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Photo Caption Contest: Tara Reid & Tony Siragusa?

Posted on: January 26, 2010 10:38 am
 
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How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: January 27, 2010 10:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tara Reid & Tony Siragusa?

1.) After hearing that Tara Reid had "pepperoni nipples" a drunk and starving Tony Siragusa immediately grabbed Mrs. Reid and headed for the nearest picnic table...

2.) After a wild night smoking weed and taking horse steriods, and the accompying shame and panic that comes with it, Finnish downhill skier Bjorn Baaksaon sells the rights to watch him horrifically injure himself to avoid IOC drug testing to an American reality show.

3.) What started as a loving tribute, would later be a harrowing glimpse into the future, as this man would later lose both of his arms in a horrible accident at a metallic spraypaint factory.

4.) Child Services was called, and C3PO showed up.  But hey, that's California for ya.

5.) During the Westminster Soccer Player Show, the judges really get a close look at all entrants. All was going well too until a very nervous Raymond blew his chances after he took a dump on the ground during the final parade lap.

Ha! What do you think of those?



Since: Nov 23, 2007
Posted on: January 27, 2010 2:20 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tara Reid & Tony Siragusa?

Picture 2) In the future, will you be shot by Bruce Willis, or I....is the English correct...?...Jesus?...Hal 9000...Mom???!!"



Since: Nov 23, 2007
Posted on: January 27, 2010 2:17 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tara Reid & Tony Siragusa?

Caption 1)  And just when you thought Tiger was "Hard up for A$$"...I'll take Tony to block, thank you!



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 27, 2010 12:09 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tara Reid & Tony Siragusa?

BTW, I'll echo that Polamalu joke was quality.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 27, 2010 12:04 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tara Reid & Tony Siragusa?

Just trying my best to not allow you to become the seven time (repeat 6 more times, or ad nauseum, whichever is first) champion.  You know it's all good, kmvenne.

You know I'm all for people posting as many jokes as they want. Why would I discourage that? I will, however, mock anyone who posts a lot. Or too little. Or is named ktopp. Actually, I havn't mocked Joe in a long while, thinking about it.

TOMORROW WE BATTLE, JOE.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 26, 2010 11:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tara Reid & Tony Siragusa?

I'll echo D2moo's comment... there were a ton of great posts today! Loved the Troy Polamalu comment and the hydrospanner reference. Too many great sets to mention. Wonder what brought everyone out? Hoping it was Tara and not Tony... or the unholy union my title may have insinuated. Wink

Strictly Butta
#1- After hearing that Tara Reid had "pepperoni nipples" a drunk and starving Tony Siragusa immediately grabbed Mrs. Reid and headed for the nearest picnic table...

kmvenne
2) After a wild night smoking weed and taking horse steriods, and the accompying shame and panic that comes with it, Finnish downhill skier Bjorn Baaksaon sells the rights to watch him horrifically injure himself to avoid IOC drug testing to an American reality show.

kmvenne
3) What started as a loving tribute, would later be a harrowing glimpse into the future, as this man would later lose both of his arms in a horrible accident at a metallic spraypaint factory.

teets3
4. Child Services was called, and C3PO showed up.  But hey, that's California for ya.

Strictly Butta
#5- During the Westminster Soccer Player Show, the judges really get a close look at all entrants. All was going well too until a very nervous Raymond blew his chances after he took a dump on the ground during the final parade lap.


BuccinGator
A love poem to Tara Reid:

1) Your radiant smile
    and your long, flowing do
    made me realize all this while
    that I want to abduct you

2) Your looks make my heart lunge
    like I've just run a mile
    I feel I must take the plunge
    down the stadium aisle

3) Your bust, although fake
    still makes my heart leap
    Your eyes, blue as a lake
    Are what I see as I sleep

4) But perfect you are not
    like a knockoff watch
    While incredibly hot
    Part of you looks like Sasquatch

5) I fell like I'm running a race
    and I must seize the day
    But, if you keep using mace
    I just might turn gay

January Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 13
2. BuccinGator 11
3. magicandbird 8
3. ktopp24 8
4. River_Rat 6
5. howie115 3
5. D2Moo 3
5. wetookthebait 3
5. Strictly Butta 3
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6. Mister Peabody 2
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7. Bigkochman 1
7. theriverrock 1
7. Yanks1in99 1
7. LUV 2 Q 1
7. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
7. ATLBravesN2007 1

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Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 26, 2010 10:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tara Reid & Tony Siragusa?

Looks like a Dunkin Doughnuts run for Joe tonght.  I'ts going to take a lot of coffee and dunkin' sticks to pare these down.

Again, excellent work everyone......



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 26, 2010 10:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tara Reid & Tony Siragusa?

How about Ashton Kutcher instead.  Wow, I Punk'd myself. 


Correction.....

Another day on the Ashton Kutcher show Punk'd.....

1.  Tara has a great laugh whrn Tony finds out he has exactly zero chance of spending the night with her.  By the look on his face, i'd say someone wis about to get Punk'd allright, and they might just be holding the camera.

2.  Folming during Olympic practices in Vancouver, the great Norwegian ski jumper Sven Hammerkold is told by members of the Punk'd team, "Yeah dude, there'll be lots of snow here by the time you land.  Trust us."

3.  Little did Stan know that inside his bust was a secret mike and camera.  It recorded every naughty thing he was saying to himself.  It clearly caught his lines about what a great time he was going to have with himself tonight and his date, Rosie Palm.  He was so Punk'd.

4.  In this episode, while Donovan McNabb was looking the other way, one of Coach Reid's sons, dressed like chewbacca, kidnaps little Donovan Jr. and holds him for ransom so he can buy drugs.  Oh wait, sorry.  That wasn't on Punk'd, that was an episode of America's Most Wanted.  Sorry about the mix up.

5.  Posing as A TV crew from the States, the Punk'd crew secretly disguised three stun guns to look like earpieces for an interview.  Little did the crew know they were being Punk'd themselves.  It turns out the guns had less voltage than the players' girlfriends "toys", So they were used to being shocked by a lot of current.





Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 26, 2010 9:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tara Reid & Tony Siragusa?

Another day on the Kushton Asher show Punk'd.....

1.  Tara has a great laugh whrn Tony finds out he has exactly zero chance of spending the night with her.  By the look on his face, i'd say someone wis about to get Punk'd allright, and they might just be holding the camera.

2.  Folming during Olympic practices in Vancouver, the great Norwegian ski jumper Sven Hammerkold is told by members of the Punk'd team, "Yeah dude, there'll be lots of snow here by the time you land.  Trust us."

3.  Little did Stan know that inside his bust was a secret mike and camera.  It recorded every naughty thing he was saying to himself.  It clearly caught his lines about what a great time he was going to have with himself tonight and his date, Rosie Palm.  He was so Punk'd.

4.  In this episode, while Donovan McNabb was looking the other way, one of Coach Reid's sons, dressed like chewbacca, kidnaps little Donovan Jr. and holds him for ransom so he can buy drugs.  Oh wait, sorry.  That wasn't on Punk'd, that was an episode of America's Most Wanted.  Sorry about the mix up.

5.  Posing as A TV crew from the States, the Punk'd crew secretly disguised three stun guns to look like earpieces for an interview.  Little did the crew know they were being Punk'd themselves.  It turns out the guns had less voltage than the players' girlfriends "toys", So they were used to being shocked by a lot of current.



Since: Jan 17, 2010
Posted on: January 26, 2010 9:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Tara Reid & Tony Siragusa?

5b. Balco Labratories now denies that the “B.B. Insert” was designed to provide a slow release of HGH in to the systems of professional athletes.  The B.B. sources say was named for both its small spherical shape as well as it close relationship to Barry Bonds.  A Balco spokesman was quoted as saying, “No one knows what the B.B. is for or how it got in their ears.”



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