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Photo Caption Contest: Let's play dress-up!

Posted on: January 27, 2010 11:18 am
Edited on: January 27, 2010 10:19 pm
 
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January Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 13
2. BuccinGator 11
3. magicandbird 8
3. ktopp24 8
4. River_Rat 6
5. howie115 3
5. D2Moo 3
5. wetookthebait 3
5. Strictly Butta 3
6. teets3 3
6. PSU_PhilliesFan 2
6. Mister Peabody 2
6. Hoosier Mick 2
6. hoopsisbest 2
7. Sircheeks 1
7. NCAABKJNKY81 1
7. PSU1985 1
7. guru825 1
7. Bigkochman 1
7. theriverrock 1
7. Yanks1in99 1
7. LUV 2 Q 1
7. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
7. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 28, 2010 10:11 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Let's play dress-up!

Looks like I need to pull off the miracle, otherwise I'll be stuck being the bridesmaid again.I heard that if you send Joe an early Valentine's card with alot of smoochy lips on it, he'll throw a couple bonus points your way.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 28, 2010 8:41 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Let's play dress-up!

Great job today by the teetsman (or woman, just like the sound, sorta like Cheechmon).  He's been coming strong recently.  Looks like I need to pull off the miracle, otherwise I'll be stuck being the bridesmaid again.  Wish you would have gone with your wife, Joe.  Oh well.  One of these month's will belong to BuccinGator!!!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 28, 2010 12:17 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Let's play dress-up!

Couple near misses by Hoosier Mick and kmvenne. Also, Gator... the wife really liked your Pippi Longstocking pull, but I thought it was close between that one, Skins' Hotel California reference and the gonzo/Kaufman caption. Laughing

Great day for teets!

teets3
1. "Does this fit over the head?"  -That's what Sheed said.

teets3
2. I just can't go on, Coach -- these sleeves are too damn uncomfortable.

skinsinsk
3) Much like a certain hotel in California, once you go to a Phish concert, you can never truly leave the Phish concert.

D2Moo
4.  Sending Bob Saget to emcee an Olympic entertainment event was the US's way of getting even with Canada for forcing Alan Thicke on us in the 80's and 90's.

Strictly Butta
#5- After 14 dress rehearsals, the director of "Robbin in the hood" had completely abandoned the "english accent", and instead concentrated on repairing the oft misprounounced "Sher-wuh Forrest"


teets3
Fake Movie Titles (Based on Real Movie Titles):

1. Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Dressed?
2. No Country for Young Men with Old Knees and Flashy Fashion
3. Mr. Holland's FilOpus
4. PerVertigo
5. Paul and the Amazing Technicolor Nightmare Scenario for A Photograph




January Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 13
2. BuccinGator 11
3. magicandbird 8
3. ktopp24 8
4. River_Rat 6
4. teets3 6
5. D2Moo 4
5. Strictly Butta 4
6. howie115 3
6. wetookthebait 3
7. PSU_PhilliesFan 2
7. Mister Peabody 2
7. Hoosier Mick 2
7. hoopsisbest 2
8. Sircheeks 1
8. NCAABKJNKY81 1
8. PSU1985 1
8. guru825 1
8. skinsins k 1
8. Bigkochman 1
8. theriverrock 1
8. Yanks1in99 1
8. LUV 2 Q 1
8. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
8. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 28, 2010 12:04 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Let's play dress-up!

3) Did you guys hear that Johnny Depp is making a new Pirates movie? It's rated ARRRRRRRRR! Am I right? Hey now... I'll take that one.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 27, 2010 10:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Let's play dress-up!

By the way, Joe (and everyone) -- that is definitely Paul Pierce, and not Chris Paul. I swear... I knew that. Yell



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 27, 2010 10:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Let's play dress-up!

Hey Joe!! Who the heck is Chril Paul? I don't know. Maybe he's friends with BEN Wallace... Wink



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: January 27, 2010 9:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Let's play dress-up!

1) What could he possibly say but "both teams played hard?"

2) Nadal thinking (English translation) "if he walks his fingers one more inch, he's goin' down."

3) Whistling "I'm A Little Teapot" while twiddling your locks is a perfect way to deal with intense pressure

4) Unfunny potty mouths sometimes have to check into rehab biodomes just to feel relevant again 

5) I'm sorry kids.  This script was written by the Robin Hood guy over there, and all it says is "both teams played hard" on every page.



Since: Jan 17, 2010
Posted on: January 27, 2010 8:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Let's play dress-up!


1. Embattled trainer Greg Anderson is back under investigation now accused of supplying Peter Pan with a banned substance.  Pictured here Peter states he's innocent and that there is nothing in his appearance or performance that has changed.

2. Rafael Nadal gets "iced down" during a break at the Australian Open after mistaking his ben gay ointment for his jock itch cream.

3. In an effort to go mainstream Hollywood, Gonzo gets a nose job and auditions for the lead role in the "Man on the Moon - The Andy Kaufman Story."  The former Muppet, after being beaten out for the part by Jim Carrey, still can't find work.

4. When asked what they thought of Bob Saget's new act at Epcot Center, the crowd filing out was shocked to hear that "the stiff up there" wasn't a Disney animatronic.

5. Trying to introduce a 5th Beatle for the Sergeant Pepper movie, Sloan Witnit was later cut because his voice caused people's hair to prematurely gray.




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 27, 2010 8:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Let's play dress-up!

OVERDUE JOE BASHING!

Joe's best captions for these pictures.

1) Hey Charles Oakley, if you really want to steal from the rich and give to the poor, why don't you take money from your more wealthy teammates and give it to the ones making less. You know what I'm saying?

2) Roger Federer? More like Roger Fede-HER with that hair. You know?

3) Did you guys hear that Johnny Depp is making a new Pirates movie? It's rated ARRRRRRRRR! Am I right?

4) Hey Uncle Jesse, go back to Japan where they like you! Oh yea! No, serioulsy though, that's a talented actor...

5) Hey Rajon Rondo, PETA called, they said your outfit might have animal fur in it, and that is bad. I'll be here all week!



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 27, 2010 8:10 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Let's play dress-up!

1) Worst freecreditreport.com commercial ever.

2) Rafa is very confused when asked "Where the hell did your pants go?", not because he's unaware he's not wearing pants, he just thought after reading about Greg Oden, that pants wearing was officially optional in sports today.

3) Yearning for the sweet release that death would bring, Pablo tries to stop the endless horror that is watching soccer by sawing through his head with a sturdy piece of yarm, to no avail.

4) Bob Sagat does a hilarious Winter Olympics routine involving frozen balls, yellow snow, and Dave Coulier being gay, but sadly the IOC translators turn the entire thing into a glowing endorsement of his time working on Full House.

5) Paul "The Truth" Pierce drops some unwelcome truth on unsuspecting school kids, the cold, hard truth that remainging loyal to the British crown is the only way this small collection of land called America will ever gain any foothold on the world stage.


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