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Photo Caption Contest: Holiday Hullabaloo!

Posted on: December 23, 2009 11:50 am
Edited on: December 23, 2009 12:51 pm
 
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December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 16
2. River_Rat 13
3. skinsinsk 7
4. Tarheel_rockman 5
5. BuccinGator 4
5. ktopp24 4
5. D2Moo 4
6. Hoosier Mick 3
6. Mister Peabody 3
7. magicandbird 2
7. chmearm2 2
7. Saratoga Rick 2
7. Strictly Butta 2
7. howie115 2
7. EagleMtnAirtax 2
8. Green Street El 1
8. mrgianetti4 1
8. WIBADGERS 1
8. PheasantPlucker 1
8. RealityBall 1
8. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: Jan 25, 2008
Posted on: January 19, 2010 2:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Holiday Hullabaloo!

1. Oh Damn!  This one was supossed to go to Tiger Wood's house.



Since: Nov 12, 2009
Posted on: December 28, 2009 4:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Holiday Hullabaloo!

#1  should read HOE!HOE!HOE! Merry XXXmas



Since: Feb 26, 2009
Posted on: December 27, 2009 5:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Holiday Hullabaloo!

1) This is so totally what I wanted!

2) Stop doing that I'm about to laugh.

3) What's happenin' I don't wanna look?

4) Wait a second I don't remember getting this shirt.

5) Why did they have to come.



Since: Oct 30, 2006
Posted on: December 24, 2009 3:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Holiday Hullabaloo!

2. George: "Honey, I hear something vibrating, where is the phone?"
    Laura:    *smirks*



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 24, 2009 1:33 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Holiday Hullabaloo!



Lazy Joe caption contest - Christmas Eve style!!



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 24, 2009 12:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Holiday Hullabaloo!

I know that some of you guys read D2Moo's blog from the other day, but to the rest of you guys, it is a MUST read....




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: December 24, 2009 1:18 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Holiday Hullabaloo!

I talked to your boss Joe, and he said he's not paying you for posting after midnight on the 23rd. Just so you know ahead of time...

Great to be back, it's always fun. Glad to be done with the fall madness that was helping my father start up his at-home business and keeping me away from the contest. It was a pain, but then again I was probably a pain to raise, so fair is fair Laughing .

I'll probably make my first trip over to ktopp's blog and play along with you guys over the break. I was afraid to venture over there because I'm not up to date on my tetnus shots, but after seeing no ill effects from any of you guys, I think I'll be ok.

And I echo Joe's thoughts about the "family" aspect. I'd love to take ktopp's place as the resident heel, but you guys are, for the most part, far too nice to bash. At least to bash on a daily basis.

BTW Joe, in 2010 you should make a tag for the last day of captioning each month, maybe a "final scoreboard" tag. Then at the end of the year, one of us can easily add up all the year's points for you and we can all marvel at how much time we really kill during our day over here, and be proud. Take that, The Man!

Enjoy the end of 2009 and enjoy the start of a new decade everyone. Here's hoping for those flying cars finally!

And enjoy your time off Joe! You earned it for putting up with us all for the entire year, my man. Here's hoping Santa brings you some more cheerleader pictures.

Captioner of the Decade,

kmvenne




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 24, 2009 1:17 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Holiday Hullabaloo!

I just wanted to express my gratitude to everyone who has in some way contributed to the madness on this blog.  Through a very tough year the humor has helped me tremendously even if I catch a bit of grief from the Mrs. for doing these sometimes.  Thanks Joe and everyone once again for the laughs.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 24, 2009 12:47 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Holiday Hullabaloo!

First off, a big congratulations to kmvenne who grabbed his fifth title of the calendar year! It's been great to have you back in full effect, buddy. And this last week, the duel between you and Rat led to some great stuff. (Great stuff from everybody, really.)


Second, I'd just like send my warmest holiday wishes to all the caption contest posters. Merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, and an outstanding new year to all of you! Special thoughts going out, once again, to Gator and D2Moo. Don't be strangers, guys. In the worst of times, laughter can be at its most valuable.


And finally, thanks to everyone for another awesome month and another great year! At this point, I don't know what I'd do with myself if I didn't have this outlet/distraction. It's always a nice way to start and end my day. Also, I'm honored that you all keep coming back month after month, and I'm even more honored to see how many of you refer to this group as a "family". I definitely feel the same way.


And on that note... keep an eye on ktopp's blog. He says he may keep everyone busy until I get back! (I'll be around periodically, though. So if anyone needs anything, just shoot me a PM.)




ktopp24
#1 - Man, if that's what Santa brings every year, he can show me his sack anytime.

SaratogaRick
2.  Laura:  "Now George, remember what we practiced.  It's pronounced 'Hawn-a-kuh'"
     W:  "Well, that's what I said.  'Chaka-khan'"

kmvenne
3) After leaving the sharks in a French tank for just a couple months, scientists found that the sharks would instinctivly surrender at the first sign of danger, even something as trivial as a bouncing santa hat. This proves the age old theory that it must be something in the water that makes all the French such surrender monkeys.

kmvenne
4) Dradle Champion Ari Weinstein proudly wore this shirt everywhere he went, complete with a hat that reads "All I do is spin Gimel". He is, as of press time, still a virgin.

skinsinsk
5) It was funny at first. Santa, Mrs. Claus, and a helper would show up at his games and stare despondantly at the back of his head. He wondered why they didn't cheer. Then he would see them sitting at bus stops on his drive home. He chalked it up to coincidence. But now he can't pull back the shower curtain without seeing their dead little eyes staring back at him or walk the street at night without hearing the dull thud of shoes with curled toes. Santa's watching. Oh, how he's watching.



River_Rat
Twas the Night Before Caption Christmas

1.  Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the place, Ktopp was trying to get yet another girl to sit on his face.
2.  George in his suit and Laura in her dress, knew the 3 missing candles meant George had made another big mess.
3.  When in the aquarium there arose such a noise, Phillip's wetsuit had been chumed and the sharks were hungary boys.
4.  When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but kmvenne winning a dradle tournament, man this has really been his year.
5. As Santa scowled at poor Joe, he knew naughty boys wouldn't get even a bow.  But Joe just skated off and grabbed a beer, and exclaimed "screw it I'm on vacation, see you next year."

December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 18
2. River_Rat 14
3. skinsinsk 8
4. Tarheel_rockman 5
4. ktopp24 5
5. BuccinGator 4
5. D2Moo 4
6. Hoosier Mick 3
6. Mister Peabody 3
6. SaratogaRick 3
7. magicandbird 2
7. chmearm2 2
7. Strictly Butta 2
7. howie115 2
7. EagleMtnAirtax 2
8. Green Street El 1
8. mrgianetti4 1
8. WIBADGERS 1
8. PheasantPlucker 1
8. RealityBall 1
8. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat
December Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 24, 2009 12:07 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Holiday Hullabaloo!

Well. I accidently bagged in on Skins #2.  Sorry about that.  Oops, got to go, the cookies are about to burn.  Later all.


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