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Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

Posted on: December 14, 2009 12:26 pm
 
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December Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 7
2. kmvenne 6
3. BuccinGator 4
3. Tarheel_rockman 4
4. skinsinsk 3
5. magicandbird 2
5. chmearm2 2
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. D2Moo 2
5. ktopp24 2
5. howie115 2
6. Green Street El 1
6. WIBADGERS 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. Mister Peaody 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1
6. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Nov 28, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 3:34 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

1.  Pagliacci....Pagliacci, get your Pagliacci tickets here.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: December 14, 2009 3:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild


Mr. Sparkles hated the music of both Whitesnake and Green Day.
That's underrated brilliance right there. Nice job.
1) I actually wear that exact same outfit when I stare into my ex-fiancee's windows during weekend afternoons. Except mine reads "I'll never wank alone." And I'm never wearing pants.

2) "Ha! Got you again! You thought you could get away, but your type are all the same, always turning to the left...."

3) "Do not go so fast, heart that is sweet! I will no choose the Moose's for today's game! Now see, here is the part where I would put on the head of our mascot, if we in fact could afford one. And many would cheer. What do you mean this is lame? Mr. Lee Corso makes millions doing this in America!"

4) The execs at Fosters couldn't decide if they should use the two girls with pom poms on their head over the caption "wig", or the guy in the Mexican hat over the caption "wannabe ladies man", before cutting to the Fosters can and "beer".

5) Michael Phelps, having already lost all his sponsors, surrounds himself with some 6's and cuts an impromptu ad for Extenze. Tiger Woods, this is a mirror to your future.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 3:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

2.  Earnest gets caught imitating a F1 driver when he asks innocently,  "What are the rules here about bump drafting?"  Apparently the punishment is quite severe.

4.  Nikki and Pam weren't real thrilled about being dressed up like a couple of M & M's without their permission.

5.  Of course we're all breaking records today.  That water is freakin' cold.



Since: Oct 17, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 3:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

Photo 4.  Male Logic: If I put my pom poms on their heads, maybe they will put their pom poms on my head.



Since: Oct 17, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 3:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

Photo 3.     ...and the mascot would taunt them no more!



Since: Oct 17, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 2:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

Photo 5.  Did you guys hear the Dutch brought brownies for after the meet?  You know...BROWNIES!



Since: Oct 17, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 2:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

2.  The studio thought they were quite clear by sending a messanger to deliver, quite literally, the death to "Ernest Goes to the Track".



Since: Oct 17, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2009 2:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

Photo 1.  After 17 years as a season ticket holder, Ralph felt confident this was the year he would get on the JumboTron.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 14, 2009 2:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

1) You'll never walk alone espicially if you join Shriner Troop 5 'cause we ride mini bikes where ever we go.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 14, 2009 2:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jokers Wild

5.  "Uh-huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuh!  That springboard went "boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing!! Just like me!  Check it out - I've got my own springboard in my trunks!  Uh huhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuh!"


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