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Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

Posted on: February 10, 2010 11:11 am
Edited on: February 10, 2010 11:15 am
 

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February Scoreboard
1. ktopp24 6
2. BuccinGator 5
3. Strictly Butta 4
3. kmvenne 4
4. wetookthebait 3
4. Beevillain 3
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. skinsinsk 2
5. D2Moo 2
5. teets3 2
6. coctopus 1
6. magicandbird 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: February 10, 2010 2:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

5. Unable to hail a cab in midday Manhattan, Elizabeth and Julie decide to escort their friend, Susan, to the delivery room at Mt. Sinai Medical Center on foot.  Here, Susan experiences the first of a great many contractions.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 10, 2010 2:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

The Nightmares of BuccinGator:

1) Asked to perform at a public speaking engagement, BuccinGator fears not being naked, but rather dressed like this.

2) After narrowly edging ktopp for the February caption contest title, ktopp secretly obtains a urine sample from Buc, whom he suspects of cheating.

3) The results come back positive for wit enhancing substances, and Joe is left with no choice but to strip Gator of his lone title and award it to ktopp.

4) BuccinGator wins the gold in the downhill in Vancouver, only to discover that he had forgotten to shave that morning, and not just his face, but his chest, back, legs, everything.

5) BuccinGator, scarred from his caption cheating scandal and fresh off a three month suspension, scores three points on a day featuring this picture, leading to the rest of the caption community to ridicule him for only being able to score with meth chicks.  Buc's lone, small solace is that at least it wasn't Turkish Oil Wrestlers, and his sexuality wasn't being challenged.



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: February 10, 2010 2:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

Now Available on Netflix:

1. "The Good Earth" (1937)

2. "The Waterboy" (1998)

3. "Juice" (1992)

4. "Monster" (2003)

5. "Run Lola Run" (1998)



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 10, 2010 2:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

#5 - One of the downfalls of the Lesbolympics is that some of the participants just can't control their hormones during competition.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 10, 2010 2:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

#1 - All the kids were laughing at him because there was a hole in the leotard and he accidentally put the whole costume on backwards.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: February 10, 2010 2:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

5)  Once again, Team White(in the back) took the third straight championship in the Empire State Building run-up by using the elevators.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: February 10, 2010 2:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

4)  It took one, small chinese man to censor this picture of "Sasquatch ain't got nothing on me!!"



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: February 10, 2010 1:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

5. Diane (wearing 114) exhibits a stunning display of altruism, sacrificing a certain victory in the 10K race to give one of her competitors the Heimlich.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: February 10, 2010 1:54 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

2) Tyrone (in the background) smirked at the others because he knew he didn't need any water bottle enhancements.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: February 10, 2010 1:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Man of the world

3)  ....and then Barry Bonds woke up from his horrific nightmare, screaming bloody murder.


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