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Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

Posted on: January 19, 2010 10:04 am
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January Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 9
2. magicandbird 7
2. BuccinGator 7
3. ktopp24 6
4. River_Rat 5
5. howie115 3
5. D2Moo 3
6. PSU_PhilliesFan 2
6. hoopsisbest 2
7. Sircheeks 1
7. PSU1985 1
7. Bigkochman 1
7. theriverrock 1
7. Yanks1in99 1
7. Mister Peabody 1
7. LUV 2 Q 1
7. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
7. wetookthebait 1
7. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: January 19, 2010 12:01 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

1.  The only way white people can get away with dressing up in blackface anymore...  Surprised

Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: January 19, 2010 12:00 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

3.  Serena Williams is finally forced to realize her clothing line is a horrible failure and is forced to wear everything home from the manufacturers.

Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: January 19, 2010 10:35 am

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

1) No one was sure if it was caused by the wind or Bob's frequent trips to the bathroom (he kept returning smelling kind of funny) but as the day went on, his eye got more and more blood shot!

2) "1, 2, 3, 4... uno, dos, tres, quatro.... You know I want you... I know you want me...."

3) Based on her life-long deformity of two little extra feet growing from her hips, Chaquita was constantly belittled by her village and forced to gather and wash all of the villager's underwear!


3) Chaqita was tired of being ridiculed for her lack of perkiness and was determined that all of the other women in her village would now have to hang low!

4) Nelson was very new to the armed robbery game and the net result of his failed attempt was 5 years in prison and a lifetime of shame.

5) Sasha was really upset to find out that Todd had not had a traditional Holiday meal and decided that everyone should have a Christmas goose!

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 19, 2010 10:20 am

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

#4 - It's extremely rare, but sometimes instead of a dolphin you get a poodle caught in your fishing net.  

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 19, 2010 10:14 am

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

#5 - Before realizing that she was fighting a losing battle, Michelle, with her right hand, tried desparatly to turn this male figure skater to the "straight and narrow"...if you know what I mean...Wink

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 19, 2010 10:11 am

Photo Caption Contest: Black eyes

#1 - CBS "eye logo's" walk the streets showing their appreciation that they don't have to deal with the Conan O'Brien/Jay Leno debacle.

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