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Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

Posted on: January 21, 2010 11:09 am
 
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How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: January 21, 2010 5:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

another bad pun:

1. I know he plays a fairy, but he's not gay -- just bicepsual.




Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: January 21, 2010 4:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

Word-play:

1. This movie doesn't look fairy good.

2. Nothing quite like a pint-size eye-scream. 

3. Fruits with fruit -- that's the nuts and dolts of it.

4. Tennis used to be such an unadulterated display of athleticism.

5. The guy just looks fatigued, but those chicks are tanked.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 21, 2010 4:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?



Anyways, should I pick you up at 7? Or do you just want to meet behind the Walgreen's dumpster like we usually do?
I thought you wanted to join the "Mile Ahead" club, while you meet behind a Cracker Barrel billboard....





Since: Nov 3, 2008
Posted on: January 21, 2010 4:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

4)Seems like Tigers have a thing for yellow and green. 
3)The real question here is the if the one on the left is a guy or girl? You can't see the bra...



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 21, 2010 4:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

Long as you pay for the Outback Steakhouse dinner, I'll dust off my old dress....I guess I was so aroused that I felt the need to post that twice. I need to control myself better.

Anyways, should I pick you up at 7? Or do you just want to meet behind the Walgreen's dumpster like we usually do?



Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: January 21, 2010 4:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

1. If this is the real tooth fairy I really have no interest in seeing the real Santa Claus or Easter Bunny.

2. ...and this is your brain on drugs.

3. From the makers of Dumb and Dumber come Gay, Gayer, Gayest, and Girlie

4. Wow!! Really?  Who hasn't been with Tiger?

5. "Tank Maintenance" takes on a whole new meaning in today's military.

Theme: How the Mighty Have Fallen

1. Former WWF and WWE Heavyweight Champion, check.  Former action super star with Walking Tall, Scorpion King, etc., check.  Working on his fourth lame Disney movie, check, check, check and check

2. Diego Maradona was on top of the world as the 1986 World Cup MVP for Argentina now is forced to make a living as a street clown.

3. Michael Phelps was once again caught in a compromising photo.

4. Once the number 1 mack daddy with only hotties "under his belt" Tiger now faces the reality of multiple male encounters as well.

5. Unfortunately the Army of One was brought to its knees by the squad of six and one militant squad leader.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 21, 2010 4:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

#4 - Taking inspiration from Prince, while in sex therapy, The Golfer formerly known as Tiger starts dressing in all purple. As evidenced by the TMZ photo pictured here.



Since: Dec 8, 2008
Posted on: January 21, 2010 3:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

Caption 1

Continuing to follow the Arnold Schwarzenegger career path, Dwayne Johnson announces that after this movie leaves the theatre on January 23rd, he will head back to PA to begin his gubernatorial run. 

Caption 2

Proving that everything you need to know you learned in kindergarten, Paulo declares "I'm taking my balls and going home."

Caption 3

Ah, alcohol, the cause of and answer to all of life's problems (Homer Simpson)

Caption 4

No caption... But if that photo isn't photoshopped that is hilarious



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 21, 2010 3:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

I am literally sexually aroused right now. That has got to be one of the best captions I have ever seen. Will you go to prom with me?
Long as you pay for the Outback Steakhouse dinner, I'll dust off my old dress....




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 21, 2010 3:52 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

And the rest of the captions, which are sure to dissapoint by comparision.....

2) After seeing that holding a soccer ball under each arm and clucking like a chicken got a few laughs, it was no suprise when Carlos Mencina did the exact same thing during his next show.

3) The pineapple hat and the coconut cups were all right, but the pantless bottom, with only a merkin made out of peach fuzz, was totally disturbing.

(I have no idea why I bothered to make that disguisting joke. Mabye I'm mad at everyone Laughing ).

4) "Tiger Woods may think he a golfing pimp, like in that picture, but I'm a pimp too, and my stable of ho's ain't never gonna take no 7 iron to my face and live to tell about it."
- The Archbishop Don Magic Juan

5) Subliminaly making joining the army seem cool was worth a shot, after goverment studies show the super-liminal method of shouting "JOIN THE ARMY!" to every of-age citizen in American has already been tried.


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