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Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

Posted on: December 14, 2009 12:26 pm
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December Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 7
2. kmvenne 6
3. BuccinGator 4
3. Tarheel_rockman 4
4. skinsinsk 3
5. magicandbird 2
5. chmearm2 2
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. D2Moo 2
5. ktopp24 2
5. howie115 2
6. Green Street El 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. Mister Peaody 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1
6. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 5:12 pm

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

1)  You think this guy is creepy?  You should see the clowns at upper deck rows 38YY and ZZ. 

Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 5:02 pm

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

#4)  Tank tops are always so revealing -- you can tell this gal's a little older than she appears by the fact the Union Jack is flying a little closer to half-mast than it used to... 

Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: December 14, 2009 4:56 pm

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

1) Tom only put on this costume to create plausible deniability when he asked young ladies: "Have you ever had a Jack in the Box? Oh, by the way, I'm Jack."

3) It's always funny to put a mascot head on an unsuspecting teammate. It's even better if it's a moose head and your teammate's last name is Knuckles.

3) This isn't the first time he put something brown and hairy on his teammates head.

5) Michael Phelps nails the "creepy guy smoking a cigarette in the corner of a coffee shop" look.

Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 4:56 pm

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

#4)  Sarah had convinced herself for six months that by becoming a brunette she had completely shaken off the "dumb blonde" feeling, until that one moment of revelation when she realized her brother-in-law of eight years was a complete jerk.

Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 4:48 pm

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

#2)  "....Awwww, C'mon now Sis...I only touched your boobies a little..."

Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 4:46 pm

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

#3)  It's a common practice for Canadian soccer teams to raise a Moosehead after every victory.  In America, we prefer ours cold and in a glass.

Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: December 14, 2009 4:19 pm

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

1) This was bravery in its highest.  Pantomime court jester Adolf donned the extra gloves in memory of his fallen comrade who was beaten to death outside the stadium after annoying the crowd.  The crowd?  Well, they're a little on edge with the recent ban of all verbal speech within the stadium grounds.  They can only cheer via fringed banners so as not to incite another riot or pantomime beating.  Here they are showing good restraint, even though the pantomime's costume bells are driving them crazy.

2) Junior says, in remarkable calmness, that before Jenny pushes any further it was his back cyst that needed popped.  The front is not nearly as noticeable.

3) We'll never know if the moosehead was just pulled off or about to be put on.  The incessant lame pranks of Jorge were ignored either way, to the point where he was cracking up.

4)  I'll take my banana and divide it between you two.  Is that funny?  Yes?

5)  The girls were disappointed when Phelps started chuckling like Beavis.  They knew he was back on the bong.

Since: Dec 10, 2009
Posted on: December 14, 2009 3:55 pm

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

5.)  What? swimmers can't have playoff beards?

4.) ...Australian for drunk

3.) Trust me, he won't get mad.  You should see where Pablo's head is right now

2.) You hit.... my......shut-down.......switch....

1.) the other side of the banner says '...and I always will'

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 3:46 pm

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

Of course you'll never.....

1.  Of course you'll never walk alone with this clown around,  He's a stalker!

2.  Of course you'll never wreck my boyfriends car ever again while he's passing your sorry dead ass.

3.  Of course you'll never score an own goal again and have to go through a tough practice with a smelly mascots head on.

4.  Of course you'll never again sit in front of someone who immigrated to Austraila from Mexico.  Especially after he and his swarmy girlfriend have been sharing a large bottle of cheap tequila.

5.  Of course you'll never see a picture of Michael and a bong ever again.  His bodyguard collects all the cell phones at the parties now.

Caption of the Month Club bonus selection

5.  Of course you'll never have a shot a being with him even though you look longingly at him from behind.  You don't like the 100M "breaststroke" nearly as much as his girlfriend does.

Since: Sep 22, 2009
Posted on: December 14, 2009 3:43 pm

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

Picture 1 - Usually stalkers try to stay under the radar but this guy brings his A-Game mocking his pray with a banner!
Picture 2 - A simple "Your not a part of the race team anymore" would have been sufficient.
Picture 3 - Ok Ok i put this on his head and then you kick him in the will be hilarious just like that american show, Jackass.
Picture 4 - Well these pom-poms will cover her face, now if i only had a poncho to cover that horrible cleavage!!
Picture 5 - Can I extend an offer to you ladies for the party in my speedo? Meet me over there in the warming pool.

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