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Photo caption contest: Big shots!

Posted on: December 16, 2009 10:52 am
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December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 9
2. River_Rat 8
3. Tarheel_rockman 5
4. BuccinGator 4
4. ktopp24 4
4. skinsinsk 4
5. D2Moo 3
6. magicandbird 2
6. chmearm2 2
6. Mister Peabody 2
6. Hoosier Mick 2
6. howie115 2
7. Green Street El 1
7. Strictly Butta 1
7. mrgianetti4 1
7. WIBADGERS 1
7. RealityBall 1
7. Mister Peaody 1
7. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

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Since: Aug 31, 2008
Posted on: December 22, 2009 12:30 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big shots!

1.Racer : "Bro, Thats a pretty big needle are you sure thats were it goes."

Injector : " Trust me man, I have done this hundreds of times. How do you think Floyd Landis won?"

Racer : " Alright, just hurry up. I have a race to win." 




Since: May 28, 2008
Posted on: December 17, 2009 5:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big shots!

3). man feeling muscle (Brent): How did you get your muscles so big?

man with muscles: Oh, I got my hair so nice and smooth and dandruff free with head and shoulders.

Brent: I didn't ask th-

man with muscles: You did with your eyes Brent, you did with your eyes.

Brent: Okay, you got me, sorry.




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 17, 2009 7:37 am
 

Photo caption contest: Big shots!

River_Rat
4.  The mascot was forced by management to provide more politically correct signs, rather than the ones displayed at games before questioning the sexual orientation and hygiene practices of the opposing teams and several referees.  Ktopp grudgingly obliged.
River_Rat
Fun things to do during the long Wisconsin Winters (if your name happens to be Ktopp)

1.  Volunteer to be a test subject at the local Veterinarian college.
2. Be a judge at a "Who Has the Most Facial Moles" contest at the local senior center.
3. Draw tattoos in sharpie on yourself from photos in the latest National Geographic.
4. Attend a hockey game armed with your 2008 word a day calendar.
5. Do your best impression of a bass jumping out of the water after you "Hooked that sucker on a buzz bait".
I guess the new unwritten rule is, if you want to get points, just insert "ktopp" somewhere in the caption and it's automatic. But that might only work if your name is River_Rat and you're sleeping with the boss. Cool



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 17, 2009 7:11 am
 

Photo caption contest: Big shots!

 In an effort to bring an NFL franchise to Tokyo, Chinese officials Tokyo...Chinese? Yeah, that's right, I moved Tokyo to China.....wow, am I dumb.



Since: Nov 22, 2009
Posted on: December 17, 2009 1:16 am
 

Photo caption contest: Big shots!

5) Welcome to Iron Chef! This weeks special ingredient "Sumo"  To the kitchen!!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 17, 2009 12:12 am
 

Photo caption contest: Big shots!

Saratoga Rick
1.  Looks like vitamin B-12 to me.  Wh, wait....sorry.  I was looking through my Clemens glasses.

skinsinsk
2) Who did your taxes?
2) Who has the best credit score?
2) Who did a great job playing the dad from Step Brothers?
2) Who's comb-over makes women grab their childrens' hands and walk away in a suspicious fashion?
2) Who can name all the anchors on 60 minutes?

Saratoga Rick
3.  "is this on of those magic eye things?  Wait, I see it.....its an ulna!"

River_Rat
4.  The mascot was forced by management to provide more politically correct signs, rather than the ones displayed at games before questioning the sexual orientation and hygiene practices of the opposing teams and several referees.  Ktopp grudgingly obliged.

kmvenne
5) One would assume that sumo wrestlers got their shape from a diet of Twinkies and Bon Bon's, but when Akichiro was punctured by a stray chopstick and began to float around the arena like a leaking balloon, people knew the entire sport of sumo was literally full of hot air. Sweaty, stinky, hot air.



River_Rat
Fun things to do during the long Wisconsin Winters (if your name happens to be Ktopp)

1.  Volunteer to be a test subject at the local Veterinarian college.
2. Be a judge at a "Who Has the Most Facial Moles" contest at the local senior center.
3. Draw tattoos in sharpie on yourself from photos in the latest National Geographic.
4. Attend a hockey game armed with your 2008 word a day calendar.
5. Do your best impression of a bass jumping out of the water after you "Hooked that sucker on a buzz bait".



December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 10
1. River_Rat 10
2. Tarheel_rockman 5
2. skinsinsk 5
3. BuccinGator 4
3. ktopp24 4
4. D2Moo 3
5. magicandbird 2
5. chmearm2 2
5. Saratoga Rick 2
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. Hoosier Mick 2
5. howie115 2
6. Green Street El 1
6. Strictly Butta 1
6. mrgianetti4 1
6. WIBADGERS 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. Mister Peaody 1
6. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 16, 2009 11:37 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big shots!

#5 - In an effort to bring an NFL franchise to Tokyo, Chinese officials have started training sumo wretlers to be referees. Here, Kukomo, displays his perfect touchdown position. While Yukio does his best "Randy Moss dropping a pass" impersonation.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 16, 2009 11:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big shots!

Side effects include...

1.  Side effects of EPO include a sudden desire to show your butt in public, constipation, and an overwhelming desire to endlessly watch for days guys in bike shorts ride by you in the French countryside.

2.  Side effects of throwing your coach under the bus include excessive running and sweating, loss of income, playing time loss, and sudden changes in the city you are employed in.

3.  Side effects of making fun of someone much larger than you and their new tatoo include bruising, contusions, headache, broken bones and posssible memory loss due to concussion.

4.  Side effects of bad hockey include boredom, loss of appetite for arena hot dogs, suden bursts of depression, and an inability to stand and cheer the team without being prompted by a really lame-o mascot.

5.  Side effects of sumo wrestling include weight gain, desire to wear really skimpy diaper like thongs, jerky muscle movements, the occasional airborne launching of smaller participants, and extra oily hair.

Side effects of not proofreading....typos.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 16, 2009 11:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big shots!

Side effects included...

1.  Side effects of EPO include a sudden desire to show your but in public, constipation, and an overwhelming desire to endlessly watch for days guys in bike shorts ride by you in the French countryside.

2.  Side effects of throwing your coach under the bus include excessive running and sweating, loss of income, playing time loss, and sudden changes in the city you are employed in.

3.  Side effects of making fun of someone much larger than you and their new tatoo include bruising, contusions, headache, broken bones and posssible memory loss due to concussion.

4.  Side effects of bad hockey include boredom, loss of appetite for arena hot dogs, suden bursts of depression, and an inability to stand and cheer the team without being prompted by a really lame-o mascot.

5.  Side effects of sumo wrestling include weight gain, desire to wear really skimpy diaper like thongs, jerky muscle movements, the occasional airborne launching of smaller participants, and extra oily hair.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 16, 2009 10:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big shots!

1.  It's gotten so bad in the Tour de France that even the spectators have to juice up to get through 28 days of sitting on their butts and watching.


Helps to type correctly.


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