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Photo Caption Contest: Beer, brats and pretzels

Posted on: February 11, 2010 11:24 am
Edited on: February 11, 2010 11:32 am
 
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February Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator 7
2 ktopp24 6
2 Strictly Butta 6
3 kmvenne 4
3 D2Moo 4
4 wetookthebait 3
4 Beevillain 3
5 Mister Peabody 2
5 skinsinsk 2
5 teets3 2
6 coctopus 1
6 magicandbird 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 15, 2010 2:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Beer, brats and pretzels

I guess I was holding out for Joe. I'll put together something quick.





Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 15, 2010 1:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Beer, brats and pretzels

So what's your excuse, then?  Doubt you're having anything rubbed by any hottie.  Or just worried you won't be able to find Rat for some unbiased opinions?I guess I was holding out for Joe. I'll put together something quick.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 15, 2010 1:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Beer, brats and pretzels

** BREAKING NEWS **

 - CBS has been purchased by the government and there will be no activity today due to Presidents Day. For anybody looking for Shuless Joe's caption contest, please feel free to mix up a new batch of Margharita's. Joe has just done the same and you can find him sitting on his porch in his hammock staring at the blue waters right outside his $1.2 million beach front home and getting his feet rubbed by a 24-year old hispanic hottie.

New York Times

So what's your excuse, then?  Doubt you're having anything rubbed by any hottie.  Or just worried you won't be able to find Rat for some unbiased opinions?



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 15, 2010 12:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Beer, brats and pretzels

** BREAKING NEWS **

 - CBS has been purchased by the government and there will be no activity today due to Presidents Day. For anybody looking for Shuless Joe's caption contest, please feel free to mix up a new batch of Margharita's. Joe has just done the same and you can find him sitting on his porch in his hammock staring at the blue waters right outside his $1.2 million beach front home and getting his feet rubbed by a 24-year old hispanic hottie.

New York Times




Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: February 13, 2010 5:50 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Beer, brats and pretzels

Picture 4 -- ALMOST everyone laughed when the John Carlos statue showed up, well, lighter than expected.....and gloveless.  (Check out guy to left)



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 12, 2010 10:02 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Beer, brats and pretzels



Lazy Joe contest for today

Do it....or Vanilla Ice will stop by your house for a karaoke dance party 



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 12, 2010 12:57 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Beer, brats and pretzels

The alliteration puns, the Lightning bedazzling their sticks, and the Fresh Prince theme song were all pretty point-worthy, but here's what I've got...


D2Moo
1.  To get used to things in North America, the German Olympic Team trains in Ktopps back yard where beer, brats and pretzels are not only a meal, they're a way of life.

kmvenne
2) Sort of a jack of all trades at the ice rink, there was little that Tim couldn't fix. But he was unarguably best at fixing a lack of crack in his body. Always smoking crack, that's Tim for you...

Chants Fan
#3 Jazzy Jeff's career is taking off! Who was that Fresh Duke .... or Prince ..... or King dude anyway?

Strictly Butta
#4- As his wax likeness was unveiled at Madame Tussaud's, it was immediately clear that the wrong head was constructed per the description "above average"...

ktopp24
#5 - Hulk Hogan's fanbase has taken a severe plunge since getting divorced and sleeping with his daughter's best friend. All he has left is 1 gay dude named Clarence.


D2Moo
Advice from our Moms....sort of.
1.  Always wear your coat and hat outside when it's cold.  Or when the team sponsor pays you to.
2.  Don't play with fire inside the house, you'll burn yourself.  Also make sure the wax is even and applied in light, multiple coats.
3.  Always smile, even when you're hurting inside.  Even if your rat bastard, horsebleep partner ups and becomes famous leaving you to be a footnote in caption contests.
4.  Son don't think so highly of yourself that you get a big head.  Unless you get a lot of money for being that way.
5.  Never yell inside at someone.  Besides, it doesn't matter anyway.  You're a pathetic loser young man and you've run everyone off so no one can hear you.  You are my pathetic loser though.


February Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator 7
1. Strictly Butta 7
1. ktopp24 7
2. D2Moo 6
3. kmvenne 5
4. wetookthebait 3
4. Beevillain 3
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. skinsinsk 2
5. teets3 2
6. coctopus 1
6. Chants Fan 1
6. magicandbird 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1




Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: February 11, 2010 10:59 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Beer, brats and pretzels

3) Larry was enjoying his day at the ole' firing range (shown here admiring his shredded target), but what Jazzy Jeff's DJ business was doing advertising at this joint is anyone's guess.




Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: February 11, 2010 10:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Beer, brats and pretzels

5) Team Terry couldn't have known cutting this psycho from their team would result in him stalking and heckling their every move.  Wearing a "Team Terry Sucks" shirt wasn't what got him booted from the premises, rather repeatedly yelling "Hey! You talkin to me??" and revealing a horrid mohawk when his hat was removed was enough for the authorities to deem him a danger.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: February 11, 2010 10:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Beer, brats and pretzels

Why do office dinners take forever?

Because I drink a lot.

That's like a free joke for you guys, except for being true.

1) The real unanswered question here is "Why are 3 14 year old Saigon prostitutes coming out of the German Residential Facility?"

2) Sort of a jack of all trades at the ice rink, there was little that Tim couldn't fix. But he was unarguably best at fixing a lack of crack in his body. Always smoking crack, that's Tim for you...

3) The crowd booed and yelled "WARE!!" until Uncle Phil finally threw Jazz out of the building.

4) Dirk unleashes the ultimate teammate, Giant Head Dirk, to lead him to the first ever real-life 2 on 2 NBA JAM style tournament in All-Star History.

5) "Who would have thought only one guy would show up to support Team Terry? That must be one alone alliteration! I mean that's one sulking slogan! One moping motto! Truly a depre.....

What, stop at 3 puns? Ok..."




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