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Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

Posted on: January 19, 2010 10:04 am
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2. BuccinGator 7
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4. River_Rat 5
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How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 19, 2010 2:40 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

I like this first one!
1) Brett Myers wife's left eye and Rihanna right eye share their traumatic horror stories with each other, offering support and vowing they will become better listeners..


1) What do you tell fans of the opposing team with two black eyes? Nothing you havn't told them twice already.

2) Evil Billionaire Scientist Dr. Nick Stephens figured nothing could go wrong with his brilliant, evil plan to clone Uma Thurman from Pulp Fiction 4 separate times, until he had to be around and hear the conversations 4 Uma Thurman's from Pulp Fiction have with each other....


4) For just 1 dollar a day, you can help poor children, like Sammy here, who every day has to avoid the nets and traps of evil Republicans, who hunt poor children for their tears, tears they need to stay alive. Won't you help protect Sammy from the GOP?

5) See that light tower drawing on the sign behind these guys? That was the mascot, too. And needless to say, the male figure skaters were left in a state of shock seeing it, thinking to themselves "Man, that's the largest tower I've seen since the last time I cheated on my boyfriend!"

Since: Jan 19, 2010
Posted on: January 19, 2010 2:01 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

#1. thats a bigger black eye than the one Elin gave Tiger 5. Oh no is that Tonya Harding

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 19, 2010 12:58 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

2) (I think everyone had Robert Palmer on the brain here.  Great captioners think alike) In order to protect them from Serena Williams, the Austrailian Open institutes a strict dress code for the line judges.

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 19, 2010 12:52 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

5) OMG!!!!!!  Kristy Yamaguchi just grabbed my butt!

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 19, 2010 12:44 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

3) Those crazy Hippies are at it again.  Realizing that burning their bras would contribute to global warming, instead they just pile them on the "Hat of Peace and Love."

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 19, 2010 12:40 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

4) Before the earthquake in Haiti, the en-vonge charity was for mosquito nets in Africa.  Here we see how well those efforts are coming along.

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 19, 2010 12:40 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

Was going to go with the Palmer reference as well but the hair wasn't right.  The four looked more like CZJ in Chicago.  Was a funny reference though.

Since: Dec 21, 2008
Posted on: January 19, 2010 12:40 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

3 - I dont know whats worse, my hat or the feet growing out of my side?

5 - Just as the scores were to be announced Bruce realized his butt plug was falling out.

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 19, 2010 12:38 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

1) Silly smurfs.  Lost in the translation of their recent election to replace papa smurf, they failed to realize the phrase is "The AYES have it."  When reached for comment, Hefty said, "Well smurf me silly."

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 19, 2010 12:30 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

1.  These two obiviously forgot that eyes have color.  A blue to match their shirts would have been nice

2.  Mom and Dad were proud of their four girls and the career choice they made to be Catherine Zeta-Jones imitators.  Dad especially enjoys it.

3.  And the wife complains about my hats.

3.  Laundry was no picnic for this young lady.  Walk 3 miles to the river, pound on the clothes with rocks and a bar of soap, rinse and dry them on her head on the long walk back.  Of course that was the proceedure for her husband's stuff.  Her clothes were done two houses down with her friends washer and dryer.

4.  Funny, I don't recall The Man In a Net who Lost a Bet in any of my Dr. Seuss books.

5.  Chad, the winnwr of the Mens' Gold, was still in shock, not by his victory, but from being molested in his dressing room by Tonya Harding.

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