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Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

Posted on: February 10, 2010 11:11 am
Edited on: February 10, 2010 11:15 am
 

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February Scoreboard
1. ktopp24 6
2. BuccinGator 5
3. Strictly Butta 4
3. kmvenne 4
4. wetookthebait 3
4. Beevillain 3
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. skinsinsk 2
5. D2Moo 2
5. teets3 2
6. coctopus 1
6. magicandbird 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 11, 2010 9:07 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

Hey Joe, in my world, 5 plus 2 is 7, not that I'm counting or anything.

Yeah, it's also lollipops and kittens in your world too Buc. Not that anybody ever pays attention or anything.  Wink



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 11, 2010 12:37 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

Hey Joe, in my world, 5 plus 2 is 7, not that I'm counting or anything.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 11, 2010 12:14 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

Tough competition this month, as expected! Definitely some great sets today, too. Rahm definitely cracked me up.



Strictly Butta
#1- At the upcoming winter olympics opening ceremony many nations are expected to protest the USA "always having their head up the worlds a$#".

BuccinGator
2) Leave it to a soccer team sponsored by Lorenzo Lammas to resort to such childish pranks.

D2Moo
3.  The question remained to all who walked by this office; Did you have to be smart to work there or was this where you went to get smart.  No one was smart enough to know.

D2Moo
4.  Sally thought the new window display was abominable.  Phil wasn't so sure, yeti ended up agreeing with Sal so she'd still go home with him that evening.

Strictly Butta
#5- Men aged 25 and under are strongly cautioned to avoid at all costs, the "Running of the Cougars" this weekend.



BuccinGator
The Nightmares of BuccinGator:

1) Asked to perform at a public speaking engagement, BuccinGator fears not being naked, but rather dressed like this.
2) After narrowly edging ktopp for the February caption contest title, ktopp secretly obtains a urine sample from Buc, whom he suspects of cheating.
3) The results come back positive for wit enhancing substances, and Joe is left with no choice but to strip Gator of his lone title and award it to ktopp.
4) BuccinGator wins the gold in the downhill in Vancouver, only to discover that he had forgotten to shave that morning, and not just his face, but his chest, back, legs, everything.
5) BuccinGator, scarred from his caption cheating scandal and fresh off a three month suspension, scores three points on a day featuring this picture, leading to the rest of the caption community to ridicule him for only being able to score with meth chicks.  Buc's lone, small solace is that at least it wasn't Turkish Oil Wrestlers, and his sexuality wasn't being challenged.



February Scoreboard
1. ktopp24 6
1. Strictly Butta 6
1. BuccinGator 6
2. kmvenne 4
2. D2Moo 4
3. wetookthebait 3
3. Beevillain 3
4. Mister Peabody 2
4. skinsinsk 2
4. teets3 2
5. coctopus 1
5. magicandbird 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 10, 2010 11:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

Theme for Friday.......A tribute to Ktopp.....that should bring a good turnout. LaughingOkay, so there needs to be at least 1 Brett Favre picture, 1 cheesehead picture, and 1 Turkish Oil Wrestler picture.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 10, 2010 11:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

Theme for Friday.......A tribute to Ktopp.....that should bring a good turnout. LaughingAs a tribute to your hopeful safety, I'll do this for you. See you saturday dude. Drive safe.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: February 10, 2010 11:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

Funny stuff today as usual everyone.  I had a trip over 100 miles on black ice all the way and watched 2 semis and 5 cars lose it....I'll skip today and wish all good luck while I change my pants.

Ktopp, I'll be away from computer all Friday....but I'll do my duty on Saturday, don't worry.

Theme for Friday.......A tribute to Ktopp.....that should bring a good turnout. Laughing



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: February 10, 2010 10:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

I'm going to step aside and let White House Cheif of Staff Rahm Emanuel do my theme post today. I'm sure he'll be classy and dignified.

1) A dancing world? That's ****** retarded.

2) What team do these guys play for? FC ******* Retards?

3) Anti-doping? They need to research anti-******* retardness!

4) What the hell country did you win the gold for? ******* retardistan?

5) Who would run a marathon? That's the most ******* retarded thing I've seen since the #5 ******* retarded bus made it's last stop in ******* retarded village.
Kmvenne, that was too ******* funny.  Unfortunately it's too ******* true.  Better watch your back.  Rahm might just come ******* after your ******* hide.



Since: Jan 9, 2008
Posted on: February 10, 2010 10:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

1. Mr. Universe took the "Pants on the Floor" dance a little too seriously.

2. Is that a water bottle in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

3. Told he was being taken to a lie detector test, suddenly, his face paled and Barry Bonds knew it was a trap.

4. Joe the Yeti threw on ski goggles, took a seat and let the B.C. bud soak in. His purple haze induced coma was slightly disturbed when a pair of tourists walked by and did not even notice the missing link sitting on a bench. Never mind the floating orbs above the mountains in the picture behind him. He wondered to himself if he could hock his "world's greatest toker" medal for a bag of chips.

5. Ivana Runfar is aided by Anita Womyn as Iza Kantsie feels her way past the near collision.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: February 10, 2010 9:33 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

I'm going to step aside and let White House Cheif of Staff Rahm Emanuel do my theme post today. I'm sure he'll be classy and dignified.

1) A dancing world? That's ****** retarded.

2) What team do these guys play for? FC ******* Retards?

3) Anti-doping? They need to research anti-******* retardness!

4) What the hell country did you win the gold for? ******* retardistan?

5) Who would run a marathon? That's the most ******* retarded thing I've seen since the #5 ******* retarded bus made it's last stop in ******* retarded village.



Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: February 10, 2010 9:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

I did not read through these ahead of time so I apologize in advance if I step on anyone's toes.

1. In an odd turn of events Richard Simmons joins musicians for the We Are the World reunion tour.

2. Since the injury now required Michael to use a catheter, teammate thought they would make him feel better by simulating the half time trip to the men's room.

3. Based on the fact that no one is present in the lab is it safe to say that the steroid era is behind us?

4. With the help of their newest defensemen Yashi Abomi Nibal the Japanese hockey team likes their chances for gold in Vancouver.

5. Mary Decker Slaney finally exacts her revenge for the trip that cost her gold in 1984.

Theme: Vetoed Super Bowl Commercials

1. WWE Monday Night Raw - CBS decided not to air the commercial featuring the newest wrestler "World Domination" when they realized that just what it was being dominated.

2. World Cup 2010 - After seeing this commercial featuring the Trinidad and Tobago national team CBS pulled the plug after they learned what was really in the water bottle.

3. Major League Baseball - CBS wanted no part of this spot where MLB attempts to disclose the truth about the dreaded list.

4. Bud Light - Budweiser exects scrapped this commercial where a patron drinks so much that he passes out where friends dress him up, ship him to Hong Kong and post him in the ski shop window.

5. Citizen Watches - Citizen scrapped this add when the jr. executive noticed that their time pieces used in the spot did not keep the same time.



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