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Photo Caption Contest: Mullet Mania!

Posted on: January 18, 2010 11:29 am
 
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January Scoreboard
1. magicandbird 7
1. kmvenne 7
2. BuccinGator 6
3. River_Rat 4
3. ktopp24 4
4. howie115 3
4. D2Moo 3
5. PSU_PhilliesFan 2
5. hoopsisbest 2
6. Sircheeks 1
6. PSU1985 1
6. Bigkochman 1
6. theriverrock 1
6. Yanks1in99 1
6. Mister Peabody 1
6. LUV 2 Q 1
6. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
6. wetookthebait 1
6. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Dec 25, 2006
Posted on: January 20, 2010 1:49 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Mullet Mania!

#5. Your coming in for who?



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 19, 2010 12:20 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Mullet Mania!

kmvenne
1) Mullet Mania is sweeping the Land of 10,000 Lakes, as the old Minnesota saying goes, "We like our defensive ends like we like our women, mulleted and with likely brain damage".

ktopp24
#2 - Chevy Chase, Martin Short, and Steve Martin are busy making a sequel to their 1986 blockbuster entitled "The Three Amigos: Drunk in New York"

River_Rat
3.  A young Richard was always haunted by this photo taken when he was in the wrong place, with the wrong name.

kmvenne
4) This is the only photographic evidence in existance of anyone laughing during an episode of Lopez tonight.

ktopp24
#5 - "Really Sage, you seriously do look like a fool with your pants on the ground. You need to stop doing that."



BuccinGator
Rejected WWE tag teams:

1) Shawn Michaels (Rocker days) and Jared Allen, "Mullet Mania."
2) Tito Santana and Mark Sanchez, "Los Banditos." (arriba!)
3) Booker T and Andy Roddick, "Wimbledon Heat."
4) Kobe Bryant and George Lopez managed by Sherri Martel, "Boy Toys."
5) Sage Rosenfels and James "Sugar Bear" Harris (Kamala to most of you), "Sugar and Spice."


January Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 9
2. magicandbird 7
2. BuccinGator 7
3. ktopp24 6
4. River_Rat 5
5. howie115 3
5. D2Moo 3
6. PSU_PhilliesFan 2
6. hoopsisbest 2
7. Sircheeks 1
7. PSU1985 1
7. Bigkochman 1
7. theriverrock 1
7. Yanks1in99 1
7. Mister Peabody 1
7. LUV 2 Q 1
7. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
7. wetookthebait 1
7. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972



Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: January 18, 2010 10:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Mullet Mania!

Sorry all spent the day with the fam.  Looks like you have some good ones out there.

1. Vikings fans show their predictions for Sunday's game against the Cowboys

2. Jets fans are finally able to come out of the fan protection program

3. As long as little Ricky does not go for the serve and volley, all should be OK

4. Kobe's CO accuser is shown in this rare secret hotel room video

5. Mr. Favre, if I was "half" the QB you are my life would be great.

Theme: Bad Frat Party Ideas

1. In a tribute to Barry Melrose, the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity scrapped the togas for mullets

2. Lambda Chi Alpha brethren scrap their Spring Break Cancun plans for January Jets instead

3. The tri-lams had to scrap their annual costume party when minors were used as props

4. Delta Chi fraternity had second thoughts following their matching shoes and movie night

5. Tau Kappa Epsilon has had a long history of legacies but were forced to stop the pledging of the Favre family for fears they would never leave.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: January 18, 2010 10:08 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Mullet Mania!

Yeah, I just checked it out.  Nice job by everyone!  Smile 

And yeah the house selling was a brutal process.  Turns out I had to do a contaminated soil removal from an old buried oil tank the original owners put in which is going to cost about $20 G's in Superfund money to take care of.  Darn USDA Loan requirements!  Frown

As long as the gov't comes up with the money though, it's all good!



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 18, 2010 5:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Mullet Mania!

Rejected WWE tag teams:

1) Shawn Michaels (Rocker days) and Jared Allen, "Mullet Mania."

2) Tito Santana and Mark Sanchez, "Los Banditos." (arriba!)

3) Booker T and Andy Roddick, "Wimbledon Heat."

4) Kobe Bryant and George Lopez managed by Sherri Martel, "Boy Toys."

5) Sage Rosenfels and James "Sugar Bear" Harris (Kamala to most of you), "Sugar and Spice."



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 18, 2010 4:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Mullet Mania!

#2 - Chevy Chase, Martin Short, and Steve Martin are busy making a sequel to their 1986 blockbuster entitled "The Three Amigos: Drunk in New York"



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 18, 2010 4:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Mullet Mania!

5) So if we follow the pattern, that made Travaris Jackson 0.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 18, 2010 4:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Mullet Mania!

4) Kobe yucks it up as his wife is revealed as the 27th Tiger mistress.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 18, 2010 4:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Mullet Mania!

2) "[press] Badges?  Badges?  We don't NEED no stinkin' badges!  Vamanos!"



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 18, 2010 4:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Mullet Mania!

#3 - When Billy asked his father how babies are made, instead of just sitting down and explaining everything to him, his father decided to put on a live puppet show. "You see Billy, these 2 balls represent...well...the balls. And you stand right in between them and try to shoot out of there as fast as you can and aim yourself for that egg-shaped pillow right over there."


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