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Photo Caption Contest: Say No to Eggplant!

Posted on: February 9, 2010 10:48 am
 
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February Scoreboard
1. ktopp24 4
1. BuccinGator 4
1. Strictly Butta 4
2. wetookthebait 3
2. kmvenne 3
3. Mister Peabody 2
3. skinsinsk 2
3. D2Moo 2
3. teets3 2
4. Beevillain 1
4. coctopus 1
4. magicandbird 1
4. Hoosier Mick 1

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: February 9, 2010 11:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Say No to Eggplant!

Scoring a point off an Andrea Yates joke is my new crowning achievement over here.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 9, 2010 11:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Say No to Eggplant!

Remember, Joe, ktopp isn't scoring the Friday contest this month.  No need to kiss up to the substitute teacher Sealed.  Good job today, ktopp, although I'll always be upset for you taking down my eggplant wizard comment.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 9, 2010 11:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Say No to Eggplant!

Really tough to eliminate the Eggplant Wizard reference. Lots of solid entries for The Who and James Carville too. Great day overall. Smile


ktopp24
#1 - Don't you hate it when you find a great street corner in Mexico, you sit down and start selling your big tall pointy black cone head hats, you have a few potential sales in the works and then *BOOM* all of a sudden an eggplant rally shows up and scares away your clientele? Man, if you knew how many times that has happened to me....I HATE that.

Beevillain
2)  Putting a condom on the microphone and having Roger play "It's Hard" is just a cruel joke.

ktopp24
#3 - Nobody knew where Timmy was hiding until after the confetti cannons were shot off and he landed on the 50-yard line.

BuccinGator
4) Dennis Dodd can't even get the bunnyear down correctly.

Beevillain
5)  Everybody chuckled when they found out that Ellen Degeneres's underwear had a pee hole.



kmvenne
What cause is this picture for, and who's behind it?

1) Say no to eggplant - sponsored by my taste buds
2) Allowing bad music to play the Super Bowl halftime show - sponsored by the Dave Matthews Band
3) Leaving tiny children around a bunch of choking hazards - sponsored by the Andrea Yates School of Parenting
4) Celebrating with pure evil in your mists - sponsored by the PR firm that tries to get Lucifer some master of ceremony gigs during his downtime.
5) Getting unsightly bloodstains out of your underwear after eating Chilpote - sponsored by BILLY MAYS HERE FOR CHILPOTAWAY!


1. ktopp24 6
2. BuccinGator 5
3. Strictly Butta 4
3. kmvenne 4
4. wetookthebait 3
4. Beevillain 3
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. skinsinsk 2
5. D2Moo 2
5. teets3 2
6. coctopus 1
6. magicandbird 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: February 9, 2010 7:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Say No to Eggplant!

Revised Corporate Slogans:

#1- Fruit of the LOONS

#2- i've fallen! and I KEEP getting up!

#3- Maybe she's born with it...YESTERDAY

#4- The UNcoola

#5- I'm LEZZIN' It




Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: February 9, 2010 7:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Say No to Eggplant!

#3- Sports gambling has clearly gotten way out of control.  In the latest horror, 2 babies decked themselves out in team gear for both the Saints and Colts and put on "C-4 diapers" with the loser callously being blown to bits. Here amongst the gruesome aftermath, the winning baby Stewie quipped: "Man thats gotta be the worst case of explosive diarrhea I've ever seen".



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: February 9, 2010 7:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Say No to Eggplant!

#5- Coach Sean Payton didn't have the heart to tell him that Ellen really wanted to "give that to the Bush"...



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: February 9, 2010 6:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Say No to Eggplant!

What cause is this picture for, and who's behind it?

1) Say no to eggplant - sponsored by my taste buds

2) Allowing bad music to play the Super Bowl halftime show - sponsored by the Dave Matthews Band

3) Leaving tiny children around a bunch of choking hazards - sponsored by the Andrea Yates School of Parenting

4) Celebrating with pure evil in your mists - sponsored by the PR firm that tries to get Lucifer some master of ceremony gigs during his downtime.

5) Getting unsightly bloodstains out of your underwear after eating Chilpote - sponsored by BILLY MAYS HERE FOR CHILPOTAWAY!



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: February 9, 2010 6:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Say No to Eggplant!

1) This whole "you have the right to say no" thing sounds an awful lot like what the judge told me I have to tell any woman I go out on a date with before I ask them anything, as part of my plea aggreement after that whole sodering iron/beluga caviar mess that I'd really like to put behind me.

2) The Who has always had a sense of whimsy about them, evident in their song and album titles, but their Super Bowl performance might be the greatest bit of anti-comedy since Norm McDonald appeared on the Roast of Bob Sagat....

3) Focus on the Family, when will you stop annoying all us football fans with your cute messages that are totally inoffensive? Next thing you know they will put a baby in adult shoes smiling with a Saints diaper, and half of America will blog about it's evil adorableness with such anger that their heads will expode....

4) Euphoia over the Saints victory reached such a high that a ton of females didn't seemed to mind that a creepy snake person spouting liberal propoganda was celebrating with them, marking the first time James Carville didn't repulse those unfortunate enough to be near him.

5) Ellen Degeneras really regrets her one night stands with most of the Saints D-linemen and giving them her personalized Saints boxers afterwards, but to be fair, the lighting was really bad, she was drunk out of her mind, and they did say they were Rosie O'Donald's black cousins.





Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: February 9, 2010 6:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Say No to Eggplant!

#1- Attendance grew to just under 40 people at the 2nd annual Eggplant-Shmegplant Festival

#2- The NFL is strongly rethinking the WWE influenced "guest referee" gimmick after Roger Daltrey overturned the ruling on the field that Lance Moore's 2pt conversion catch was incomplete. 

#3- What do you call a baby that is shot out of a confetti cannon? ...screwed

#4- James Carville on the Saints Superbowl win: "I'm the rajin' cajun and the Saints...they are a-mazin', the Defense was engagin', Drew Brees sure helped my wagin' and to the Colts fans, we were enragin'! 

#5- In addition to undergarments, fans can also buy "Who Dat Toilet Paper"...its rough, its tough...and it doesn't take $%&t from anyone!




Since: Aug 25, 2007
Posted on: February 9, 2010 5:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Say No to Eggplant!

2 - "SHARON!!!!!!"  Oh bugger....where the hell am I?


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