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Photo Caption Contest: For Pete's sake...

Posted on: January 13, 2010 11:20 am
Edited on: January 13, 2010 3:35 pm
 
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January Scoreboard

1. magicandbird 6
1. kmvenne 6
2. River_Rat 4
2. ktopp24 4
3. howie115 3
4. PSU_PhilliesFan 2
4. BuccinGator 2
4. D2Moo 2
5. Sircheeks 1
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. LUV 2 Q 1
5. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
5. hoopsisbest 1
5. wetookthebait 1
5. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Dec 25, 2006
Posted on: January 15, 2010 12:53 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: For Pete's sake...

#1. Why did I take this job?? I can think of this many recruiting violations we committed just last week.



Since: Jan 27, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2010 2:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: For Pete's sake...

Picture 1:
"5.....
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5 dollar.....
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5 dollar foot long!"



Since: Oct 27, 2009
Posted on: January 14, 2010 12:18 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: For Pete's sake...

Picture 4- "Picture this too...!"

Picture 1- " Who the heck is Kiffin?"

Picture 2- " His aim is teribble, I bet he can't even  shoot a basketball!" the kid says.



Since: Oct 27, 2009
Posted on: January 14, 2010 8:48 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: For Pete's sake...

Picture 1.) "Calm down, calm down. I have a completley logical explanation for leaving USC. See what had happened was..."




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 13, 2010 11:36 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: For Pete's sake...


BuccinGator
1) With the amount of money Pete's guaranteed in Seattle, shouldn't his press conference be sponsored by "Bling?"

theriverrock
2) Not to be outdone by his more famous, distant cousin and South Park star Sexual Harrasment Panda, Inappropriate Groping Grizzly performs an unwanted lap dance at a recent NBA game.

hoopsisbest
3) There it is kid. Don't be like Gilbert.  Just shoot.

Yanks1in99
4 - Obviously these two gentlemen have different ideas for the term "Head Shots"

kmvenne
5) Man, what is with this wig? I feel like a Net. Wait, I feel like a Net! They've won in the last three weeks! This is great! Can I keep it???


magicandbird
Theme: Upcoming Movie Releases

1. The Wolfman - 2/12/10
2. The Back Up Plan - 3/12/10
3. The A-Team - 6/11/10
4. Repo Men - 4/2/10
5. Toy Story 3 - 6/18/10


January Scoreboard
1. magicandbird 7
1. kmvenne 7
2. River_Rat 4
2. ktopp24 4
3. howie115 3
4. PSU_PhilliesFan 2
4. BuccinGator 2
4. hoopsisbest 2
4. D2Moo 2
5. Sircheeks 1
5. BuccinGator 1
5. theriverrock 1
5. Yanks1in99 1
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. LUV 2 Q 1
5. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
5. wetookthebait 1
5. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 13, 2010 10:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: For Pete's sake...

Oh no, looks like my first set of captions didn't go through. Or I got totally deleated for saying the naughty h-e-double hockey sticks word. Guess I'll have to resubmit them best I remember.
Nope... haven't killed any posts today.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 13, 2010 10:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: For Pete's sake...

Oh no, looks like my first set of captions didn't go through. Or I got totally deleated for saying the naughty h-e-double hockey sticks word. Guess I'll have to resubmit them best I remember.

1) "Yea, so I was talking to Charlie Weis, and I told him, you should see this co-ed I'm living with, she's got legs for days, and those cans, they are this big, seriously. They rival yours! Then I guess he got mad and outed me to the public, and now I gotta coach your lousy team in the NFL before the s goes to the fan in Troy and I can never coach again. And that's really why I took this job."

"Hmm, that might have been too honest...".

2) Everyone gets a good laugh when  you eat the chocolate ears off the chocolate bunnies first. Apperantly even the chocolate bunnies don't mind.

3) Walker: "Man kid, this game is mad fun. Pop another token in this machine, I'm out of lives. Don't look at me, I'm flat broke!"

4) After the embarassment South Africa had with the Caster Semenya incident, they are checking all their athletes for gender before the World Cup, utilizing the latest in eye test and flash photography technology.

5) Man, what is with this wig? I feel like a Net. Wait, I feel like a Net! They've won in the last three weeks! This is great! Can I keep it???



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: January 13, 2010 9:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: For Pete's sake...

1) I tell ya fellas, I just couldn't say no. The deal is big.  I can't even wrap my gnarly little fingers around it.

2) Jenny:  "What's he backing up for?  Tee hee."
    Grant:  "I dunno, but I see an opportunity."

3) There it is kid. Don't be like Gilbert.  Just shoot.

4) You know it's an important event when you put your cell phone down and just let it happen.

5) Oh man, I need a John 3:16 shirt to make this complete.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 13, 2010 9:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: For Pete's sake...

1. ...And if I don't make it here, I can always replace Regis or Jerry on daytime TV. 2. It was all fun and games until the mascot left something warm, brown, and not very fuzzy in her lap. 3. Detective Smith shows a young man just how imtimidating a large green plastic gun can be to a criminal. 4. The team figured hey, if the pants down thing worked in Anchorman it can work here too. 5. Oh dang, I wanted to get on Sports Center, but not looking like this. 5. When you lose a bet to Bill Lambeer, you should expect the worst will happen to you.



Since: Oct 19, 2009
Posted on: January 13, 2010 8:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: For Pete's sake...

2. Yep, they totally were diggin' on me. Another score for the Koala man.

3. Geez!! This kid is like a Texas-Rambo-Ranger.................

.........wait, they aren't supposed to exist. At least it is not like last week's opponent(Let's just say somone forgot to lock the door of Area 51).



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