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Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

Posted on: January 21, 2010 11:09 am
 
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January Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 9
2. magicandbird 8
2. BuccinGator 8
2. ktopp24 8
3. River_Rat 5
4. howie115 3
4. D2Moo 3
5. PSU_PhilliesFan 2
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. hoopsisbest 2
6. Sircheeks 1
6. PSU1985 1
6. guru825 1
6. Bigkochman 1
6. theriverrock 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1
6. Yanks1in99 1
6. LUV 2 Q 1
6. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
6. wetookthebait 1
6. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 21, 2010 10:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

Sorry guys.  Busy day.  Apologize in advance for any inJured toes.  Only quickly glaNced through them.Wow.  Guess ktopp wasn't the only ones who's mental spell check was failing today.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 21, 2010 10:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

Why you never want to borrow a computer with a cheap small screen

1.  Wow, Jack looks good for his age.  Are they coming out with A Few Good Men 2?

2.  Dang, there is really something wrong with his balls.  I'd make a face too.

3.  Kids must really like Veggie Tales.  I cant see the talking tomato though.  Is this the one where they get taunted at the Wall of Jerico?

4.  All I can see here is yellow and something about uriine.  Ktopp been sleeping in the driveway again after a two day drunk?

5.  The Army must have new uniforms for tank personnel.  I guess it does get hot inside one of those.  Have those enlisted men been shaving their legs?  Things must be different now.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 21, 2010 10:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

Having computer problems as well.  I have to make all of these quick.  Using someone elses for a few minutes.

1.  The only actor (of sorts) who could use that line and not have Jack come after him with a club.

2.  A young George Lopez show the form that made him a funny comic, but lousy soccer player.

3.  Australian youth do strange things after downing their first, three liter cans of Fosters.

4.  Apparently, it takes a lot of BS to grow rice.  There seems to be plenty in this crowd.

5.  Somhow, I missed that training film about the five cheerleaders, the macho sarge, and what exactly are the proper firing proceedures of his large weapon.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 21, 2010 10:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

The Rock Says:

1) "Finally, the Rock   has come back  to lame kiddie movies."

2) "The Rock says this, the Rock will walk down the people's ramp, enter the people's ring, and lay the smack down on this jabroni's candy a**."

3) "These fruits need to stop checking out the people's package.  Stop staring at the Rock's strudle.  Lilian Grarcia did that once, and it got her nowhere, so where do you think that'll get you."

4) "Tiger needs to know his role.  There's only one great one, and the millions, AND MILLIONS of the Rock's fans will attest to that."

5) "If you Smellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

ll  What the Rock   Is cookin'"



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 21, 2010 10:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

Sorry guys.  Busy day.  Apologize in advance for any inured toes.  Only quickly glaced through them.

1) From Scorpion King to Tooth Fairy.  My how the mighty have fallen.

2) Oh crap, my mom was right.  If I do that long enough, it WILL stick that way.

3) Here we see avid Australian Tennis followers, "Fruit Salad."

4) Funny, for being a pimp, Tiger's been more on the receiving end of "where's my money, b****?"



Since: Dec 29, 2009
Posted on: January 21, 2010 8:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

Caption contest 1/21/10

1. he must get soo richMoney mouth Money mouth Money mouth of those movies for kids
2."...and this is what it looked like when my aunt LuChica passed gas!"Wink
3.they're as gay as they can be ....By that, I mean they're happy.
4.those tennis people have their sports messed up. Oh wait , that's not what they are trying to say?!
5.man, women are even more attractive while standing on a tank thanI thought

Glad I got to share this moment with you!Innocent



Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: January 21, 2010 5:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

What they're (misguidedly) thinking:

1. "This movie surely will establish me as the new go-to for dramatic acting."

2. "I am not terrifying anyone right now."

3. "IAMSOGONNAGETLAIDTONIGHT!!!"
    "I am zzo gonna gghet laid tonight."
    "I am so gonna get laid tonight."
    "I am soooooooo gonna get laaaaiiddd tonight." 

4. "At least on the tennis court I can get away from the Tiger Woods madness for a little while."
    "Yeah, those hats are definitely a figment of my imagination."

5. "Once they're on my tank, I get my pick."
    "Do I look fat?  No way, I worked out forever for this photo shoot."
    "My hair is more blonde than red."
    "This pose makes my boobs look big."
    "The no-definitive-kneecap look is definitely in right now."
    "I do not look like a phone-sex operator."
    "I do not look like a dumb chipmunk."



Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: January 21, 2010 5:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

1. Subtitle: "The John Elway story."
Joe, I would ordinarily say this one has to win.  But I'll be damned if I'm going to suggest that you win any part of your own contest.



Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: January 21, 2010 5:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

Another bad pun:

5. The major was grateful for the cheerleaders.  Now, if he only knew how to tank them.



Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: January 21, 2010 5:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

Another bad pun:

4. They couldn't understand why, but they were both totally pimped up to play tennis.



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