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Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

Posted on: February 10, 2010 11:11 am
Edited on: February 10, 2010 11:15 am
 

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February Scoreboard
1. ktopp24 6
2. BuccinGator 5
3. Strictly Butta 4
3. kmvenne 4
4. wetookthebait 3
4. Beevillain 3
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. skinsinsk 2
5. D2Moo 2
5. teets3 2
6. coctopus 1
6. magicandbird 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Feb 28, 2008
Posted on: February 10, 2010 8:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

Sung to the chorus of "We Are The Children"

Photo one: I am the world
      
;     &nbs
p;     You are the children (staring at my butt)

Photo two: We are the ones who make a brighter day
      
;     &nbs
p;    So let's start giving (a sample)

Photo three: There's a choice we're making
      
;     &nbs
p;     &nb
sp;
Photo four: we're saving our own lives (from the abomnible snowman)

Photo five: It's true we'll make a better day
      
;     &nbs
p;    Just you and me

 



 

 

 




Since: Nov 6, 2008
Posted on: February 10, 2010 6:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

In the annual Run With Your Eyes Closed 10k, Sally failed to realize she was the only one not cheating and subsequently lost in distant 3rd place.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: February 10, 2010 6:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

1) As a man who easily has the most experience with the 3rd grade out of all of us, I can say with relative certainty that the globe does not have red, white, and blue armbands, and most definitely did not wear a black-one shoulder singlet like it was Andre the Giant...

2) With no Chinese people or Coca-Cola to speak of, this joke really loses all meaning...

3) The Anti-Doping Laboratory continues to warn of the dangers of doping. Meanwhile, my HDTV, bags of Doritos, and water pipe all continue to warn of the awesomeness of doping.

4) After the whole Lindsey Vann controversy, Sports Illustrated searched the globe to find the least sexy Olympic champion for next weeks cover.

5) While reliving the past fun like the Drinking Olympics may seem like a good idea at your 25th Sorority Reunion, it's a grim reality that your not nearly hot or athletic enough to act like you are 22 again.



Since: Nov 6, 2008
Posted on: February 10, 2010 6:40 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

#1) While performing his own rendition of "We are the World We are the People," Darynn failed to realize that the applause and laughter was because of the large tear in the back of his tights after jumping and landing in the splits.




Since: Mar 12, 2008
Posted on: February 10, 2010 6:11 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

4 - After a days of thinking... this was the best way Dave could promote his new line of goggles
5 - All these years later and mary decker slaney finally gets to shove zola budd to the ground....... (remember your olympic history...anyone?) (is that a cricket I hear?)




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 10, 2010 5:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

Been waiting to do an Al dust up.  Sorry Buc if I stepped on you a bit there.  Yours was very good.  Great piece of captioning.

No problems.  Yours delivers a couple convenient dream truths.  Always nice to have fun at the expense of the inventor of the internet.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: February 10, 2010 4:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

Been waiting to do an Al dust up.  Sorry Buc if I stepped on you a bit there.  Yours was very good.  Great piece of captioning.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: February 10, 2010 4:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

Going one better than Buc

Al Gore's Nightmares....

1.  Mother Earth is actually a French guy named Jean Paul and he has already surrendered Earth's resources to the control of Rush L:mbaugh.

2.  Al dreams he's asked in public every day to piss in a bottle so he can prove he's not on drugs when he says stuff like he created the internet.

3.  This is the place Al fears that all voters are sent to to bcome anti-dopes.  That puts him and all the other politicos in the country out of work when all voters become intelligent.

4.  Al's worse dream.  Tipper becomes attached to Gold Medal winning skier Yeti Barnes and runs off to Colorado, therefore adding population to a state who's natural beauty is endangered by skiers and anyone else who moves there.  Worse part of the dream, tipper takes the dog, the pickup, and the chain saw with her as well.

5.  Al's for saving energy, but in this scary dream, he is haunted by his own success.  Getting everyone to run up the stairs and not take energy grabbing elevators causes such a run on spandex and polyester for running and walking wear, the U.S. ends up importing too much oil and the world's supply runs dry.  Also, he is personally sued by stair climbers for their medical bills and Al is forced to work at the local Taco Bell, a place where gas is plentiful.




Since: Jan 26, 2010
Posted on: February 10, 2010 4:14 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

Picture 1: Tigers whole body turns blue after spending time at sex rehab.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 10, 2010 3:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

The Nightmares of BuccinGator:Very nice job Gator-man!! I'm happy that I could inspire you to such brilliance. Laughing


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