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Photo Caption Contest: A tiger by the tail...

Posted on: February 2, 2010 10:49 am
 
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February Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator 2
2. Strictly Butta 1
2. wetookthebait 1
2. Mister Peabody 1
2. Hoosier Mick 1

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2010 9:53 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: A tiger by the tail...

Strictly Butta
#1- It wasn't until the young lady turned around, with the rear view of that Tiger placed strategically around her belly button, that clinched her victory in the "Worlds Worst Tattoo Contest".
I wish I had seen this one before I posted my similar one last night. But it does make me feel good that I was thinking along the same lines as a past champion.

Nice one Butta!



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 3, 2010 9:36 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: A tiger by the tail...

Wow, tough room when you can't get a Groundhog Day joke to win on Groundhog Day.  Guess I won't be doing any cupid jokes next Thursday.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 3, 2010 12:45 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: A tiger by the tail...

Hoosier Mick and kmvenne were left on the doorstep today... Sorry guys! Everyone did pretty well on what I thought were some challenging pics, though.

Strictly Butta
#1- It wasn't until the young lady turned around, with the rear view of that Tiger placed strategically around her belly button, that clinched her victory in the "Worlds Worst Tattoo Contest".

wetookthebait
2. This week, the Discovery Channel's program "Dirty Jobs" features Martha, whose occupation is swapping out bedpans for Chris Chelios.

wetookthebait
3. Adam was the best paid bathroom attendant in all of Las Vegas, mainly because he wasn't ashamed to interrupt billiard tournaments to advise the players that they neglected to give him a dollar for their moist towelettes.

D2Moo
4.  Somewhere, some 14 year old girls are envious of their socks.

BuccinGator
5) I bet he does really well at Powerball and the Joust.


teets3
Puns

1. She was always a little (big) catty.
2. When did security get to be such a drag?
3. This wasn't your everyday office pool...so he decided to go for the balls and stick it to 'im.
4. They tried to earn their stripes, but before too long it was curtains for some, while others were floored.
5. He couldn't mask his feelings -- he wanted to win.  Unfortunately, he ended up getting tattooed.



February Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator 3
1. wetookthebait 3
2. Strictly Butta 2
3. Mister Peabody 1
3. D2Moo 1
3. teets3 1
3. Hoosier Mick 1



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: February 2, 2010 11:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: A tiger by the tail...

1) Doggy style deterrent

2) Preferred security line for terrorists

3) Son, you are truly a gifted pool player, but I would be remiss in my duties as the owner of this joint if I didn't implore you to wipe that silly grin off your face. 

4) No better fun than protein shakes and a tiny room full of your comrades

5) Trying to ignore the mock scissors of the cruel man in yellow hair, Anjani prepares himself for his turn.  You see, in this country males are circumcised as young, virile adults in front of sadistic crowds.  All of this in the name of that ghastly man on the photo passes.



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: February 2, 2010 10:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: A tiger by the tail...

1) If you think this is a bit odd, you should see her belly, which has a tattoo of the tiger from the back with her belly button as its anus.

2) Janet knows it will cost her one way or another but she can't help grinning after being relieved from the frisking station after doing too thorough of a job on George Clooney.

3) You know... I once saw an outdoor pool table of sorts. I think these guys could use some exposure to such a thing.

4) It's amazing how a little bag of a certain kind of mushrooms can allow an entire team to play hide and go seek in the same room.

5) Of course it's obvious, but just in case you can't tell, these guys have their identification to prove they are dignitaries representing their country.



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: February 2, 2010 9:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: A tiger by the tail...

Perhaps this will make a little more sense.

Sometimes there is a fine line between some things and sometimes those lines can get blurred. (1) On one hand you have your jungle cats on the other (2) you have a cougar. (3) Then there are wanna be players with sticks and (4) serious players who kick. (5) And finally you have a jungle cat, cougar chasing wanna be players who are just playin'!



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: February 2, 2010 9:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: A tiger by the tail...


Sometimes there is a fine line between some things and sometimes those lines can get blurred. On one hand you have your jungle cats on the other you have a cougar. Then there are wanna be players with sticks and serious players who kick. And finally you have a jungle cat, cougar chasing wanna be players who are just playin'!



Since: Jan 17, 2010
Posted on: February 2, 2010 9:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: A tiger by the tail...

Fallen sports personalities, where are they now;

1. Olympic swimmer, Dara Torres, may be atempting another run at the next summer olympics.  After showing up with a new tatoo at her workout facility, rumors ran wild that this may be a sign that she too had an affair with Tiger Woods.

2. Tanya Harding lands a job working for the Transportation Security Administration after an unsuccessful celebrity boxing career.

3. Pictured here at the Scranton, PA Amateur Billiard Championship, Tim Donaghy (far left) resurfaces trying to re-build his career after serving a prison sentence related to a betting scandal while he was a NBA referee.

4. After allowing 51 sacks in the past NFL season, the entire Green Bay Packer's offensive line was released.  The group, pictured here, is now playing for the local Duds & Suds Rugby team in a recration league in Pearl City, WI.

5. Terrell Owens, unable to find a home in the NFL after acting like a spoiled brat WR tries out for a real acting gig in the Gladiator 2.




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: February 2, 2010 9:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: A tiger by the tail...


What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas!

1) Many "entertainers" in Las Vegas get a tattoo that matches their name and/or reputation.

2) Janice has a perpetual grin on her face after being told she was first in line for the full-body x-ray scanner observer promotion at the Las Vegas airport.

3) Moments later, little Johnny (sitting in first row), bored with his Grandpa's brand of fun, started heckling the contestants about playing with each other's balls.

4) Although hotel rooms can be had at relatively inexpensive rates in Las Vegas, occasionally multiple bad runs at the tables can create a crowded situation in the coach's room.

5) It's amazing what you can do to make a living in Las Vegas.




Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: February 2, 2010 8:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: A tiger by the tail...

5. Arsenio Hall shows how the camera can sometimes tack on ten extra pounds of pure muscle.


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