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Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

Posted on: January 4, 2010 10:52 am

... to be back!  Happy New Year, everyone! Laughing

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January Scoreboard
No scores yet.

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Sep 24, 2006
Posted on: January 4, 2010 2:36 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

Photo #2 - After all these years Steve Bartman still reminds the Cubs that they still only needed three outs against the Marlins.

Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: January 4, 2010 1:59 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

#4 -- Even into their senior years, ex-geeks labor over the choice of going for the breasts or checking for Vulcan ears.

Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: January 4, 2010 1:55 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

#2 -- In a photo from 1979, Howie the cross-country runner proudly announces he has reached a personal-best by bench-pressing three pounds.

Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: January 4, 2010 1:48 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

#1 -- After the tryouts for the Siberia Express cheerleaders initially drew no participants, the committee had to lower its standards a bit.

Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: January 4, 2010 1:44 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

1.  While Igor the Flamer thought the raid was a great success, Erik the Red and crew decided Cheerleader Island should be scratched from the list of places to pillage.

1.  If you are going hunting for wolf pelts to make sleeves for your jacket, best arm youself with more than pom poms.

2.  Since his retirement, Bill Gates' bowling league team has really improved. 

2.  Ex-nerd Lewis Skolnick confirms that he has indeed seen three breasts, two on Betty Childs and the other one was when he accidently walked in on his mother in the bathroom after her mastectomy.

3.  But Mark's breakaway layup was short lived as he was assessed a technical foul for playing with the ace of spades clothespinned to his fork.

3.  The UBA is rapidly closing in on the WNBA in ticket sales.

4.  His aim and timing seem perfect, but then she sat down.

4.  Merv the Perv often made suggestions to unsuspecting women on how much they should change their cup size.

5.  But ventriliquist comedian Jeff Dunham's newest puppet was not such a big hit with the audiences, a Tiger....on a Steeek. 

5.  Nike has announced that they will not drop Tiger Woods as a spokesman.  They have however changed the slogan for their golf balls.  Nike balls, the'll find any hole.

Since: Mar 21, 2009
Posted on: January 4, 2010 1:40 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

4. "Are they really plastic?"

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 4, 2010 1:31 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

A new year full of Glee....(oh Lord, help every one of us)....

1.  After seeing the show Glee with his teenage daughter, Erik the Bold decides to volunteer at the her high school and is showing the kids how to end a big song.

2.  Nick is a computer programmer from Greece.  He likes the Fox show Glee.  Fans of that show have a nickname (no, not that one!).  This makes Nick a Greek geek gleek.

3.  Comibing the basketball team with the glee club made for an interesting sport.  The riding unicycles and doing layups while singing old RUN-DMC tunes proved to be harder than anyone expected though.

4.  Not everyone is meant to be a singer.  Sally kept laughing when the voice coach kept reaching for her neck when she attempted to sing Lady Gaga tunes.

5.  Even professional golfers have gotten into the glee club bit.  Here one PGA member holds up a Tiger face while crooning Green Day's Time Of Your Life.

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 4, 2010 1:02 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

1.  Here's a viking who saw Titanic one too many times and has a tendency to daydream while on the job.

2.  How many fingers am I holding up?  Seriously, I need to know.  I've drunk myself blind to the sound of old T-Rex.

3.  Some guys will do anything to impress the girls.

3.  They invited Shaq to ride with them, but he broke every unicycle they put him on.

4.  Jerry Sprenger plays out a scene from his favorite show ever, trailer trash vampires.

5.  I thought Tiger only let women handle his stick. 

Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: January 4, 2010 12:58 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

1. After claims of sexual harassment surfaced again regarding Vikings players and their cheerleaders, the team was forced to result to Capital One Card vikings for their half time performances.

2. Dewey Fitzsimmons proudly displays three fingers for each of his three one man ping pong championships.

3. Ireland defeats Finland 2-0 in the first annual unicycle basketball world championships

4. Another US senator caught on film in a compromising position.

5. After wearing out the Miami Vice effect, Don Johnson reverts to drastic measures to attract the ladies.

Theme - Wannabees

1. Thor had long aspired to be a Vikings dancer and finally came to to point to make the sentiment public.

2. Jimmy shows his number of failures to mom after being rejected by the Pro Bowlers Association, American Dart Association, and the local chess club.

3. Too short for the High School basketball team and too tall for the circus, Michael combines his two loves in an effort to create his own niche.

4. Wanting to be like Joakim Noah (see ktopps photo number 2 from 12/28), Allan agressively goes after the loose ball.

5. In an effort to make the Tin Cup experience a reality, Johnson takes on the image of Tiger Woods in a regional qualifier.

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 4, 2010 12:45 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Feels so good...

Joe, I'll do the faceoff if you need someone.

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