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Photo Caption Contest: Women of Super Bowl XLIV

Posted on: February 8, 2010 10:39 am
Edited on: February 9, 2010 1:14 am
 
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February Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator 4
1. Strictly Butta 4
2. wetookthebait 3
3. Mister Peabody 2
3. ktopp24 2
3. kmvenne 2
3. skinsinsk 2
4. coctopus 1
4. D2Moo 1
4. magicandbird 1
4. teets3 1
4. Hoosier Mick 1

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Jan 15, 2009
Posted on: February 16, 2010 8:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Women of Super Bowl XLIV

Pic1 - It never hurts to advertise!
Pic2 - Black Powwow!
Pic3 - Mardi gras now has butt detectors.  Your butt must be of the apprpriate size to get onto Burbon Street.
Pic4 - Heal!  HEEEAAALLL thisa woman, Lawd!!!  Can I getta AMEN!
Pic5 - Damn!  Cribb notes seemed to work for Sarah Palin.  Does that say pick up FeBreeze or Drew Brees?



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: February 9, 2010 8:53 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Women of Super Bowl XLIV

2. Cool to see that a few of you got to taste how tough it can be to pick winners in this thing. And any time you get up into the 60-comment range, you're talking about some serious reading. Well done, Rat and ktopp! And thanks for the point.


No thanks Joe, this baby is all yours.  Ktopps is enough.  And thanks for the Feb. goose egg. Laughing



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: February 9, 2010 1:20 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Women of Super Bowl XLIV

 That's what leaders do. My guess is that he'll learn from this one. He'll never lose the big game again.

What is, things said about William Jennings Bryan in 1896, 1900, and 1908?

1:20 am EST is when estoric joke Jeopardy starts, right? Am I too late?



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 9, 2010 1:10 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Women of Super Bowl XLIV

I think I'll channel my inner Jerry Springer for some final thoughts...

1. Glad to see that Mick crawled back out from under the covers... Hope to see you back in force sometime this week man.

2. Cool to see that a few of you got to taste how tough it can be to pick winners in this thing. And any time you get up into the 60-comment range, you're talking about some serious reading. Well done, Rat and ktopp! And thanks for the point.

3. As a football fan, I love watching Peyton. Best of a generation, in my opinion. And, yes, he's getting a little more heat than he deserves. Reggie Wayne is a damn good receiver, but he was an embarrassment in the fourth quarter. The play-calling was atrocious too. But, Manning played his part. That pass, the pick-six, was very un-Peyton-like, at best. And the guy has to speak up if he hates the plays. He knows that his opinion counts. That's what leaders do. My guess is that he'll learn from this one. He'll never lose the big game again.


ktopp24
#1 - Blonde: "Hey can you believe we're first in line for the buffet?"
Brunette: "Yeah I know. You'd think with all the people here for the game that more of them would have seen the supper sign. I mean it's got huge letters, I don't know how they missed it."
Blonde: "Tell me about it, some people are just plain stupid. I'm hungry, when do they start serving?"

teets3
2. Spike Lee: "Get away from me, Whitey."

Beevillain
3)  Lost in the scrutiny of Cheryl's butt,  Tom (in the background) made a dash for the entrance with his mini pistol and a pleathora of stolen beads.

ktopp24
#4 - Stephanie had to turn away in disgust, because once again, her man-hands made another guys willy look extremely small.

D2Moo
5.  Eggs, milk, bread, and salad mix was what was written on Peyton's hand.  Damn, he had copied the grocery list and not his plays.  This wasn't going to be good day at the office he thought.  He was right.

kmvenne
MEANWHILE.....

1) These scantily dressed women stand in front of a wall that generously says "Super"....MEANWHILE...We
ndi Nix gives a report on the Super Bowl in front of a wall that appropriately says "Average at best"

2) Condi Rice and Spike Lee enjoy a nice tailgate before the Super Bowl...MEANWHILE...Bill and Hillary Clinton avoid eye contract during a public event for the record 2,000th straight time.

3) A metal detector ensures the safety of everyone going to the big game...MEANWHILE...a wood detector would have sent all men in a 10 foot radius to the holding cell at Land Shark for further questioning.

4) The State of Florida all enjoyed the Saints win, including these people at the most happening party in Ft. Lauderdale....MEANWHILE...at the least happening party in Ft. Lauderdale, Joe gets trashed off of wine coolers and misses the entire second half of the Puppy Bowl.

5) Peyton Manning looks down at his hand, realizing that a ring will not go on it at the end of this season...MEANWHILE...Dan Marino remembers all 17 times he gave that exact look in his career, and gently weeps on the CBS post-game set.


February Scoreboard
1. ktopp24 4
1. BuccinGator 4
1. Strictly Butta 4
2. wetookthebait 3
2. kmvenne 3
3. Mister Peabody 2
3. skinsinsk 2
3. D2Moo 2
3. teets3 2
4. Beevillain 1
4. coctopus 1
4. magicandbird 1
4. Hoosier Mick 1




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 9, 2010 12:45 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Women of Super Bowl XLIV

4) The State of Florida all enjoyed the Saints win, including these people at the most happening party in Ft. Lauderdale....MEANWHILE...at the least happening party in Ft. Lauderdale, Joe gets trashed off of wine coolers and misses the entire second half of the Puppy Bowl.
Thank you DVR! Did you guys see the play where the brown schnauzer was scratching his ear, and then the beagle jumped on him? Haha, that was awesome!

But, seriously, remember that fuzzy navel only comes in a four-pack for a reason... No reason to overdo it.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: February 9, 2010 12:36 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Women of Super Bowl XLIV

Why D2 may need to go see the eye doctor again.

1.  Nice to see Paris Hilton and Sandra Bullock showing off their new boob jobs.  Yes indeed, they are super.

2.  Michele Obama and Denzel Washington meet at the SB festitities.  Denzel, for some reason, keeps calling her Julia.

3.  The Three Stooges, by accident, touch the butt of Melissa Etheridge.  That was a place where indeed, no man had ever gone before.

4.  Ah, always good to see Donnie and Marie do their comedy show once again.

5.  rRoman Gabriel ponders retirement, and the lines in his hands.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 9, 2010 12:07 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Women of Super Bowl XLIV

I think you're right, ktopp.  That's it, Joe!  Sensativity training for you!!!Haha.. Yeah... Maybe you're right. And I was even cheering for the Colts last night!

I'll assume that old Mick was nursing a hangover, and still hadn't had his two cups of coffee. In any case, I can't start pulling punches now. Everybody gets a turn, and Mr. Manning doesn't get too many opportunities to play the goat. Wink



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: February 8, 2010 10:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Women of Super Bowl XLIV

Spike must be doing his Darius Rucker imitation.  Had to go look up pics finally.  Didn't know Rucker has shaved his noggin now.

Spike gain a little weight?  Always remembered him a a bit thinner in the face.

So to be correct....

2.  Condi smiles when Spike asks her if she would like to be Girl 7.

The world is good once again and safe for democracy as well.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: February 8, 2010 10:11 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Women of Super Bowl XLIV

MEANWHILE.....

1) These scantily dressed women stand in front of a wall that generously says "Super"....MEANWHILE...We
ndi Nix gives a report on the Super Bowl in front of a wall that appropriately says "Average at best"

2) Condi Rice and Spike Lee enjoy a nice tailgate before the Super Bowl...MEANWHILE...Bill and Hillary Clinton avoid eye contract during a public event for the record 2,000th straight time.

3) A metal detector ensures the safety of everyone going to the big game...MEANWHILE...a wood detector would have sent all men in a 10 foot radius to the holding cell at Land Shark for further questioning.

4) The State of Florida all enjoyed the Saints win, including these people at the most happening party in Ft. Lauderdale....MEANWHILE...at the least happening party in Ft. Lauderdale, Joe gets trashed off of wine coolers and misses the entire second half of the Puppy Bowl.

5) Peyton Manning looks down at his hand, realizing that a ring will not go on it at the end of this season...MEANWHILE...Dan Marino remembers all 17 times he gave that exact look in his career, and gently weeps on the CBS post-game set.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: February 8, 2010 9:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Women of Super Bowl XLIV

Good old post work napping. You make drinking a ton on Sunday even better. Lets see what we got here...
1) For as trashy as both these girls look, and how STD riddled they are assumed to be, 95% of males responded that the most disguising thing about them is the Bud Light with Lime in their hands.

2) Spike Lee's long, hard metamorphosis from diehard, true blue, long-suffering Knicks fans to total bandwagoner, spineless, pathetic excuse for a fan has finally come to completion.

3) After her boyfriend heard that she was getting some lurid text messages from her ex-boyfriend, he has insisted she submits to a Garrett detector at least twice a day.

4) Fans of Betty White celebrate the hardest hit of the Super Bowl.

5) Peyton Manning begins to wonder if the calibration on his laser....rocket arm might have short circuited in the 4th quarter.


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