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Photo Caption Contest: Call an ambulance!

Posted on: January 28, 2010 11:06 am
Edited on: January 29, 2010 1:34 am
 
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January Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 13
2. BuccinGator 11
3. magicandbird 8
3. ktopp24 8
4. River_Rat 6
4. teets3 6
5. D2Moo 4
5. Strictly Butta 4
6. howie115 3
6. wetookthebait 3
7. PSU_PhilliesFan 2
7. Mister Peabody 2
7. Hoosier Mick 2
7. hoopsisbest 2
8. Sircheeks 1
8. NCAABKJNKY81 1
8. PSU1985 1
8. guru825 1
8. skinsins k 1
8. Bigkochman 1
8. theriverrock 1
8. Yanks1in99 1
8. LUV 2 Q 1
8. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
8. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 29, 2010 9:53 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Call an ambulance!



Lazy Joe contest for today...if you're interested.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 29, 2010 5:51 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Call an ambulance!

Congratulations to kmvenne for his win and Buccingator for a great battle this month.

Lots of competition all of a sudden.  That can only mean one thing, all of Conan's out of work writers got hired by CBS membersTongue outWinkLaughing

Worst part about that, i missed getting any of them.  Guess I didn't offer enough cash.Money mouth



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 29, 2010 4:36 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Call an ambulance!

Congrats to BuccinGator on his record 19th 2nd place finish!!! Nice job!! Wonder why Joe doesn't make a list for that? Anyways, don't forget I'll be posting the link to the Lazy Joe contest this morning....



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 29, 2010 1:32 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Call an ambulance!

Congrats to kmvenne on yet another victorious month! The champ had just enough steam to edge out BuccinGator and grab his record seventh title. (Nice little rivalry developing there.) Also, it's nice to see the emergence of teets and magicandbird these last couple months... as well as the return of Butta! Looks like we might have a field of five to 10 serious contenders next month.

Thanks for playing, as always. Definitely one of the best months ever, from a quality standpoint!

Back on Monday. Laughing



BuccinGator
1) David Tua versus Friday the 13th lost it's luster after David realizes his promoters booked the actor who played Jason in the original movie.

skinsinsk
2) It just goes to show, success with a ping-pong paddle does not automatically translate into success with a tennis racket. Damn rubber grips.

NFL-Solomon
3.) Guard well your stomachs my fine friends while I take you into the seamy underbelly of Rio de Janeiro, and their illegal backroom Brazilian Waxing clinics

ktopp24
#4 - He tried everything. Duct tape, superglue, toothpicks, even those little green garbage bag twisty ties. But no matter what he did, everytime he sneezed, his gigantic left eyeball would always pop out. 

D2Moo
5.  As he was blacking out, Guido kept hearing the words of his dear departed father who always told him, "Son, only idiots end up at the bottom of celebratory dogpiles."


Strictly Butta
State of the Union highlights

#1- Reaction after Obama declares that "the worst of the storm has passed" regarding the economy#2- President Obama took a moment to reflect on most Americans reaction to the bank bailout...likening it to a "root canal"#3- Even when President Obama mentioned successful tax cuts over the last year, Republicans went out of their way to NOT stand and applaud!#4- Artist rendering of Justice Sam Alito's reacting to some presidential scolding over the court's recent ruling on corporate political activity.#5- Obama calls for "Don't ask Don't Tell" repeal...


January Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 13
2. BuccinGator 12
3. ktopp24 9
4. magicandbird 8
5. River_Rat 6
5. teets3 6
6. D2Moo 5
6. Strictly Butta 5
7. howie115 3
7. wetookthebait 3
8. PSU_PhilliesFan 2
8. Mister Peabody 2
8. Hoosier Mick 2
8. hoopsisbest 2
8. skinsinsk 2
9. Sircheeks 1
9. NCAABKJNKY81 1
9. PSU1985 1
9. guru825 1
9. Bigkochman 1
9. theriverrock 1
9. NFL-Solomon 1
9. Yanks1in99 1
9. LUV 2 Q 1
9. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
9. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 29, 2010 12:46 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Call an ambulance!

In the "care package" was a 5th of Jack Daniels, a Playboy magazine, a bag of Cheetos, and a wool toilet seat cover.  Buc wasn't sure what Joe could do with all this but knew that Joe would figure something out.
Figure something out?! That's already my Friday night... but if you're sending extra, I can finally invite a friend!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 28, 2010 11:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Call an ambulance!

Sorry Joe-stepped on your toes on that one. Guess it's the similarity to Bald Bull that did it.Toes intact. Lot of room for references in the NES world! Laughing



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: January 28, 2010 10:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Call an ambulance!

1) You couldn't have picked a starker contrast for celebrity look alike fight night, but what the hey?  Jack Lemmon vs. George Foreman could work with enough of that stuff from the sponsor.

2) Oooooh, noooo, you didn't! If this raquet handle is getting me off, I definitely took too much Viagra.

3) Nothing can make the youngins do what you say better than a cattle prod.

4) Pepe's teammates thought the ole MUCH heavier training ball trick would be funny.  They never anticipated Pepe to shoot back with his head.

5) Oh no you don't, masked man of some guy that no one knows!  These two are mine, and they promised ME a spanking.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 28, 2010 10:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Call an ambulance!

#5 - Coach K was all smiles the other day when he was seen celebrating a recent Duke victory with former players, from left, J.J. Redick, Grant Hill, and Christian Laettner.



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: January 28, 2010 10:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Call an ambulance!

Here's a small correction.

1. kmvenne 13
2. BuccinGator 11

The behind the scenes, Spy vs. Spy style efforts by kmvenne and BuccinGator to try to keep one another from winning the Caption Contest;

1) First BuccinGator simply threatens kmvenne with bodily harm if he shows up today for the contest.

2) In retaliation, kmvenne leaves an obstacle in a strategic place to slow BG down. This expert espionage obviously upped the anti!

3) BuccinGator immediately called in every mercenary for hire that could be found. Unfortunately for him, kmvenne easily distracted them and lured them away with promises of sharing past Caption Contest trophies. BG's big stick method of organizing a mission wasn't a bit big hit either.

4) kmvenne was a little too pleased with himself however, let his guard down and was caught by surprise by a high-velocity projectile fired from a modified bowling ball returning machine combined with a lawnmower engine. That's gonna leave a mark!

5) Finally, several of the other CC participants mob this guy in an effort to stop the carnage not realizing he's just an innocent bystander.



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: January 28, 2010 10:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Call an ambulance!

1. kmvenne 13
2. BuccinGator 11

The behind the scenes, Spy vs. Spy style efforts by kmvenne and BuccinGator to try to keep one another from winning the Caption Contest;

1) First BuccinGator simply threatens kmvenne with bodily harm if he shows up today for the contest.

2) In retaliation, kmvenne leaves an obstacle in a strategic place to slow BG down. This expert espionage obviously upped the anti!

3) BuccinGator immediately called in every mercenary for hire that could be found. Unfortunately for him, kmvenne easily distracted them and lured them away with promises of sharing past Caption Contest trophies. BG's big stick method of organizing a mission wasn't a bit hit either.

4) kmvenne was a little too pleased with himself however, let his guard down and was caught by surprise by a high-velocity projectile fired from a modified bowling ball returning machine combined with a lawnmower engine. That's gonna leave a mark!

5) Finally, several of the other CC participants mob this guy in an effort to stop the carnage not realizing he's just an innocent bystander.


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