micheal Phelps. But that just turned out to be Michael Phelps getting stoned.



December Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 7
1. kmvenne 7
2. Tarheel_rockman 5
3. BuccinGator 4
3. skinsinsk 4
4. D2Moo 3
4. ktopp24 3
5. magicandbird 2
5. chmearm2 2
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. Hoosier Mick 2
5. howie115 2
6. Green Street El 1
6. WIBADGERS 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. Mister Peaody 1
6. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: December 14, 2009 9:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

Rumors as to where BuccinGator is:

#1 - He was recently spotted and the stalker awards in Tokyo wearing the clown costume he wears to birthday parties. But he got away before any arrest was made.

#2 - Next, reports of him disguised as a NASCAR driver started surfacing in southern Florida. But those turned out to be false and proven to have been started by somebody named Shuless Joe. But every attempt to find this Joe person were blocked by somebody in a green wig, high heels, fishnet stockings, and named River_Rat.

#3 - Authorities then received a tip from the European soccer community that the infamous BuccinGator was seen running around the fields in a speedo, wearing a moosehead and screaming "I'M A SHRIMP!!! LOOK AT ME!!!". But that turned out to be a wierdo named kmvenne.

#4 - An anonymous phone call was recieved from the Seattle area claiming to have seen BuccinGator asking people if they know where the iCarly studios were. Feds were sent to the scene but all they found was a man dressed as a fish holding a sign that said "My name is Tarheel_Rockman and I love Miranda Cosgrove".

#5 - The latest trail lead police to the Olympic training facilities in South America where BuccinGator was supposedly getting stoned with Micheal Phelps. But that just turned out to be Michael Phelps getting stoned.   

 


I like the angle, ktopp.  BuccinGator could very well be the kind who likes to toy with the authorities.



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: December 14, 2009 7:43 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

4)  I'll take my banana and divide it between you two.  Is that funny?  Yes?

Dang, those were pom poms.  I thought those gals were donning stupid wigs, and the Mexican hat guy was pushing bananas on their heads.  I'll have what Michael Phelps is smoking.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 14, 2009 7:34 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

Rumors as to where BuccinGator is:

#1 - He was recently spotted and the stalker awards in Tokyo wearing the clown costume he wears to birthday parties. But he got away before any arrest was made.

#2 - Next, reports of him disguised as a NASCAR driver started surfacing in southern Florida. But those turned out to be false and proven to have been started by somebody named Shuless Joe. But every attempt to find this Joe person were blocked by somebody in a green wig, high heels, fishnet stockings, and named River_Rat.

#3 - Authorities then received a tip from the European soccer community that the infamous BuccinGator was seen running around the fields in a speedo, wearing a moosehead and screaming "I'M A SHRIMP!!! LOOK AT ME!!!". But that turned out to be a wierdo named kmvenne.

#4 - An anonymous phone call was recieved from the Seattle area claiming to have seen BuccinGator asking people if they know where the iCarly studios were. Feds were sent to the scene but all they found was a man dressed as a fish holding a sign that said "My name is Tarheel_Rockman and I love Miranda Cosgrove".

#5 - The latest trail lead police to the Olympic training facilities in South America where BuccinGator was supposedly getting stoned with Micheal Phelps. But that just turned out to be Michael Phelps getting stoned.   


Sorry guys, had to fix a spelling error....



Since: Apr 16, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 7:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

1:  Has anyone seen Ronald McDonald
2:  Get a real Job HONEY!
3:  Dude, a bet is a bet
4:  My parents suck
5: ....and he has kind bud?



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 14, 2009 6:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

Rumors as to where BuccinGator is:

#1 - He was recently spotted and the stalker awards in Tokyo wearing the clown costume he wears to birthday parties. But he got away before any arfrest was made.

#2 - Next, reports of him disguised as a NASCAR driver started surfacing in southern Florida. But those turned out to be false and proven to have been started by somebody named Shuless Joe. But every attempt to find this Joe person were blocked by somebody in a green wig, high heels, fishnet stockings, and named River_Rat.

#3 - Authorities then received a tip from the European soccer community that the infamous BuccinGator was seen running around the fields in a speedo, wearing a moosehead and screaming "I'M A SHRIMP!!! LOOK AT ME!!!". But that turned out to be a wierdo named kmvenne.

#4 - An anonymous phone call was recieved from the Seattle area claiming to have seen BuccinGator asking people if they know where the iCarly studios were. Feds were sent to the scene but all they found was a man dressed as a fish holding a sign that said "My name is Tarheel_Rockman and I love Miranda Cosgrove".

#5 - The latest trail lead police to the Olympic training facilities in South America where BuccinGator was supposedly getting stoned with Micheal Phelps. But that just turned out to be Michael Phelps getting stoned.   



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 14, 2009 5:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

#2 - In the newly released rules for the 2010 24 Hours of Daytona race, drivers who are not currently driving the car must watch re-runs of "Earnest goes to Camp" and fence a MILF wihout a sword.  



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 5:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

That's underrated brilliance right there. Nice job. Thanks man. I like the theme, but I wish I had time to craft something a little better with... :)


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