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Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

Posted on: February 16, 2010 11:04 am
 
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February Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator 7
1. Strictly Butta 7
1. ktopp24 7
2. D2Moo 6
3. kmvenne 5
4. wetookthebait 3
4. Beevillain 3
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. skinsinsk 2
5. teets3 2
6. coctopus 1
6. Chants Fan 1
6. magicandbird 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: February 16, 2010 3:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

-whoops-
Olympic Failures


#1- Shakira's "She Wolf" performance while a crowd favorite, was simply too risque for the judges tastes


#2- The Trade Federation Storm Troopers showed real hustle on skis, but once again their skills with the target shooting kept them at the bottom of the standings


#3- Jerry Jones gets congratulated on the success of his "Orphan Awesome" champion figure skater, moments later Jerry reportedly snatched the gold medal from young Jimmy, disowning him on the spot and slithering away with his "precious"...


#4- Infamous partier Bode Miller got sick during a practice run, leaving blue vomit streaks all over the downhill slope.  The culprit?  Supposedly Crown Royal in which he thought it would "warm his tummy"...right.

#5- Adding salt to the above captioned "wounds", Shakira was locked up on doping allegations today in addition to her deplorable performance, now the laughing stock of the games. 



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 16, 2010 3:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

#2 - The NBA is having serious regrets about allowing Tatooine to have an expansion team. With 3 suns it was wicked hot all the time, the Empire tried overtaking the stadium during every home game, and the doorways were not big enough to get their biggest sponsor, Jabba the Hut, inside.  



Since: Feb 16, 2010
Posted on: February 16, 2010 3:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

1: Can The Who do this? Didn't think so
2: Dallas Stadium?? I told Google Maps Yankee Stadium
3: When I say "gimme some" you say "money" - Gimme some ...
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5: Creepy guy behind -- "I have her just where I want her"



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: February 16, 2010 3:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

5. If I convert to Hinduism and lead a good life, I'm hoping to be reincarnated as that feather boa.



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: February 16, 2010 3:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

Olympic Failures
#1- Shakira's "She Wolf" performance while a crowd favorite, was simply too risque for the judges tastes

#2- The Trade Federation Storm Troopers showed real hustle on skis, but once again their skills with the target shooting kept them at the bottom of the standings

#3- Jerry Jones gets congratulated on the success of his "Orphan Awesome" champion figure skater, moments later Jerry reportedly snatched the gold medal from young Jimmy, disowning him on the spot and slithering away with his "precious"...



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: February 16, 2010 2:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

#3- When NBA commish David Stern was asked about the tightening up of rules regarding gun ownership and possession by players, he forgot the All Star Weekend host was nearby and blurted out "the new rules are tighter than Jerry Jones' face!"



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: February 16, 2010 2:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

#4- With Danica Patrick on the NASCAR circuit the need of "beer goggles" at these events is rapidly diminishing.



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: February 16, 2010 2:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

#5- Once again Shakira finds herself in trouble with the fashion police



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: February 16, 2010 2:40 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

#3- Cowboy's owner Jerry Jones met with David Stern this weekend to discuss the acquiring of suspended player Gilbert Arenas for his new upcoming Xtreme Basketball Association (XBA) where players not only will own guns, but use them on court.  



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: February 16, 2010 2:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

#2- "Aren't you a little short for a basketball player?"
#2- As the storm trooper approached the paint, he shocked onlookers after removing his helmet and saying "I'm Nate Robinson, and I'm here to dunk on you" and secured his record setting 3rd dunk title.


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