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Photo caption contest: Chinese Hooters

Posted on: December 15, 2009 10:56 am
 
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December Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 7
1. kmvenne 7
2. Tarheel_rockman 5
3. BuccinGator 4
3. skinsinsk 4
4. D2Moo 3
4. ktopp24 3
5. magicandbird 2
5. chmearm2 2
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. Hoosier Mick 2
5. howie115 2
6. Green Street El 1
6. WIBADGERS 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. Mister Peaody 1
6. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 16, 2009 12:27 am
 

Photo caption contest: Chinese Hooters

Not true at all.  I only stalk the Polynesian ones with some college and tuna helper holds up much better in the rain.  Water helps it go down better too.Wink



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 16, 2009 12:26 am
 

Photo caption contest: Chinese Hooters

Also have to give props to ktopp and Hoosier for their sets... definitely would have been good enough to bring home a point on a lot of days.

kmvenne
1) Listen sweetie, see this flag? This is America. When I order tea, I expect a tall, cold glass with iced tea in it. Not some hot, dirty water with a bag in it. Now go get your shirt all wet and bring me what I ordered.

River_Rat
2.  Somehow Willy, the crosseyed zookeeper, was able to keep his job, even though the poor monkeys were starving.

Strictly Butta
#3- Local scientists rushed to the once-thought uninhabited fresh water lake after various reports of star-fish were reported seen over the weekend

Ktopp24
#4 - After losing to Alabama last week, the Florida Gator mascot had to fulfill his end of the bet with UGA the Georgia Bulldog and dye his hair red, wear a speedo, and have his picture taken with a hot chick at the next Florida basketball game.

kmvenne
5) The Irish National Team soccer coach realizes a split second too late that he's about to get his picture taken holding a soccer ball, knowing full well he is about to be fodder for another lame kmvenne "handball" joke.


mrgianetti4
Headlines From the New York Post this coming week:

#1 MONDAY    WHAT A DRAG!  Tiger caught in drag and fans still love him!
#2 TUESDAY    THREE UNDER PAR  Tiger threesome involving a banana!
#3 WEDNESDAY   WATER HAZZARD!  Photos of Tiger in Playboy Mansion Grotto!!!
#4 THURSDAY   ALL ABOOT TIGER  Tiger's Universe travels to Ms Canada's "Love Shack"
#5  FRIDAY     
; STROKED  Tiger stuck his finger where?????

December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 9
2. River_Rat 8
3. Tarheel_rockman 5
4. BuccinGator 4
4. ktopp24 4
4. skinsinsk 4
5. D2Moo 3
6. magicandbird 2
6. chmearm2 2
6. Mister Peabody 2
6. Hoosier Mick 2
6. howie115 2
7. Green Street El 1
7. Strictly Butta 1
7. mrgianetti4 1
7. WIBADGERS 1
7. RealityBall 1
7. Mister Peaody 1
7. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 15, 2009 11:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Chinese Hooters

Things Strictly Butta has missed in the last year and needs to know about the caption crew...

#1 - D2Moo and skinsinsk are stalkers of asian Hooters waitresses. They also like to eat Hamburger Helper together in the rain.

#2 - BuccinGator had a stroke thanks to the shrapnel lodged in his head from Vietnam and now likes to "flog his dolphin" on statues.

#3 - River_Rat (left) and Tarheel_Rockman (2nd from right) like to have pictures of their butts taken and posted on male college students facebook pages.

#4 - Joe is now Josephina and won the Miss Canada contest 2 years ago. He now hangs out at WNBA games looking for Mr. Right.

#5 - kmvenne likes to play soccer. Need I say more?



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: December 15, 2009 10:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Chinese Hooters

Cause and Effect.....

1) Hooter's gives you wings!

2) Bananas can provide enough potassium to make you hard as a rock!

3) Exposure to sunlight (and even moonlight) helps us produce vitamin D and it boosts the immune system.

4) Just the right amount of cushion makes people want to give that cushion a squeeze!

5) Feeding the entire team bean soup an hour before practice can really foul things up!




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 15, 2009 9:37 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Chinese Hooters

No, Butta, here is what happened. River_Rat scored a 4-pointer day with pictures like that. I have absolutely no idea why they are trying to pin that one on me, seriously. If any of these guys say that I scored a triple when Joe had "pictures of Male Turkish Oil Wrestling day" in this contest, THEY ARE ALL BIG FAT LIARS!!!!


Ummmm River Rat has never scored a 4 pointer, but I think I know somebody that has.  It must be a Packer thing. Tongue out



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 15, 2009 9:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Chinese Hooters

Man i have no idea what I missed but all I can say is I'm glad i did!!!


What happened anyway? Ktopp seems to be getting some sort of assistance for a self immolation (to protest his continued snubs in this contest I'm sure) but you came to the rescue at the last minute???


No, Butta, here is what happened. River_Rat scored a 4-pointer day with pictures like that. I have absolutely no idea why they are trying to pin that one on me, seriously. If any of these guys say that I scored a triple when Joe had "pictures of Male Turkish Oil Wrestling day" in this contest, THEY ARE ALL BIG FAT LIARS!!!!

In all seriousness, congrats on the baby and the girl. Nice job. Just don't let her near Tarheel_Rockman. He might want to touch her illegally.   



Since: Nov 7, 2009
Posted on: December 15, 2009 8:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Chinese Hooters

Headlines From the New York Post this coming week:

#1 MONDAY    WHAT A DRAG!  Tiger caught in drag and fans still love him!

#2 TUESDAY    THREE UNDER PAR  Tiger threesome involving a banana!

#3 WEDNESDAY   WATER HAZZARD!  Photos of Tiger in Playboy Mansion Grotto!!!

#4 THURSDAY   ALL ABOOT TIGER  Tiger's Universe travels to Ms Canada's "Love Shack"

#5  FRIDAY     
; STROKED  Tiger stuck his finger where?????



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: December 15, 2009 7:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Chinese Hooters

See... we even have inside jokes. Butta has no idea what we're even talking about. Tongue out

Man i have no idea what I missed but all I can say is I'm glad i did!!!


What happened anyway? Ktopp seems to be getting some sort of assistance for a self immolation (to protest his continued snubs in this contest I'm sure) but you came to the rescue at the last minute???



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: December 15, 2009 6:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Chinese Hooters

#1)  GUY: "...tell me, sweetie, do your flag stripes run vertical, or horizontal like in the rumor...hehhehheh..."
HOOTERS GIRL:  "...you know, that would look good on your casket, GI..."



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: December 15, 2009 6:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Chinese Hooters

At CHINESE HOOTERS you will find these (American) Chinese Food Dishes:

1) Egg Foo Young with two pickled eggs OR St. Paul Sandwich (Egg Foo Young between two pieces of white bread)

2) Stone Soup with Rhino horn shavings

3) Two shriveled spring rolls with oyster sauce and fortune cookies

4) Kung Pao (tastes-just-like) Chicken and Bird's Nest Soup with large melons balls

5) Crab Rangoon


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