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Photo Caption Contest: She's got the look

Posted on: January 12, 2010 11:53 am
 
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January Scoreboard
1. magicandbird 5
2. River_Rat 4
3. kmvenne 3
3. howie115 3
3. ktopp24 3
4. PSU_PhilliesFan 2
4. BuccinGator 2
4. D2Moo 2
5. Sircheeks 1
5. LUV 2 Q 1
5. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
5. hoopsisbest 1
5. wetookthebait 1
5. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 13, 2010 2:43 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: She's got the look

The Weekend Update reference and the movie sequel set were both great... but, I mean, what's wrong with Salma Hayak painting herself? They have these edible body paints, and the cherry flavor is aweso... perhaps I've said too much. Wink

kmvenne
1) Carlie has no idea how her friends and family could have figured out the secret that she was engaged to, more or less dating, Mike Tyson.

Mister Peabody
2.  Traffic stops in Reykavick -  Rejsykocivk - Rejka...  in ICELAND aren't as simple as they look.

kmvenne
3) Due to a embarrassing mix up where the words to the nun induction ceremony were replaced with Andrew WK album liners, these nuns failed to take vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience, instead vowing to party hard, tear it up, and party hard (sadly, Andrew WK only stood for those two things, so 3 vows were impossible).

ktopp24
#4 - Right after this picture was taken, Grandma was promptly run over by a reindeer.

kmvenne
5) Sadly, these penguins would wander too far north, where trained North Korean walruses would hold them hostage, demanding chum, financial aid, and, of course, their lost bucket.



magicandbird
Theme: Your Morning Breakfast

1. Priates of the Caribbean Cereal - Kellogg's
2. Frosty O's - General Mills
3. Fruit Loops - Kellogg's
4. Fiber One - General Mills
5. Wild Animal Crunch - Kellogg's



January Scoreboard
1. magicandbird 6
1. kmvenne 6
2. River_Rat 4
2. ktopp24 4
3. howie115 3
4. PSU_PhilliesFan 2
4. BuccinGator 2
4. D2Moo 2
5. Sircheeks 1
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. LUV 2 Q 1
5. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
5. hoopsisbest 1
5. wetookthebait 1
5. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972



Since: Sep 13, 2008
Posted on: January 12, 2010 11:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: She's got the look

Desparate to boost attendance levels, New Jersey Nets mangement decided to roll out some new halftime promotion events. Unfortuneatly for them the AARP lock-in night got a little wild after evening doses of medication were administered by the on-site medical staff. You don't wanna know what it looked like when it was time for Vapo-Rubs and spongebaths.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 12, 2010 10:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: She's got the look

Correct some errors.

More movie sequels no one ever wants to see made....

1.  Selma Hayek reprises her role as Mexican artist Frida Kahlo, who with age, can't seem to find the canvas and instead paints on herself in the sequel, Frida: A Self Portrait.

2.  Erik Heiden reprises his role as himself, battling the odds in a trecherous cross country evdeavor not for gold medals but for the perfect tequila for margaritas in Miracle on Ice:  On the rocks with Salt on the Rim.

3.  Julie Andrews comes back as Maria, the worlds most famous singing nun to be.  Divorced form Captain Von Trapp, she wanders to a convent in Vietnam and teaches the other nuns to sing rap and hip hop in.... Yo! The Sound of Music fo' shizzle.

4.  In a sequel to the popular movie Cocoon, Jessica Tandy comes back from the dead to reprise her role as a 85 year old that because of aliens, becomes younger.  Her we see her performing with the Laker Girls in Cocoon II:  Can't We Send Paula With the Aliens Instead.

5.  Finally, we see an example of penguins away from their natural habitat, subjected to cruel and unusual dress,  Directed by James Cameron or Terminator and Titanic fame, we get the story of these heroic birds who somehow over come the odds and tacky dress to once again taste freedom in March of the Penguins:  Judgement Day.






Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 12, 2010 9:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: She's got the look

we SendMore movie sequels no one ever wants to see made....

1.  Selma Hayek reprises her role as Mexican artist Frida Kahlo, who with age, can't seem to find the canvas and instead paints on herself in the seques. Frida: A Self Portrait.

2.  Erik Heiden reprises his role as himself, battling the odds in a trecherous cross country evdeavor not for gold medals but for the perfect tequila for margaritas in Miracle on Ice:  On the rocks with Salt on the Rim.

3.  Julie Andrews comes back as Maria, the worlds most famous singing nun to be.  Divorced form Captain Von Trapp, she wanders to a convent in Vietnam and teaches the other nuns to sing rap and hip hop in.... Yo! The Sound of Music fo' shizzle.

4.  In a sequel to the popular movie Cocoon, Jessica Tandy comes back from the dead to reprise her role as a 85 year old that because of aliens, becomes younger.  Her we see her performing with the Laker Girls in Cocoon II:  Can't We Send Paula With the Aliens Instead.

5.  Finally, we see an example of penguins away from their natural habitat, subjected to cruel and unusual dress,  Directed by James Cameron or Terminator and Titanic fame, we get the story of these heroic birds who somehow over come the odds and tacky dress to once again taste freedom in March of the Penguins:  Judgement Day.



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: January 12, 2010 8:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: She's got the look

1) Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the....what the???

2) BEEP BEEP! Come on boy, pick it up!  What is your malfunction?  Everyone's done, medals awarded, my dinner's cold! BEEP BEEP!

3) Catholicism is growing fast in China, but appears too fast for the church to inform who can and can't be a nun.

4) Grandma was cute at first, but when she wandered away at halftime it turned sad.  She swore she heard the voice of Benny Hinn telling all 80 year old grandmas with 30 year old legs to pick up their candy cane and walk.

5) If we can indoctrinate these kids to think human oppression is as cute as this, we're there.  Power to the gov. 



Since: Jun 28, 2007
Posted on: January 12, 2010 7:08 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: She's got the look

1- u call that defense?<br />1-Who won DPOY???!!!!<br />2-(guy on truck) " err I'm not sure it Looks lyk a dude"<br />2-(speed skater) " how fast do I have to go to lose this guy?"<br />2-guy on truck- " i think i have a lane on the inside, spotter should I try?"<br />2-guy on truck "what u mean I can't pass him?"<br />3-who said monks can't be nuns?<br />3-what brady was thinking about during last game<br />3-what BOTH defenses were thinking about in gb v arizona<br />4- dancer " I got this from the original santa"<br />4-Refs in Bg accepting bribe from home fans?????<br />5-(penguin on far righ to cameraman) what you smiling for? I'll show you cute..."<br />5- Officer- "mmm they sure look tasty"




Since: Aug 29, 2006
Posted on: January 12, 2010 5:40 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: She's got the look

#1 Despite the evidence of a funky goatee, Rosaria vehemently denied the use of HGH

#3 They'll let anyone in these days

#4 As financial problems continue to spiral out of control at the North Pole, Mrs Santa takes a part-time job as a halftime performer for the Minnesota Timberwolves



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 12, 2010 5:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: She's got the look

I havn't done a theme in a while. Let me try one...

WHO TOOK THESE PICTURES?

1-5) You guessed it...Frank Stallone.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 12, 2010 5:33 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: She's got the look

1) Carlie has no idea how her friends and family could have figured out the secret that she was engaged to, more or less dating, Mike Tyson.

2) In Norway, those that dare criticize the King are led down the icy streets, handcuffed and shamed, as they skate past the peasants, who throw raw haddock at them.

3) Due to a embarrassing mix up where the words to the nun induction ceremony were replaced with Andrew WK album liners, these nuns failed to take vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience, instead vowing to party hard, tear it up, and party hard (sadly, Andrew WK only stood for those two things, so 3 vows were impossible).

4) Due to Prince being booked, the Timberwolves are forced to book the runner up from last year's Miss Minnesota contest to perform at halftime.

5) Sadly, these penguins would wander too far north, where trained North Korean walruses would hold them hostage, demanding chum, financial aid, and, of course, their lost bucket.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 12, 2010 4:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: She's got the look

#3 - The Japanese version of The Wizard of Oz seems to be a little different than it's American counterpart.


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