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Photo Caption Contest: Playing chicken!

Posted on: January 6, 2010 11:19 am
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January Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 2
1. magicandbird 2
1. howie115 2
2. PSU_PhilliesFan 1
2. kmvenne 1
2. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
2. wetookthebait 1
2. ktopp24 1
2. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

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Since: Nov 11, 2006
Posted on: January 8, 2010 10:22 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Playing chicken!

1) arranged marriages take a strange twist in these tough economic times.

2) the erotic semi-colon

3) bored of the rings

4) who is that in the sea...men?

5) "jim jones juice, theres something not right about this?"




Since: Oct 9, 2009
Posted on: January 7, 2010 8:52 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Playing chicken!

Pic 1.   After a dramatic 45 minute standoff little mary outlasted the chicken as the chicken blinked only to become stew later in the day.
Pic 2.   The women's arena team celebrates 14 straight games of 90 fans per game.  It makes us all a little giddy
Pic 3.   Jon complained that the hoops his wife has him jumping through keep getting a little smaller
Pic 4.   Water polo needs publicity as they consider bringing Mike Tyson out of retirement for a little ear biting.
Pic 5.   Dude, if I drink this last glass of Vodka I'm goiing to hurl all over your shoes.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 6, 2010 11:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Playing chicken!

hoopsisbest
1) In small town USA you have soccer games and fairs side by side.  Little Lisa convinced the soccer parents that she could indeed coax the answer to "what came first" from the rooster ribbon winner.  Although "egg" was the final answer, the rooster was quick to point out he just lays hens, not eggs, so it might be better to ask them.

BuccinGator
2) Unfortunately, Jenna, Lisa, Stacy, Trisha, Leann, Betty, Rachel, Penelope, Natalie, April, Tracy, Julie, and Morgan were all late to this demonstration illustrating the current national debt of  $14,905,267,384,753.

ktopp24
#3 - When her other pair finally broke, Martin went out the very next day and bought his blonde wife a brand new pair of 24 carot gold earring ankle holders.

River_Rat
4.  You have ear buds in there?  Turn it up, I love Nickleback.

howie115
#5 --
LEFT: "Hmmmm... fruity, busy...but never precocious."
RIGHT: "Dude, it's Boone's Farm.  Alcohol content: 14%.  What more do you need to know?"





magicandbird
Theme: Christmas Gifts Gone Awry

1. Cindy Lou Who wonders why the Grinch placed the bird in her stocking and the new doll on the dinner table.
2. Unfortunately the shoe order for the UNLV volley ball team and the cast of Vegas show Zumanity was mixed up by the shipping company and was not resolved in time for their Christmas tournament.
3. Unable to afford the diamond studs his wife wanted, Franz Mueller opts for the gold hoops instead.
4. No one told Tom that his TOM TOM was not waterproof causing him to go in circles
5. After realizing his Christmas gift was a job with the Browns, Holmgren immediately turns to heavy drinking.


January Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 3
1. howie115 3
1. magicandbird 3
2. ktopp24 2
3. PSU_PhilliesFan 1
3. BuccinGator 1
3. kmvenne 1
3. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
3. hoopsisbest 1
3. wetookthebait 1
3. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: January 6, 2010 11:36 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Playing chicken!

5. Jack doesn't realize that, as a practical joke, someone replaced his regular drinking water with Minoxidil.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 6, 2010 11:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Playing chicken!

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Awww shucks, foiled again Batman!!



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 6, 2010 11:00 pm
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 6, 2010 10:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Playing chicken!

Hmmmm...I guess I wanted to say that twice.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 6, 2010 10:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Playing chicken!

#1 - Since putting her on a timeout never worked, Samantha's mother decided to try a more drastic approach. So she took away her soccer ball, gathered up some neighbors to laugh at her, and made little Samantha squat down and try to pluck with a chicken.  



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 6, 2010 10:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Playing chicken!

#1 - Since putting her on a timeout never worked, Samantha's mother decided to try a more drastic approach. So she took away her soccer ball, gathered up some neighbors to laugh at her, and made little Samantha squat down and try to pluck with a chicken.  



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: January 6, 2010 10:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Playing chicken!

4. Polo: The True Story of Twins Conjoined at the Ear

EagleMtn, I missed yours.  I thought for sure I was the lone one on the conjoined twist.  Sorry.


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