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Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

Posted on: January 21, 2010 11:09 am
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January Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 9
2. magicandbird 8
2. BuccinGator 8
2. ktopp24 8
3. River_Rat 5
4. howie115 3
4. D2Moo 3
5. PSU_PhilliesFan 2
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. hoopsisbest 2
6. Sircheeks 1
6. PSU1985 1
6. guru825 1
6. Bigkochman 1
6. theriverrock 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1
6. Yanks1in99 1
6. LUV 2 Q 1
6. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
6. wetookthebait 1
6. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

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Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 21, 2010 3:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

kmvenne:
I am literally sexually aroused right now. That has got to be one of the best captions I have ever seen. Will you go to prom with me?



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 21, 2010 3:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

kmvenne:
I am literally sexually aroused right now. That has got to be one of the best captions I have ever seen. Will you go to prom with me?



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 21, 2010 3:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

1)

A FEW GOOD FARIES

America: *The Rock, did you order the Code Dud?*

The Rock's agent: You *don’t* have to answer that question!

The Rock: I’ll answer the question!

[to America]

The Rock: You want answers?

America: We think we're entitled.

The Rock: *You want answers?*

America: *We want the truth!*

The Rock: *You can’t handle the tooth!*

[pauses, groans from everyone]

The Rock: America, we live in a world that has movie theatres, and those theatres have to be filled by families that hate good movies. Whose gonna do it? You? You, America? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for my WWF days, and you curse me selling out. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That horrible movies like The Tooth Fairy, while tragic, probably save this country. And my sell-out existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves Hollywood. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at WWE Live Events with your white trash girlfriends, you want me making duds, you need me making duds. We use words like box office, blockbuster, profit margins. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent profiting off of trash like this. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of bad movies that I provide, and then questions the fact that I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you for not being your old, awesome self, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a script, and audition for the next Michael Bay piece of trash. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

America: Did you order the Code Dud?

The Rock: I did the job I…

America: *Did you order the Code Dud?*

The Rock: *You’re G**damned right I did!*


Fin.



Since: Oct 18, 2006
Posted on: January 21, 2010 3:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

Pic 5:
 This is why we are better: our soldiers have uniforms and tanks and don't have to wait until death for 72 hotties.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 21, 2010 3:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

1. Subtitle: "The John Elway story."



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 21, 2010 3:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

5. Due to certain misunderstandings, the military's "Don't ask. Don't tell." policy has been replaced by the new "Don't ask. Don't tell. And, also, male soldiers shouldn't wear cheerleading outfits anywhere near a military base or active combat zone. This goes for you: Marty, Pablo, Chad, Neal, Ernie and Blake." policy.



Since: Jun 30, 2008
Posted on: January 21, 2010 3:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

3. From Left: Canseco, McGwire, Clemens and LaRussa - The Early Years.

LOL Well played!

 





Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 21, 2010 2:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

#2 - George Lopez does his part to help Haiti by going there and telling ghost stories to the children.



Since: Aug 25, 2006
Posted on: January 21, 2010 1:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?

1) And the "tooth" is that Michael Eisner pays out way better than Vince McMahon.

2) If you think my "hand of god" is amazing, wait 'till you see my balls!!!

5) Keep your 72 virigins in heaven....I'll take my 6 cheerleaders and a tank right now!!



Since: Jan 25, 2007
Posted on: January 21, 2010 1:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tooth or dare?


2. Diego loves soccer so much. Here he is demonstrating how he goes number 2...   flush

4. Oh look, they had a celebrity tennis match at this annual Pimps and Hoes convention...

5. So you ladies gome here often?


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