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Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

Posted on: January 4, 2010 10:52 am

... to be back!  Happy New Year, everyone! Laughing

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January Scoreboard
No scores yet.

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 4, 2010 9:32 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

Picture 1: In the competition for "Creepiest thing I'll see in 2010", I think it's safe to say that we've got a leader in the clubhouse. Surprised

Since: Dec 8, 2008
Posted on: January 4, 2010 9:25 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

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I'm the King of the Wor.. Rats Farve just threw another pick.

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Poised for epic playoff failure, the Vikings mascot relives his favorite scene in Titanic

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Dexter Poin knows that his team Owns the Third Quarter

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Let's see those Bears from Big Apple Circus top this

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Uncle Walt fondly recalls his day as a scalp masseur

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With Tiger on hiatus, golfers resort to do whatever they can to get Rachel Uchitel's attention.

Since: Apr 23, 2009
Posted on: January 4, 2010 7:53 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

1. OK I'm ready. Chad come blow my horn.
5. Your a cocktail waitress? Good I'm Tiger - wanna hang out?

Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: January 4, 2010 7:03 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

Photo 1:If we don't put a stop to this Ugg's epidemic, this may be the future of our cheerleaders!

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Welcome ladies and gentleman to the "Odds Or Evens" Championship of the Woooorrrrrld!!!

Photo 3:
1 ball...1 wheel...1 dream!

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...but the medication helped and now my prostate is only about this big. Soooo what are you doin' after this?

Phtot 5:
And in the world of sports today, Tiger Woods' lawsuits were all dropped when it was revealed that it was infact this man that seduced numerous cocktail waitresses across the country.

Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 4, 2010 6:01 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

1) Ever wonder how they make that annoying Viking horn sound after each home Minnesota first down? This mascot shows you just how forceful the farts are to create such a noise....

2) Joe: Let's play obscure sports picture trivia! It's time for the final round! Name, THIS GUY

kmvenne: Mark Webster, former 2008 BDO darts champion of the world, semifinal loser to Phil "The Power" Taylor in the 2010 PDC World Darts Championship, best Welsh darts player in the world.

Joe: That's....right?!?! And it's oddly funny that you know that, kmvenne.

kmvenne: That's why it counts as a caption entry, Joe!

(Yea, I watch darts. It's the biggest indoor sport in England! Don't hate!)

3) Special Olympic wheelchair basketball ringers practice seated shots and show off their functional legs during top secret practice sessions.

4) Oh yes, I may be drunk, but I do believe I have a 1/3rd chance of copping a fine feel.......DRAT!

5) You wanna know why this photo ends right above the beltline? Let's just say, you put a Tiger face on, and some loose women will drop to their knees instantly....

Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: January 4, 2010 5:35 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

It's Tax Time:

1. Uncle Sam stretches after a long winters nap as he gets ready to once again raid the pockets of the poor for their taxes.

2. Bobby shows how many times he has won his office pools this year earning a cool thousand in the process. The IRS auditor who took his picture kindly reminds him that he has to report that as income.

3. Sam's parents are hoping that the unicycle is a tax deduction. Too bad, but at least they can look forward to all the tax breaks they'll be getting with the ensuing medical bills.

4. Even the rich start to panic at tax time. oh wait, that's just the caterer.

5. Unfortunately, a paper cutout of Tiger Wood's head won't keep the IRS from taxing you; a copy of his social security number on the other hand might help you avoid paying tax.

Since: Oct 14, 2008
Posted on: January 4, 2010 4:52 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

1. Brett Farve's control of the Vikings organization has obviously affected the cheerleading staff as well.

2. Champion of the 1st Annual 2 For the Pink, 1 For the Stink Contest.

3.  This kid can really shoot, I heard that when these kids miss in practice, their coach removes their seats.

4.The Shadow strangler strikes again!

5. Players on tour are developing new ways to hang out with their girlfriends without their wives noticing on national television.

Since: Jun 5, 2007
Posted on: January 4, 2010 4:26 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

1. Kiss me you mad, mad fool!

2. This many.

3. Maybe this sport will recieve enough popularity so the coaches can afford a bench for for each team.

4. I make doggy shadow on you.

5. True definition of self loathing. 

Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: January 4, 2010 3:31 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

#5 -- Fred Funk:  "Hope this works.  What was it... 17... 18...?  Hell, I'll settle for ONE!"

Since: Aug 18, 2007
Posted on: January 4, 2010 3:00 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

1.  David was an avid Vikings fan as apparent from his costume, but he also loved chocalate and went too far with his demonstration of what he felt like when he "bit into a York Peppermint Pattie" by grabbing a cheerleader's pom-poms and running to the center of the field at halftime.

2.  Three - The number of darts each player tosses per round AND the number of persons actually watching the match.

3.  Jack was just happy to be playing in the game.  Earlier, Brian showed up with black tires which aren't allowed because they mark the court, so Jack got the nod to start from the coach.

4.  "The better to eat you with!" shouted the married senator and chairman of the ethics committe who momentarily forgot the rule of no fraternizing with the interns after downing one to many at the Christmas mixer.

5.  Don Johnson was determined to win the last Pro-Am tournament of the year and took the "Eye-of-the-Tiger" mentality to a whole new level.

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