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Photo Caption Contest: Pick-up lines...

Posted on: January 5, 2010 10:58 am
 
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January Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 2
2. PSU_PhilliesFan 1
2. magicandbird 1
2. howie 115 1
2. ATLBravesN2007 1


Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: January 6, 2010 12:51 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Pick-up lines...

Picture 5:
The Notre Dame job isn't the only thing Charlie lost this week.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 6, 2010 12:03 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Pick-up lines...

Oops... forgot to change the scores. Undecided

January Scoreboard

1. River_Rat 2
1. magicandbird 2
1. howie115 2
2. PSU_PhilliesFan 1
2. kmvenne 1
2. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
2. wetookthebait 1
2. ktopp24 1
2. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 5, 2010 11:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Pick-up lines...

Lotta nice sets today, as well as some great submissions for No. 1. The Bret Michaels reference was classic!


kmvenne
1) So, where do you live in Idaho? Someplace outside of Boise? Me too! Jack over here, he lives IN Boise! Imagine how exciting that must be!

wetookthebait
2. Raspberry beret, the kind you'd find on a vacant-stared Arabic cricket player.

ktopp24
#3 - At the Justin Timberlake concert in San Francisco, Chip and Bruce ran out of of crayons just before JT took the stage and had to make do with what they had done.

howie115
#4 (alternate) -- My wife has a pair of shorts much like this, except hers have enough room to say, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!!!"

EagleMTnAirtax
5. Not considered Tiger material, these ladies try to get in on the action by swinging Lefty.


magicandbird
Theme: Overkill

1. Sunbathing extremist Marci is seen here recruiting new members.
2. After Najeri's wife told him the beard was hot, he decided he would go for the ZZ Top look
3. Excessive paint use ruins the effect of an incoherent sign.
4. Denver fans take their Orange Crush to a new level
5. Sally, Jessie and Sarah resort to shameful self promotion after being rejected for the cast of Charlie's Angels III.



January Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 2
2. PSU_PhilliesFan 1
2. magicandbird 1
2. howie 115 1
2. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 5, 2010 11:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Pick-up lines...

Should have read yours before posting mine.  ktopp24 always draws first blood.A'int no big thang hoops, a'int no big thang.



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: January 5, 2010 10:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Pick-up lines...

#1 - "Seriously?!? You were the lead singer of Poison? Well, that explains the big hair, make-up, and cowboy hat. But why the girl shoes?"


Should have read yours before posting mine.  ktopp24 always draws first blood.



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: January 5, 2010 10:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Pick-up lines...

1) Steven Tyler? I hardly recognized you.  You're a BSU fan?

2) If you say "scram, he's got a bomb" one more time, I'ma gonna keel you

5) Ok, I'll buy the comparison to Charlie's Angels as soon as I finish this six pack.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 5, 2010 9:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Pick-up lines...

Welcome back Buccingator. 

What Buc saw at Tim Tebow's last game.

1.  Buc thought it was nice that the Boise State fans saw Tim's greatness and donned Florida colors.  Then he realized that Boise was just ripping off the old Denver Broncos colors and changed the channel.

2.  Of course the last game drew Gator fans from all over the world.  Even Buc's cousin from New Dehli had to come to see Tim one last time.  That and Buc owed him $2000 rupees for the plane ticket.

3.  Yes, Buc thought, Tim is always just in time.

4.  Buc investigates closely a young woman's crush on Tebow.  Buc questions her loyalty to Florida by pointing out Tim gets Touchdowns.  He doesn't settle for field goals.

5.  Late at night, after the Sugar Bowl, Buc's eyes plays tricks on him through the tears.  Somehow Phil's Angels became Tim's Cougars. 

Buc is really going to miss Tim Tebow.

Awesome, Moo.  Good to see you in here, too.  Yup, I'll miss him.  I think we'll be okay, although we'll have some rebuilding to do for BCS titles.  SEC titles and Sugar Bowls aren't out of the question, though.  One of the best leaders and winners I've ever seen.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 5, 2010 9:40 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Pick-up lines...

Welcome back Buccingator. 

What Buc saw at Tim Tebow's last game.

1.  Buc thought it was nice that the Boise State fans saw Tim's greatness and donned Florida colors.  Then he realized that Boise was just ripping off the old Denver Broncos colors and changed the channel.

2.  Of course the last game drew Gator fans from all over the world.  Even Buc's cousin from New Dehli had to come to see Tim one last time.  That and Buc owed him $2000 rupees for the plane ticket.

3.  Yes, Buc thought, Tim is always just in time.

4.  Buc investigates closely a young woman's crush on Tebow.  Buc questions her loyalty to Florida by pointing out Tim gets Touchdowns.  He doesn't settle for field goals.

5.  Late at night, after the Sugar Bowl, Buc's eyes plays tricks on him through the tears.  Somehow Phil's Angels became Tim's Cougars. 

Buc is really going to miss Tim Tebow.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 5, 2010 9:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Pick-up lines...

Thanks ktopp.

3.  Does this mean the ladies from the Girls Gone Wild videos have arrived?

4.  It's about time the FTC enforced truth in labeling, even on womens' butts.  Always weird to see Pink plastered on the back of orange shorts.

5.  What we have here are two angels on the sides and one drunk floozy in the middle.  Phil is so lucky.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 5, 2010 8:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Pick-up lines...

#5 - At the "I Hate My Ex-Husband" convention Missy meant to write "Phil's angles straight down" on her sign. But she ran out of sign before she could finish.


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